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2007

26

Mar

I am – Maria Sharapova's Stretchin' Ass of the Day

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I went to a random strip club with a friend of mine the other day that had the weirdest fucking thing on the menus. For 2 dollars you could get a plate of cheese and crackers, but I am not talking luxurious cheeses, I’m talking kraft singles on saltines. I can’t say no to the most ghetto meal in the fucking world because beggars like me take what we can get and I ended up spending my 20 dollar budget on 10 rounds of this shit…The highlight of the club wasn’t really the cheese though, it was the fact that the place was full service and bitches suck your dick in the booth for 40 dollars. I couldn’t test it out because I only found out about it after I spent my budget on their food menu, but at least I showed those whore that I was a baller with my 10 empty plates with 20 cheese slice plastic wrapping scattered around the table…

Speaking of cheese, here are some pics of Maria Sharapova stretching because girls in sports are usually disgusting and she’s the exception to the rule….

Bonus: While on Tennis here is a pic of Venus Williams proving that she’s like that movie “Ladybug” and really has a cock.

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2007

24

Mar

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I said I would do the stepLINKS and I did them and that isn’t really saying much since you don’t actually click the fucking links. It’s like I scour the fucking internet lookin for decent shit to link up fo no fucking reason and I guess that’s pretty much the story of my life. I am slowly coming to terms with it because last night, with 19 cents to my name I asked some random chick outside a club for a quarter to call my stepdaugther who lost her key because my cell phone broke line and told her about the website and to email me for her quarter back. She hadn’t heard of me but told me how amazing Perez is. I still took her quarter then called my friend Jimmy the Rapist to notify him of this golden lead….I told him she’d be easy cuz she’s wasted and that she’d never be able to identify him in the police line-up….

I don’t actually have a friend named Jimmy the Rapist who rapes people on call, but I don’t think think you can rape a Perez Hilton reader because they allow themselves to get raped by him daily and still go back for more. I don’t know where I am goin’ with this but I do know that I have steplinks. so click em. Cuddles.

Mary Kate Olsen Smokin’ For Horny Lohan Wanker
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Mary Kate Olsen’s Got Fat Legs
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Elisha Cuthbert Photoshoot Pictures With Tit
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Some Rachael Ray Making Sexy Noises While Eating Video
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Hot Ass Bootyshake Video That Isn’t That Hot At All…
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Girls Smelling the Door Knob Knockout Video
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Lame Chicks Stuffing Their Bras and Dancing Proving that they Are Lame
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Dry Sex Video Of the Day
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Bridget Moynahan is a Bitch I’ve Never Heard of Who is Pregnant But I’d Still Fuck if my Penis Worked
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Christina Aguilera – Before and After her Concert Looking Like a Whore – The Way I Like My Women
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Spring Break Tit Flash Video
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Girls in the Ladies Room Video
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Lena Headey Nude in 300 and Hot
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Tommy Lee Used to Massage His Mom’s Feet
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Old J-Lo Bikini Pics Where She Actually Looked Hot
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Flickr Erotic Photography
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I’ve Jerked Off to this Queen Latifah Pic 10 Times, Ok, That’s a Lie, But If I Could I would.
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Britney is Out of Rehab and Out at a Club
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Some Chick Named Bri’s Crazy Fucking Ass
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Some Chick Named Sexy Bubble’s Crazy Fucking Ass Trying to Upstage Bri
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Fleshflicks – Lesbians at Work
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Hot Bitches at the Dukes of Hazard DVD Release Party
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Some Chick Named Elsa Pataky in a Bikini and Topless. It all looks the same.
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This Video is Called Rough College Sex
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Maxim Photoshoot Video
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Big Brother Boob Massage Video
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Asian Chick in the Produce Section
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Hayden Pannettiere is My Kind of Slut But She’s Getting TOo Old
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Drunk Guy Humping the Wall
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Some American Idol Chick Named Haley Scarneto Performing
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Allison Angel Running and Naked and Hot
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High School GIrl Dance Routine
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Guy on Drugs Calls a TV Show
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Halle Berry Cleavage Worth Lookin At If you Have Nothing Better to Do
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Girls Mounting Each Other
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Fat Booty Shaking Video to Throw Up On
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This Video Was Sent into Me and I Didn’t Watch It But You Should
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Lookin Good Sweetheart in Video
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This will get you laid if you aren’t a total fucking loser. But I have a Feeling you are a Total Fucking Loser, So don’t bother clicking…
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Kelly Brook in Leather
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Best Video on Youtube That Sucks Video
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Never Enough Dry Sex VIdeo With Hot Slut Melissa who Really Isn’t That Hot
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Lisa Marie Scott Bikini
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2007

24

Mar

I am – Fergie Singing Say You Say Me of the Day

I know I didn’t post my stepLINKS yet, but that doesn’t mean that I am not going to do it. It doesn mean that I need to remind you that I am still alive and what better way to do it than to post a video of Fergie singing “Say You, Say Me” back in 1985, probably the hottest time in her career to you pedophiles. Bitch can sing and I was surprised that she used to be white and that’s the end of my story for now.

For the record I am drunk and this may not be Fergie, but she was in Kids Incorporated…Maybe this one is…

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2007

23

Mar

I am – Jodi Lyn O’Keefe See Through of the Day

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I admit that I may be a shitty celebrity blogger because I don’t know who any of these bitches are. I was never into tracking when Lohan wiper her ass or ripped a line. I never cared who Britney or Scarlett Johannson was fucking. I didn’t even know who half the bitches I talk about were before the site started but I do know that when I go to the other sites I get offended at how shitty their content is. Whether it’s Perez talking about how amaing he is, or the other virgin bloggers talking about how slutty some celeb is, I just don’t give a fuck. These people fucking suck and that’s all I have to say about that. I know I may not have made it clear how drunk I was, but I am fucking wrecked.

Speaking of wreck, I went to the strip club and saw some total wrecks doing their thing. One of the strippers was a girl I was checking out at Subway. I knew I had seen her before, but wasn’t 100 percent on it

Too bad these pics aren’t HQ so that you can zoom in and jerk off to the 1/8 of an inch of nipple you can see, or maybe to her birthmarks on her arms you sick fuck.


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2007

23

Mar

I am – Jodi Lyn O'Keefe See Through of the Day

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I admit that I may be a shitty celebrity blogger because I don’t know who any of these bitches are. I was never into tracking when Lohan wiper her ass or ripped a line. I never cared who Britney or Scarlett Johannson was fucking. I didn’t even know who half the bitches I talk about were before the site started but I do know that when I go to the other sites I get offended at how shitty their content is. Whether it’s Perez talking about how amaing he is, or the other virgin bloggers talking about how slutty some celeb is, I just don’t give a fuck. These people fucking suck and that’s all I have to say about that. I know I may not have made it clear how drunk I was, but I am fucking wrecked.

Speaking of wreck, I went to the strip club and saw some total wrecks doing their thing. One of the strippers was a girl I was checking out at Subway. I knew I had seen her before, but wasn’t 100 percent on it

Too bad these pics aren’t HQ so that you can zoom in and jerk off to the 1/8 of an inch of nipple you can see, or maybe to her birthmarks on her arms you sick fuck.


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2007

23

Mar

I am – Kayle Cuoco’s Friend’s Nipple of the Day

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I know who Kayle Cuoco is because her shitty teenage daughter show was on the one channel we get a few years ago. It was about dating a teenage daughter or something and was the set John Ritter had his heart stop on. I guess that’s not really the point. The point is that Kayle’s tag along friend, who I have no idea who she is, is rocking a sheer top with no bra. It makes me laugh at how competitive girls can be. They are always at each other’s throats all while pretending how much they love each other. If you don’t get where I am going with this, you are an idiot, but to drive the point home I will leave you with this…The Kayle Cuoco friend is trying to ride her friend’s “celeb” status and when it comes to landing an invite to some celeb event, she doesn’t wear a bra because nipples are the one way ticket to stardom, according to me, which isn’t saying much. I am typing with one eye open because I am drunk and very proud of my skills. Let’s Dance..

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2007

23

Mar

I am – Kayle Cuoco's Friend's Nipple of the Day

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I know who Kayle Cuoco is because her shitty teenage daughter show was on the one channel we get a few years ago. It was about dating a teenage daughter or something and was the set John Ritter had his heart stop on. I guess that’s not really the point. The point is that Kayle’s tag along friend, who I have no idea who she is, is rocking a sheer top with no bra. It makes me laugh at how competitive girls can be. They are always at each other’s throats all while pretending how much they love each other. If you don’t get where I am going with this, you are an idiot, but to drive the point home I will leave you with this…The Kayle Cuoco friend is trying to ride her friend’s “celeb” status and when it comes to landing an invite to some celeb event, she doesn’t wear a bra because nipples are the one way ticket to stardom, according to me, which isn’t saying much. I am typing with one eye open because I am drunk and very proud of my skills. Let’s Dance..

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2007

23

Mar

I am – Jennifer Lamiraqui Lingerie of the Day

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This bitch, Jennifer Lamiraqui is some exotic French Model who is rockin some lingerie. I have seen these pictures before but I don’t know where. I blame my stepLINKS for fucking up my bloggin’ game. I never know what I’ve linked or when I have linked it. I feel dumber than the stripper I was chatting up tonight who looked like she was 60 but was wearing a corset. Her stage name was Alexandra, one of the hotter names available to some white trash whore who has 4 kids with 5 different dad’s but she went by it anyway. She tried getting a dance out of me, but I wouldn’t have it, because if I’m there for fantasy, a 40 year old slag can’t cut it, no matter how good she looks in a corset.

Now look at how good this girl looks in Lingerie and when I sober up in the morning, I will consider revisiting this post to make it make more sense. I figure 10 readers a month is enough for me to leave it at this. Cuddles.

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2007

22

Mar

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I didn’t post very much today so I did an extra special steplinks to make up for it, because I was still at my computer all day, I was just holding out on you, something you are probably used to everytime you try to fuck that girl you hang out with with one eye.

I only have one channel. I have told you that before but I am telling you again because my life isn’t that exciting and I have nothing else to really talk about. Access Hollywood is on and they just said “how many legs does Heather Mills have and how much do they cost? Stay Tuned To Find Out!” or some bullshit and it made me laugh, you’d laugh too, if I was a better story teller than I am….

I got another weird email, only today it’s about Yeast Infections:

Hello drunkenstepfather.com,

I’m emailing you today to request a link exchange between our website and yours.

I found your website http://www.drunkenstepfather.com by searching Google for “yeast infection”. I think our
websites have a similar theme to your’s, so I am interested in exchanging links.

I was wondering if you would like to trade links with my yeast infection Website.

If interested please send me the Title, URL and Description of your website or the HTML code, so that I can put them on my website of same category and in return you will provide link from Your website .

At leasyeaht google is picking up the site for something…Now click my links….

This Commercial Makes Me Want to do Meth and Hang With Girls Who Do Meth Cuz It Makes them Horny and I love Horny Chicks…
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Rumer Willis Likes To Party. These Are the Exclusive Pics to Prove That She’s Ugly.
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Hot Chick Dancing Around Naked
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Sexy Music Video
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American Idol Brown Dude Named Sanjaya Has a Sister With Slammin Tits
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Adriana Lima in Audi Magazine
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WWE Victoria – Bikini Boot Camp
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The FIght on I Heart Hockabees That I Didn’t Post Last Week
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Janice Dickinson Tells the People at TMZ Off on VIdeo while Drunk
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This VIdeo is Some Advice From 2 Lame Chicks, The Problem With The Internet is That People Who Shouldn’t Have Visibility – Get Visibility….Like Me…
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I Don’t Know Who Danielle Llyod is But She’s Got Rockin’ Tits
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Some Idiot Pretending to be Borat. This is My Pet Peave – Frat Boy.
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You and your friends in video … If you Had Friends
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Stop with the Mario Song – Frat Boy. I don’t Understand Why You Think it’s So Fucking Funny. Oh RIght, Cuz You are a Cunt.
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Jackass Firehose Rodeo
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Britney Spears in Her Panties from That Movie She Did
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Some Behind the Music that Sucks Vide About Baby Spears That Made Me Laugh
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Girls Gone Wild… Just Not the KInd Of Girls I want To See Go Wild
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Sexy Webcam Show Gone Wrong, Not By My Standards…
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Hey Baby…
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Dog Humping Video
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Some Clip From a Movie Where A Girls Make Out Set to Fergie
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Fat Chick Taking Charge Cuz They Like To Hump Too
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Black Baby is Born to White Parents
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Some VD Remix Video I don’t Understand But Like.
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Hotter Than Your Mom Pissing is Someone Else’s Mom Pissing…
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Pete Doherty Was a Male Prostitute for Crack
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Jocky Lookin’ Chicks Trying to Shake Their Asses
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Kid Lip Syncing and Dancing to Britney Spears – He Will Regret this in 10 Years
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Some Girls Humping
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Some Shitty SNL Clip with That Bitch From Seinfeld
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This is Called Me and My Girl Dancing Lesbian Style…The Mattress is a Pretty Ambitious Addition.
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Some Bitch With an INSANE Ass
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Jesus and the Jew’s Episode 1 – A Reader’s Weird Viral
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Shakira is a Slut Contest
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More Lohan in GQ Action
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Crazy Girls That Gave me a Seizure
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Some Lebians For You
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Girl Stripping To A Thong…
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Katherine McPhee Isn’t That Fat Anymore
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Carmen Electra Says She’s Not a Lesbian Anymore
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Some Slut I’ve Never Heard of Posing
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Sophie Monk In Maxim and Panties
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Winona Ryder’s Big Ol’ Titties I Had No Idea She Had
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Some Fat Chick Making Out With Her Bf on Camera WIth Friends. I Think She Has Down’s Syndrome But Maybe She’s the Only One In His Class Who Sucks Dick…
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Paulina Rubio’s Tits at Some Event
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Some Faggy Belt lip Cheerleading Move that Would Give You a Boner
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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2 Kids Smacking Each Other Up
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Marissa Tomei Upskirt
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Stupid Signs
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Photobucket Nudity
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Some Dude Writes About His Date WIth Cory Kennedy
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Teenagers making out and dry humping
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This will get you laid and You Getting Laid Means One Less Rapist
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2007

22

Mar

I am – Emily Scott’s Tits of the Day

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I wasn’t in the mood to post because the Kim Kardashian shit was getting linked all over the place and figured there was no point. I decided to spend my day looking at the wall on the couch without the computer, because sometimes my wall is more exciting than some of the shit I am forced to look at on here.

I ended up talking to some 18 year old whore from Maine who likes being treated like a slut. I didn’t know what to ask her to send me pictures of so I just went with insertion pics. When she asked me what I wanted her to insert I couldn’t think of anything so I just said an old shoe. I have a feeling she’s not going to pull through but it all makes me feel perverted.

Not nearly as perverted as trying to find the latest in topless/naked/nip slips every fucking day. No matter what I do, I will always be like that weird kid in highschool who always got caught jerking off between classes. You know the socially awkward weirdo who read comics and smelled like cum…Anyway, there’s nothing I can do to tell you that I am not that guy, that bitches everywhere want my dick but this website proves otherwise. Maybe I am just as bad as you.

That said, here are some pics of Emily Scott, some bitch dubbed the hottest bitch in Australia showin’ off her bitch tits like bitches are supposed to, bitch.

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