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2007

10

Apr

I am – Hayden Panettiere Isn’t Hot But Wears Robes of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Hayden Panettiere on the set of something they are filming and she isn’t very hot even in her robe. She looks a little like a troll or a man or I am not really sure what, but she’s not really up to my standards even though robes in public bring back memories of romantic hotel getaways and by romantic hotel getaways I mean running after girls who escape from my roofie sex parties. Sure, she made for a cute kid, but way too much hype was sent her way and like a lot of cute kids, they grow up to be funny looking circus freaks.

Speaking of circus freaks, I was talking to some dude about banging an amputee and whether or not you keep the prosthetic leg on or not while you’re doing it. If you did leave it on, it’d be like banging a virgin with a condom on. It’s pretty obvious that you take advantage of all the amazing positions you can get her in, otherwise why be banging a fucking amputee. If you don’t want to cum all over a stump, you could just bang someone will all their parts in place. I guess what I didn’t really think about was that you aren’t really one to be selective so if you were banging an amputee, it’d probably be because she was the last one standing/leaning at the party, because everyone else thought banging an amputee was gross. You take what you can get and that’s what I like about you.

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2007

10

Apr

I am – Hayden Panettiere Isn't Hot But Wears Robes of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Hayden Panettiere on the set of something they are filming and she isn’t very hot even in her robe. She looks a little like a troll or a man or I am not really sure what, but she’s not really up to my standards even though robes in public bring back memories of romantic hotel getaways and by romantic hotel getaways I mean running after girls who escape from my roofie sex parties. Sure, she made for a cute kid, but way too much hype was sent her way and like a lot of cute kids, they grow up to be funny looking circus freaks.

Speaking of circus freaks, I was talking to some dude about banging an amputee and whether or not you keep the prosthetic leg on or not while you’re doing it. If you did leave it on, it’d be like banging a virgin with a condom on. It’s pretty obvious that you take advantage of all the amazing positions you can get her in, otherwise why be banging a fucking amputee. If you don’t want to cum all over a stump, you could just bang someone will all their parts in place. I guess what I didn’t really think about was that you aren’t really one to be selective so if you were banging an amputee, it’d probably be because she was the last one standing/leaning at the party, because everyone else thought banging an amputee was gross. You take what you can get and that’s what I like about you.

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2007

10

Apr

I am – Cameron Diaz Bikini Pics of the Day

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I don’t know when these pictures were taken, but this slut looks like she’s a fucking easter egg and where I come from it’s easter every fucking day because all my wife eats is chocolate and she always smells like hard boiled eggs.

I just got a charge from my shitty old web host for 1,500 dollars saying that I went over bandwidth, even though I cancelled with them over a month ago and this site only gets 20 people to it a day, so I am pretty fucked right now. 1,500 dollars in bandwitdth is about 6,000 gigs of transfer on top of what I was already paying for. I am not a techie, but that seems like a fucking lot of people.

At least I am not quite as fucked as Cameron Diaz is, because I will just not pay the bill, while she has to deal with the self esteem hit of her young boyfriend realizing how washed up she is and making his move on younger hotter pieces of ass…but I need to find a way to get out of this 1,500 dollar charge cuz I can’t afford it, like Cameron Diaz can’t afford another birthday.

It looks like these pics have been tagged by HollywoodTuna , Let’s all thank him for taking these pictures and ruining them with his cum stain. If these pictures were a woman, we’d be hiring his sloppy seconds that forgot to wash after he busted up inside her, even though he is a blogger and has probably never busted in anything but a fleshlight. I fucking hate when people tag pictures that I know they didn’t fucking take. Cuddles.

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2007

10

Apr

I am – Paris Hilton Eats Ice Cream With Fat Dude of the Day

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I always knew Paris liked to surround herself with ugly fat bitches like Nicole Richie before the drug induced eating disorder and Kim Kardashian before the sex tape scandal that she staged to break free from being Paris’ fashion accessory or sidekick, all to make herself look prettier and skinner by comparison.

It looks like she’s replaced those whores with some fat motherfucker who should probably be eating lettuce and water and not ice cream even if it is trendy fat free shit, if he wants to live to see 40. The picture is kinda fucking trippy and makes me think that I am watching a cartoon, when in reality I am looking at a shitty picture on my computer screen.

It reminds me of the Get Along Gang or some Fat Albert shit but it also reminds me of the time I snuck into Universal Studios and ended up on a phone the size of a car. The tour guide took a picture of me and a couple of kids I was walking around with because I thought looking like I was with the kids was a little less suspect than being alone… Either way, it made me look like a midget so maybe Paris is putting some of her hard earned sex tape money to good use by surrounding herself with oversized things to maintain her dainty look without all the effort of cocaine, starving herself and working out.

I don’t fucking know what I am talking about, I am drunk but I do know that I want some ice cream right now, but can’t keep it in the house or my wife will eat it all in one sitting. She’s bigger than the dude Paris is with, I guess the biggest joke would be if this is what her sex life has come to..digging for buried penis making every time they fuck a pirate treasure hunt and this is survivor, which it probably would be cuz once the dick is found there’s all kinds of risks like the suffocation of him getting on top or the bio hazard that is Paris’ cunt…I am stopping this right now.

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2007

09

Apr

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I got fan mail…

Roseanna Arquette is:
– a Hollywood ICON
– matriarch of an acting family comparable to the Barrymores, Bridges, Carradines, Coppolas, Douglases,
Fondas, etc,
– an intelligent, vital human being
– one of the most down to earth, sweetest women around
– a tremendous mother
– a TRUE friend
– STILL a tremendous actress (since the 1970’s !!!!)

Roseanna continues to be one of the HOTTEST babes in the world.

You, on the other hand must be rejected on a continuous basis, even by the ugliest women with the worst personalities imaginable – what else can possibly explain your bitterness and spite and nonsensical, useless diatribe?!

Keep masturbating to your photos of Roseanna and every other chick on your loser website – it’s as close as you’ll ever get to them. . . or anyone.

I don’t think my bitterness or commentary is the issue, I think a creepy fan is. We all know this dude has every picture ever taken of Rosanna Arquette printed and posted on his wall. Dude probably even dresses his blow-up doll like her and feeds her his cock while genuinely thinking it’s her.

The internet is the home of freaks and now I know they read my site so here are my links to celebrate.

Grindhouse Trailer For Thanksgiving With Blowjobs, Tits and Severed Heads…
GO

Hayden Panettiere Gets Punkd
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Paris Sues DListed for Saying She Has Herpes
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Paris Panty Upskirt
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Some Shitty Striptease Video
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Fire Cracker in the Bathroom Video
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Vintage Arnold Schwartnegger
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Fleshflick – Working it Out
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Fergie and Charlotte Church Singing Dolly Parton
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Charlotte Church is a Tank in a Bikini
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Mickey Avalon Rapping To Maroon 5
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Some Old Shatner Video
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2 Naked Chicks Together
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Graffiti on Girls
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Sienna Miller’s Tits are Too Small for Bond
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Something About Jenna Jameson’s Vagina
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Steven Tyler’s Penis – I Call Fake
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Car Driving on 2 Wheels Video
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Elsa Pataky Topless on the Beach
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Keeley Hazell in FHM
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Elisha Cuthbert Watches Hockey
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Fat Guys With Hot Wifes
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Hot Teen Ass Shake Video
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Shay Laren in Lingerie
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Caught Masturbating Video
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Brooke Hogan is a Fat Man
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Sexy Music Video for You Fags
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Photobucket Panties
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Bikini Wax Video
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Photobucket Nude Pose
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Some Slag Named Eve in a Mesh Top
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Top 10 Celebrity Butterfaces
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Alessandra Ambrosio Hot At Some Event
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Psycho Christina Family
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Photobucket Tit With Sunscreen
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Shay Laren Smoking in the Boys Room
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Pretty Intense Body Painting
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Photobucket Panty Posing
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Big Brown Boobs Massaged…Video
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Naked Chick Playing Tennis
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Photobucket Porn
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Big Breasted Folding VIdeo
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Nude Sunbathing Video
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Photobucket Brazilian Ass
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This Spray Will Get You Laid
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2007

09

Apr

I am – Paris Hilton’s Ass of the Day

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Paris Hilton still has an ass that she feels the world needs to see because I guess the buzz around her has died down the last couple of weeks and the best way for her to draw attention to herself is to expose herself. I don’t have anything wrong with that strategy because you gotta do what you can to get noticed and she’s just better at it than I am. If showing my limp tiny penis meant getting some fucking money, I’d do it, but no one cares enough about me because my parent’s don’t own a hotel chain and I don’t have tits. I mean I do have tits, but not the kind of tits you want to see. I only realized I was insecure about being a fat slob recently. I was walking down the street with a slice of pizza and a milkshake and realized that everyone was thinking to themselves “no wonder he’s fat”, the reason I know that, is because whenever I see a fat guy with a bag of food from a fast food joint, that’s what I think to myself. I am like a black dude who hates on other black dudes because he doesn’t realize he’s fat. I may have man tits that are bigger than Paris new tits, but less full than when she rocks a Wonderbra, but I will still laugh at fat people with the best of them. That’s just the kind of hypocrite I am. Cuddles.

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2007

09

Apr

I am – Paris Hilton's Ass of the Day

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Paris Hilton still has an ass that she feels the world needs to see because I guess the buzz around her has died down the last couple of weeks and the best way for her to draw attention to herself is to expose herself. I don’t have anything wrong with that strategy because you gotta do what you can to get noticed and she’s just better at it than I am. If showing my limp tiny penis meant getting some fucking money, I’d do it, but no one cares enough about me because my parent’s don’t own a hotel chain and I don’t have tits. I mean I do have tits, but not the kind of tits you want to see. I only realized I was insecure about being a fat slob recently. I was walking down the street with a slice of pizza and a milkshake and realized that everyone was thinking to themselves “no wonder he’s fat”, the reason I know that, is because whenever I see a fat guy with a bag of food from a fast food joint, that’s what I think to myself. I am like a black dude who hates on other black dudes because he doesn’t realize he’s fat. I may have man tits that are bigger than Paris new tits, but less full than when she rocks a Wonderbra, but I will still laugh at fat people with the best of them. That’s just the kind of hypocrite I am. Cuddles.

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2007

09

Apr

I am – Kim Kardashian’s Has Tits of the Day

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Kim Kardashian still has tits and a big ass that black guys love. A friend of mine took me out for lunch at some shitty restaurant today because it was my birthday and he brought back 20 dollars worth of cans for me so that we could have the shitty lunch. We were sitting next to some tight lookin’ girl and her black boyfriend who was on his expensive phone surfing myspace chicks while she sat and watched him. I kept wondering why she was with him knowing that he probably fucked all her friends without her knowing especially when he was hitting on chicks in front of her face instead of giving her some good conversation..She paid for the meal, then she stood up and I saw the biggest fucking ass on a girl that size and all of a sudden everything made sense.

It was Kim Kardashian’s birthday this weekend, and here are her tits.

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2007

09

Apr

I am – Kim Kardashian's Has Tits of the Day

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Kim Kardashian still has tits and a big ass that black guys love. A friend of mine took me out for lunch at some shitty restaurant today because it was my birthday and he brought back 20 dollars worth of cans for me so that we could have the shitty lunch. We were sitting next to some tight lookin’ girl and her black boyfriend who was on his expensive phone surfing myspace chicks while she sat and watched him. I kept wondering why she was with him knowing that he probably fucked all her friends without her knowing especially when he was hitting on chicks in front of her face instead of giving her some good conversation..She paid for the meal, then she stood up and I saw the biggest fucking ass on a girl that size and all of a sudden everything made sense.

It was Kim Kardashian’s birthday this weekend, and here are her tits.

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2007

09

Apr

I am – Dita Von Tease Does a Strip Show of the Day

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I don’t like burlesque, if I got to strip clubs I want to see no panties and no nipple covers, because nipple covers are pretty much the same fucking thing as wearing a fucking shirt in my perverted world. If I can’t see the color and size of a bitch’s nipples or the hang of her cooch, then I know that I’ve been ripped off. What I do know is that she makes more money doing this artsy faggot dances than the strippers I know who suck dick for 50 dollars in the booth, but she’s way less authentic. She’s like the candy coated stripper who still does Penthouse pictorials and is officially more of a pornstar than any of the girls I know, but pretends she’s an artist.

These pictures may or may not be old and I really don’t give a fuck because I am sick and my flu killed my weekend, even though everyday is a fuckin’ weekend.

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