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2007

24

Jan

I am – Kelly Brook Bikini Pics of the Day

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All you internet experts are going to rip into me because I have no idea who Kelly Brook is. I was sure she was the bitch in the Burger King commercials, but that’s another Brooke. What I do know is that she’s on Vacation, which is pretty creepy considering I have no idea who she is and she’s rockin a bikini with her big ol’ titties and relatively hot ass. I am usually drawn to tight bodied chicks because I am married to a fat thing, but the tight bodied chicks kinda look like dudes, so it’s nice to see some curvy girl who looks softer than my pillow, which isn’t saying much because it’s about 10 years old and has no more bounce left, but at 4 am, I am not so good at analogies…in reality I am never good at analogies….

Speaking of not being good….my friend told me that we should do stepTV episode of us going into an abortion clinic trying to get them to give us abortions or something. I thought that idea wouldn’t be funny. What would be funny is to puncture holes in people’s condoms to get the girls they banged knocked up and videotape the process. You know them getting the “we’re pregnant call” then going through the abortion convincing and ending up in the abortion clinic. It’d be my own kind of documentary. My friend said that’s why I am creepy. So I thought that standing outside an abortion clinic and interviewing girls going in and leaving would be gold. A little before an after action and he said that was sick….On the way in ask what brings them there today and on the way out ask if it was all they dreamt it would be. I was really just joking about the concept cuz I don’t think the content would be good, it’s a little too private and I am sensitive to people’s needs, but on paper it was a hell of a lot better than his idea.

Either way, here are the Kelly Brook pics…

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2007

24

Jan

I am – Paris Hilton Panty Upskirt of the Day

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Here are some OLD pictures of Paris Hilton’s Upskirt from 3 days ago. Everyone has seen these already since I stepLINKed them but I figured I’d post them because I am not very good at this, and celeb panties of people who aren’t even really celebs always makes me happy, especially when they’ve got bush….but in these pics I just can’t tell…because they kinda suck, I’ve seen more panty watching tennis.

Speaking of bush, I got the weirdest email today….

So, I went to get my first brazilian wax done. It was so painful, but I guess it’s like birth where you’d do it again. The lady said that in about a week I would start to peel where I was waxed just like it was a sun burn. I didn’t have a problem with it because face it, we all know lotion cures dry skin. Well it does indeed, but I also tan so where the skin started to peel its pinker then the rest of my skin. HELP? whats the solution to my problem.

My answer is simple. I don’t fucking know. What does this site look like some kind of beauty salon or some shit. I didn’t even know what a brazilian was up until about 2 years ago and when I found out what it was I wanted to become a Brazilian Bikini Waxer for a living. When reading this question all I can think of for an answer is this Do You have Any Pics….but I guess that’s more of a question and this isn’t Jeopardy.

I will post this and see what my pervert audience who have never even seen a live pussy has to say and maybe next time you should go to a more reputable person when it comes to these things. Hope that helps and remember, I expect those pics….

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2007

24

Jan

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I watched a Canadian made for TV movie about some Mormon cult or Children of God cult starring the mom from the O.C. It was about polygamy being the path to god and 60 year old dudes were marrying 12 year olds. That’s when I stopped watching but I got to thinking that if the dude had 8 wives and 28 kids, how the hell would he feed all of them, then I remembered that my wife eats for 10 and her disability check allows her to stay fucking fat, sometimes I wish they’d just cut that shit off and make bitch starve a bit, I would be able to sleep again. I kinda hate my wife right now because she slammed the door shut on my finger for telling her she had cellulite, the biggest understatement of the week that I thought she’d find cute considering she has about 8 asses hanging off her backside, that there’s no way she doesn’t know is there…that said, I am typing this like a retarded kid. Speaking of retarded kids, I am convinced American Idol auditions take place at a retard institution and they are just exploiting them for cheap laughs….I figure retards have a hard enough life being retards that we should just leave them alone but then I realized they probably don’t even know why they are singing or what American Idol is because retards generally don’t have that kind of insight….they are retards.

I don’t know what I am talking about but these are the links I looked at today, doesn’t mean they are good…

Some White Faced Freak Suckin on a Boob and Stuff
GO

Antonella Mosetti- Amazing Brunette!!!
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Rachel Nichols In A Bikini
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Even Losers have More Fun Than You
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Uncensored Nude Dare on Fear Factor
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart Veronica
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Women of World of Warcraft Celeb Look-alikes For you Virgin Gamers
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Heidi Klum Likes to Be Naked
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College Girl Fun…
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A 7 Year Old Blowjob and by that I Mean a Blowjob from 7 years ago – NSFW
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Nick Nolte Drunk at Sundance
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Jana Goes Lesbian
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Every Ad in Times Square
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Nude Gymnast Reminds Me of Every Strip Club I’ve Never Been To
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Boob Pic 1,846 For This Website…I’m Still Rockin at 0
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Meet Bree Olson
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Estelle Getty Workout Video
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Cam Girl Nicole Doin a Cam Girl Show
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This is a Snow Ramp and A Jock Together at Last
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This is the Best Concept for a Reality TV Show
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Here’s a Little Naked Protest Action
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A Horrible Ski Jumping Accident for a Nice Snowy Evening
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This is a Video About a Dude Doing Something Stupid With His Car That I didn’t Watch
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Some Fat Dude is Trying to Pull a P.Diddy and Run a Marathon and will Probably Die Doing It…
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This is a Face in the Canadian Terrain Because Aliens do Exist
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World Hottie Appreciation: Aida Yespica
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Man or Girl this is Still NSFW
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Jenna Jameson at the AVN Awards.
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Brooke Burke Topless Beach Pics…
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Someone Obsessed with Weight’s Photobucket
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Bastardly Hot or Not: Joely Fisher
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Natalie Portman at Some Event
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Trendmill Nipple
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Lots of selfshot babes
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Photobucket Bikini Pic
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Some Anorexic Chick’s Photobucket..Click Next
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Some Death Metal Hippies
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Janet Jackson Grabbin Her Boobs..
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Hot Stomach Pic
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Iraqi Kids Playing Hangman….
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Something Called Rocket Scooter
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Paris Hilton Panty Upskirt
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Kate Playground’s Hoof Hits the Internet AGAIN
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Tara Reid Party
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Spray to Get Laid
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2007

23

Jan

I am – Jessica Simpson’s Tit of the Day

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This is what Perez Hilton looks like. This is what millions of people tune into read. I realize that they care more about the celebrity gossip than the person behind it. I just don’t understand how you can support something that looks like this muppet. Speaking of potatoes my wife bought a 30 lbs bag of potatoes this morning and she has been making mashed potatoes all fucking day…she keeps eating and eating and eating like she was the energizer bunny, but less pink I mean her vagina is brown. But that’s not the point, the point is that this is Mario Perez Hiltion, too fat to have AIDS. I guess you should just look at his tits while I look at my wife having a love affair with a bucket of Mashed Potatoes….

Pics via THECOBRASNAKE Celebrity Dick Suckers

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2007

23

Jan

I am – Jessica Simpson's Tit of the Day

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This is what Perez Hilton looks like. This is what millions of people tune into read. I realize that they care more about the celebrity gossip than the person behind it. I just don’t understand how you can support something that looks like this muppet. Speaking of potatoes my wife bought a 30 lbs bag of potatoes this morning and she has been making mashed potatoes all fucking day…she keeps eating and eating and eating like she was the energizer bunny, but less pink I mean her vagina is brown. But that’s not the point, the point is that this is Mario Perez Hiltion, too fat to have AIDS. I guess you should just look at his tits while I look at my wife having a love affair with a bucket of Mashed Potatoes….

Pics via THECOBRASNAKE Celebrity Dick Suckers

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2007

23

Jan

I am – Elsa Pataky Bikini Pics of the Day

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I have never heard of Elsa Pataky because she is from Spain and I try to keep things local. She was in Snakes on a Plane and I haven’t seen that because going to the movies is something I do when my Lawyer takes me to one because he feels sorry for my poverty and because he wants to get away from his wife for a few hours. I am more into our visits to the stripclub, but we can’t all be perverts all the time. By the looks of my website lately, it looks like I am doing a pretty decent job of being a pervert all the fucking time…..I got bored tonight and thought it would be funny to get my wife horny then leave her hanging and I don’t mean literally hanging because I don’t think many structures can support the weight. Anyway, she was laying on the floor in the bedroom because she fell and couldn’t get up so I climbed up on top of her like I was a mountain man and this was my day to climb Everest…I grabed her box and felt like I was holding a small animal, slapped it around like I was performing CPR on it and that’s when she started moaning and I started gagging, I got up and came back to my computer to talk to ZINI…this is what he said…

Try being me for an hour, see you how like that, I’m wearing a pair of nikes I bought in 2001 and my dead grandfather’s grey wool blazer because its cold in here.

Then he told me this….

the anti anti joke is like that shit, what did the blind one armed aids victim get for christmas?… everyone thinks you’re going to say cancer, then they think of the anti joke and think you’ll say something non-amusing like a train set, then you hit them back with the cheese bomb line they wanted, herpes.

Then I laughed and decided to give this him a link to give him to cheer him up because I am a Miracle Worker like Doctor Quinn Medicine Woman without the vagina, even though my penis is pretty vaginal. Visit Zini Here (NSFW)

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2007

23

Jan

I am – Katie Lohman not Lohan’s Pictures of the day

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I don’t know who the hell this bitch is, but these pictures are supposed to be for her Myspace site, whatever the fuck that means….I check her out on IMDB and her acting career is almost as tight as Perez Hilton’s credit of “Guy in the Back of the Classroom sucking dick”…only hers are a little more generic like…Bachelorette #2, Attractive Woman, Female Barber, Stripper #2, Go Go Dancer, Lap dancer….

I don’t really post pictures of Trannies that often, but I am only doing it because I figure having you jerk off to trannies is one step closer to you accepting that you will never get pussy and should just turn faggot because faggot’s are pretty much willing to fuck anything, anytime, anywhere. That’s how the whole AIDS thing started. I am not anti gay and I don’t know that a fag will actually slam you, but I definitely know a girl won’t, so I am just trying to give you hope….and at least she’s one of those hot trannies who you don’t know is a tranny until their dick is in your mouth and you still think you lucked out cuz of her flat stomach, thin legs and huge tits….

I am a life-coach like that, so don’t be surprised if you see me on Dr Phil teaching some teenage girl how to brush her teeth. If you don’t know what I mean, I can only assume you don’t watch Dr Phil and that means you either have a job or cable…in both cases you should use your money to buy stepshirts..but the chances of that are as likely as you getting your hands on Katie Lohman’s cock…

Point of all this is to stay I’d still bang her if I could, but I have no standards and she is probably better than most of the hookers I’ve smoked crack with. I think that’s my new sign-off, I am still ironing out the kinks. Cuddles.


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2007

23

Jan

I am – Katie Lohman not Lohan's Pictures of the day

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I don’t know who the hell this bitch is, but these pictures are supposed to be for her Myspace site, whatever the fuck that means….I check her out on IMDB and her acting career is almost as tight as Perez Hilton’s credit of “Guy in the Back of the Classroom sucking dick”…only hers are a little more generic like…Bachelorette #2, Attractive Woman, Female Barber, Stripper #2, Go Go Dancer, Lap dancer….

I don’t really post pictures of Trannies that often, but I am only doing it because I figure having you jerk off to trannies is one step closer to you accepting that you will never get pussy and should just turn faggot because faggot’s are pretty much willing to fuck anything, anytime, anywhere. That’s how the whole AIDS thing started. I am not anti gay and I don’t know that a fag will actually slam you, but I definitely know a girl won’t, so I am just trying to give you hope….and at least she’s one of those hot trannies who you don’t know is a tranny until their dick is in your mouth and you still think you lucked out cuz of her flat stomach, thin legs and huge tits….

I am a life-coach like that, so don’t be surprised if you see me on Dr Phil teaching some teenage girl how to brush her teeth. If you don’t know what I mean, I can only assume you don’t watch Dr Phil and that means you either have a job or cable…in both cases you should use your money to buy stepshirts..but the chances of that are as likely as you getting your hands on Katie Lohman’s cock…

Point of all this is to stay I’d still bang her if I could, but I have no standards and she is probably better than most of the hookers I’ve smoked crack with. I think that’s my new sign-off, I am still ironing out the kinks. Cuddles.


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2007

23

Jan

I am – Cameron Diaz’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake broke up and now she’s dealing with the pain of all this by fucking a surfer named Kelly Slater, all while Justin brings Sexy Back inside every hot girl in the USA without a condom, Cameron brings some girl who’s got a useless ass to the beach. At least they are hanging out with Eddie Vedder and his guitar to poison their patio with some Pearl Jam, I am sure he had to cancel some upcoming shows to fit this in his schedule, oh wait it’s not 1995 anymore and he’s just as washed up as Cameron’s uterus. That probably offends you because you are singing along to “TEN” as you read this. That’s to be expected because you are a fucking loser and have no taste. This whore may not be able to compare to the hot sluts Justin is up inside and I may hate Cameron Diaz with a passion, but she’s got a decent body for a 40 year old and I would still bang her if I could, but I have no standards. My wife is about 40 and she could fit Cameron Diaz in her ass and she probably wouldn’t even notice…the reason I know this is because I have see her take shits that weigh more than this slut.

That’s not the point of this post and if you are wondering what the point of this post is, you’re going to have to keep on lookin cuz not having a point is kinda what I do…CUDDLES.




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2007

23

Jan

I am – Cameron Diaz's Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake broke up and now she’s dealing with the pain of all this by fucking a surfer named Kelly Slater, all while Justin brings Sexy Back inside every hot girl in the USA without a condom, Cameron brings some girl who’s got a useless ass to the beach. At least they are hanging out with Eddie Vedder and his guitar to poison their patio with some Pearl Jam, I am sure he had to cancel some upcoming shows to fit this in his schedule, oh wait it’s not 1995 anymore and he’s just as washed up as Cameron’s uterus. That probably offends you because you are singing along to “TEN” as you read this. That’s to be expected because you are a fucking loser and have no taste. This whore may not be able to compare to the hot sluts Justin is up inside and I may hate Cameron Diaz with a passion, but she’s got a decent body for a 40 year old and I would still bang her if I could, but I have no standards. My wife is about 40 and she could fit Cameron Diaz in her ass and she probably wouldn’t even notice…the reason I know this is because I have see her take shits that weigh more than this slut.

That’s not the point of this post and if you are wondering what the point of this post is, you’re going to have to keep on lookin cuz not having a point is kinda what I do…CUDDLES.




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