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2006

07

Oct

I am – Penis Enlargement E-Book of the Day

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This is the type of email I get on a daily basis. I decided to post it here for you all to give me your suggestions and lovemaking tips for guys who want bigger penis. I will compile all the best comments and email them to him. Together we will see if we get published in an e-book.

If some of the comments are really good, maybe we’ll start a collective drunkenstepfather.com ebook.

If you are wondering who the girl in the pics are, she’s from Myspace, but I don’t know her myspace URL but I do know she has wack style…

Hiya!

My name is James Goodman. Incase you don’t know me I’ve written a lot of articles and two eBooks on penis enlargement.

Like you, I’m always looking for new ways to increase the number of guys I’m helping and so I’m currently compiling an e-Book of tips and ideas on how guys can make their dicks bigger or improve their lovemaking abilities generally. These tips are intended for guys actively seeking penis enlargement.

I understand you are someone who is knowledgeable about this subject and would therefore invite you to take a few moments to write down some of your best tips and ideas. Please only send content that you own the intellectual rights to.

I will be selling the e-Book through ClickBank and although I cannot offer you payment for your content, I can give you a free copy of the e-Book once it is finished with free resale rights. It will be a win-win situation for us all. I will get free content and you’ll get an e-Book packed full of new tips and ideas that you can then sell on to your customers or give it away for free. Also, feel absolutely free to plug your web site or business underneath your tips. Just imagine, if this e-Book is a best seller, everyone who downloads this e-Book will see your ad and possibily buy your product.

After I receive your replies I will compile them into one e-Book. I may or may not use all of your tips and if I feel I need to edit any of the tips I will contact you to get final approval and permission.

Sincerely,

James Goodman.
Enlargement Reviews.

PS. I will need the tips by 28th October 2006 or I won’t be able to use them. Also, you’ll lose out on your free copy of the e-Book and a plug for your website.

PPS. If you know anyone else who might also be interested in contributing please also forward them my offer.

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2006

07

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Long Weekend of the Day

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I am so excited for the Borat movie, because it means everyone and their fucking mother is going to start quoting Borat, just like they did with Napolean Dynamite. This is going to be the next Chuck Norris joke, the next American Apparel T-shirt, the Next Eskimo Boots, the next cocaine, the next electro music, the next hip hop, the next calling your friends “bitch” or saying “that’s hot”. The Borat movie is going the be the equivalent of calling Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes “Tom Kat”, calling Brad and Angelina “brangelina”, “bennifer”, you know, perez hilton is the new I suck dick cuz my daddy hated me and never took me to a fucking baseball game is the new I have raw dog anal cuz I am high blog….Point being that Borat will breed immitators and immitators have also bothered me some. But this time I will probably just laugh it off, because let’s face it, Borat is some kind of funny. See how I took a hate filled entry I spun it around to be something so beautiful. My government funded therapist would be proud. I working through this shit…speaking of shit….here are my links of the day…. CUDDLES!!

Madonna and AIDS Orphans
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Holly Valance Puts on a Bra and Takes a Good Picture
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David Arquette Does Mail Order Brides (Bottom Row)
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Borat Shopping
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Juliette Lewis Rockin’ Out With Her Cock Tucked Nicely Between her Legs
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A Minute With Keely Hazel’s Tits…
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Naked on Flickr
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Attu has found lots of Babe Videos Check This Out
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Good News Story…I’d Be Doing the Same if I had $50
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Shortbus is a Movie with Penetration…Bridgin’ the Gap Between Hollywood and Porno…
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Shortbus is a Movie and thie is their Cannes Afterparty…
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Shortbus website – No They Aren’t Paying Me But Should…Assholes
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MobileAsses…Is a Site That Posts Camera Phone Ass Shots…
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Ellena Tanning Her Tight Pussy – Thanks Zini You Pervert
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This is some Dirty Rotten Whore Interview I didn’t Fully Watch – But She’s a Whore.
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Ex Gf Shaving Her Legs For you … Not My Ex Gf But Someone’s…. She’s Also Someone’s Daughter, cousin, sister and friend, making it that much more sexy…
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Some Funny Webfinds
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Jessica Alba’s Shitty Dress
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Celebrity Pictures and Other Dull Shit….
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Get your baby hair…
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I like University Girls Who Know How To Use a Webcam….
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What the Hell is this a Picture of….
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Looking Good Sweetheart….
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I don’t know what this is – but it’s HOT….
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This is my kind of stool because I am into Wood….
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Charlotte Church Gallery…
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Pants off Dance…..
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Old Fat Nude Male Celebs for the Ladies….
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Girls Next Door Halloween Costumes…
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Bai Ling in Photo…
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Vida Guerra as a Tiger
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Some Bitch Selling Her Virginity..
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Flickr Panties
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SherriCorpus around the Globe???!
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Girl Peeing on Flickr….
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Fat Boy Likes Boob Cuz He’s Never Touched Boobs Before This Girl
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See Through Top You Gotta Do Some Magic Eye Shit To Make Out….
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SnorgTees: Big Deal Shirt….
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There is Nothing Wrong With Rockin’ an Iron Man Costume This Halloween…There’s Everything Wrong With Answering the Door for the Kids with a Boner in your Iron Man Costume…
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There Are So Many Girls Sending Booble Fansigns That You Should Be Jealous of the Attention They Are Getting….
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I was Sent Me a Bottle of Absinthe and That’s Why My Posts have Sucked Hard the Last Few Months… But I Haven’t Realized it Cuz I See Elves and Shit….
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Nothing’s Got Me More Female Attention than my Pheromone Spray and My Luxurious Hair….Not that I Can Do Anything About It Cuz I Can’t Get It Up… But Imagine the Damage Your Chronic Masturbating Self Could Do…
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Ashlee Simpson Shows Off Teet
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Girls Who Pee Together are More Likely to Go Down On Each Other For Money… That’s the Story I heard…
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2006

06

Oct

I am – MUNG Makes Me Look Talented of the Day…

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MUNG likes to bring his taste of Canadiana to this site. Dude reminds me of everything I hate about this place. The parties in the field behind the barn, the throwing horse piss/shit/cum in each other’s face while running down the halls of the highschool like we were Johan Meyer and I am not talking stuffing Jessica Simpson like the “CANADIAN THANKSGIVING TURKEY” John Meyer, I am talking hick trash who fucked his sister when she was 12 cuz it felt good, who lives in the suburbs and works a shitty job to pay for tickets to the fishing competition while eating maple syrup and drinking beer while riding a moose and rocking a beaver hat with some dude you call “BUDDY”….

Either way…To make the post better I posted those Johannson in Flaunt Mag for you fucks to jerk off to. Remember, Dita Von Tease is disgusting and looks like she’s going to be the next school shooter….

Here’s what he has to say..

Someday I plan on finding the right woman and getting married. It won’t be soon, because I don’t have a job and the only ring I can afford comes battered and is usually served with a cheeseburger. With that being said I sure hope that my wife looks as good as Anna Nicole Smith did at her wedding. Wow, is she ever beautiful! By beautiful, I mean hideously repugnant. I hope my bride-to-be’s face looks like a beaten in catcher’s mitt, and hopefully her hair has the texture of a mop head used to clean up a strip club dancefloor, while her beautifully tanned body has the strikingly gorgeous hue of a moldy tangerine. Just have a good luck at this picture and pray that you never wake up and roll over beside a creature that looks like this. If would rather run a marathon with forks in my thighs than to wake up to something that even remotely resembled this lizard of a woman.

Have a good Thanksgiving you unthankful fucks!

MUNG

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2006

06

Oct

I am – stepINTERVIEW with a Asa Akira of the Day

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The reason I found your Myspace is because one of my readers named Craig said you sat with him at a club for 4 hours and didn’t charge him. Are you a stripper or an escort or just a nice lady?
I dont remember a guy named Craig, but yeah I’m a stripper at the Hustler Club. I’m definately not an escort, and the reason I was sitting with him for so long is pretty much because im the worst stripper in the world. I make money, but once i find an interesting person to talk to, I’m like Fuck work lemme just sit here all night. No, we did not talk about your website, but i will b sure to bring it up more frequently in my conversations with random people.

My readers are usually not very memorable. Speaking of memorable, do you remember when you realized that every guy you met wanted to stick his dick in you?
I cant remember when i first realized guys wanted to get in my pants, probably when i started giving blowjobs in eighth grade and suddenly had lots of male friends… Is that a legitimate answer?

How small were your tits before you got the implants and do you think big tits makes that much of a difference in the work that you do?
I was a 32B before i got my boobs done, and that was before i ever danced so although I cant say for sure exactly how much of a difference it makes in this industry, i think i would have done well pre boobjob, my tits were pretty nice.

Have you ever done porn? If so, what kind?
I’ve never done boy/girl porn, but on my website there is girl on girl action and a lot of masturbation stuff. I LOVE turning men on! But girl/girl is as far as i’ll go.

I see that you’ve dyked out on Howard Stern. Do you dyke on Howard Stern often?
I dyke out pretty often, but have only had the chance to do it on Howard Stern once. I love having sex with girls, although in the end, i prefer a man.

Is all this a cry for attention because your daddy never loved you? Or because he loved you too much?
I am probably somewhat of an attention whore, just like any other female in this industry, but i dont consider what i do a “cry for attention,” and daddy loves me very much. I was never molested as a child, either..

I feel like I should ask you the standard interview questions, like how many fingers can you fit in your box, what is the weirdest thing you’ve stuck in your box, are you bald or do you believe in a little landing strip, does size matter and do you do anal, how many dudes have you slept , do you always use condoms even though they suck, have you ever had an STD or an Abortion but I think that would be inappropriate, so I’ll ask you this instead….Do you like dancing? Dancing is fun…I am not really that good at interviews, let me think of a really riveting question like this… Who’s work inspires you?
Who’s work inspires you? Hmmm… at this point in my life, i cant really say that i’ve been “inspired” by the work of anyone. I LOVE movies (Quentin Tarantino!) and art (Salvadore Dali!), but i dont think they really inspire my life in any way… I guess if I had to chose, I’d say that when I was in highschool I listened to a lot of Necro and Cage and they definately had something to do with me going into this line of business. Oh, the book Art Of Seduction inspired me to be a more seductive person, although i have yet to start actually working on it.

What do you do for fun?
What do you do for fun? I smoke a lot of weed and watch a lot of tv. I also genuinely love shooting for and working on my website.

Are you the DJ AM of Hot Sluts?
huh??

Exactly…Tell me some shit you’ve got on famous people, don’t worry about it damaging your career, if anything it’ll just make you more popular. It’s not like those dudes will ever do shit for you. So let it out… I’m here for you.
I dont know any famous people, but i know alot of guys who know first hand that Scarlett Johanssen is a whore.

What’s it like being interviewed via myspace by the coolest motherfucker on the internet? I can imagine that it’s pretty fun….
Of course it’s fun, have you ever met a girl that doesnt love to talk about herself??

I just read in your comments that you are one some kind of show called Asian Invasion, what is that creepy dude Todd talking about and why are you in his top 8. At least he listens to Van Halen, always a sign of a dude who WON’T shoot up an Amish school. PS that was sarcasm…I know strippers can be slow..
I am on a radio show called Bubba The Love Sponge on Howard 101 (Sirius Satellite Radio) a lot, and they gave me the nickname Asian Invasion.

What’s the creepiest thing a dude’s ever done to you?
I used to be a dominatrix, so i have tons of creepy dude stories… There was this one guy who had a tooth fetish,and he liked for me to wiggle his tooth for an hour an a half straight, as he would ask over and over again, “is it coming out?” In my personal life, i once dated a guy who asked me to slowdance with him when there was no music playing. I think he thought he was being romantic, but it totally turned me off.

PS your dog is very cute, any chance of getting some pics of you and the dog bathing together? It’s kinda my fetish.
No. Totally not into beastiality (sp?) sorry.

This was a huge waste of time. I suck at life and this isn’t funny. Sorry about that.

Visit her site GO
Visit her myspace GO

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2006

06

Oct

I am – Draw Your Vagina and Describe it in 10 Words or Less of the Day

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I got another vagina drawing sent in to me. I laughed and then got turned on and then cried because all I have to fuck it a fat piece of shit of a person who has orange stained fingers, like a heavy smoker, only bitch hasn’t smoked in 20 years, the stains are from too many cheetos. That’s just who I roll with…..

More on this entry….

All you need to know about me is that my name is Carla and I specialize in awsome.
And that I spell it without the second “e” because I live dangerously by habit.

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2006

05

Oct

I am – MUNG Does the Carter Brothers of the Day

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I got the computer back up and running, but that doesn’t mean I am going to post any quality content. That’s because I have no picture sources, I am hungover and because MUNG sent in 2 posts, so I decided to post them for him. MUNG’s posts are never quality content, his jokes are lame, calling the Carter brother’s Hanson is dull and talking about how pathetic his life is is cliche. I hope I didn’t ruin the post for you by giving it away, like it was The Sixth Sense, but if you wasted your time reading it you’d realize that MUNG did a pretty good job ruining this post himself.

That said, here’s MUNG and remember that I wouldn’t post this if I didn’t have a crush on MUNG.

I hate d-list celebrities who get to have sex with hot girls like this chick because they were in the media at one time, used to have money, and now trying to become a celebrity once again. Nick and Aaron Carter are a good example of this. Nick Carter was a Backstreet Boy, and Aaron Carter is his no-talent, little turd puncher of a brother and they both have been inside this whore while I am still making love to a hole cut out of my mattress packed with ground beef. In my opinion there is something wrong with fucking the same whore your brother fucked a month earlier. It’s kinda like sharing a tootbrush. Anyways… these two fucking rejects from Hanson have a reality show on MTV. I am pretty sure any fuck-stick with 4 dollars to his/her name can get a reality show nowadays which is why I think they should do a reality show about my life. The show wouldn’t involve much, in fact it would pretty much suck, but fucking losers like yourself would tune it to watch me get high on nitrous balloons and attempt suicide on a daily basis. You would all tune in your TVs at 8:00PM on a Thursday night to CBS to watch me get phone calls from creditors, watch me get rejected from job interviews at Burger King, watch me masturbate to anime porn, and watch me get hit on at bars by obese women whose pussies smell like rotten oysters. You all have shitty depressing lives, but you would still watch my show because it is on TV. People like you would finally make me a celebrity and I would have so much money that I would pay you all to watch me take a shit.

Here are pictures of two rejects from Hanson and the whore they both shared their bodily fluids with.

MMMBop Mother Fucker,

MUNG

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2006

05

Oct

I am – Draw Your Vagina and Describe it in 10 Words or Less of the Day

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I love this feature. This is Bloghog’s submission. I don’t know her myspace but she’ll probably post it in the comments.

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2006

05

Oct

I am – Dead Computer of the Day

I woke up today and the person who sends me pics lost access to their picture source so I got a haircut instead of posting. Without a picture source, there’s pretty much no site.

I got back from my haircut and my computer won’t turn on.

I am at the internet cafe next door that charges $15 an hour. I only have $4.

So I guess this is it for now, or at least until I get my computer back up and running.

It’s a pain in the ass, but I am not letting it get me down like I would have earlier this year.

I went out with Brad the Jew last night and got so fucking wasted that I was dancing with one of the local drunks from the park in th W hotel amongst cha-chi’s sipping champagne, models being skinny and rap superstars with Asian implanted slags with no bras.

I have 1 minute left and I need to find a picture for this post….I got you some Petra topless runway pics. They are much sexier than my new hair, dead computer, drunken fun, hangover, anxiety attacks and stink of the day. Cuddles…

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2006

04

Oct

I am – Siegfried and Royh Get Honored of the Day

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I was watching Oprah. Today’s topic is about people who tried to kill themselves but failed. I like how today’s show has an intense theme song, it let’s me know that Oprah is in a serious mood, no fucking around. I was hoping to watch Gayle and Oprah’s lesbian tour, but I can deal with watching depression. I guess this is where the live blogging stops because I can’t think of anything funny to say about this shit. One dude shot his face off with a shotgun and lived, another girl got run over by a 30 car freight train, both totally fucked themselves up and are happy god let them live. It’s positive to see they found meaning, but shit dude, it would have been a lot easier on them if they found meaning in a less destructive way. I have been depressed in the past and the funniest thing that has happened while depressed was a lot of drinking, raw sex with hookers and girls I thought were hookers, I’d get beat up by security guards, bar patrons and bouncers, I lived in parks and halfway houses, so the best times of my life happened while depressed, that’s why I spell depression: F-U-N. My behavior won’t get me a job in upper management with a nice suburban home, wife and a mid-size sedan to drive to the golf course and pick up meat for the bbq, so people can think I am a headcase while waking up at 6 am for their jog and I am just getting to bed. I don’t deny that my ways may leave me dead in the gutter, but at least the walk to that gutter was always F-U-N.

Speaking of fun, Siegfried Fischbacher et Royh Horn got some Vegas Walk of Fame Shit. That Tiger really fucked him up.

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2006

04

Oct

I am – Jessica Simpson in Dress I Thought was See-Through of the Day

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People are idiots, not all people, just people who work at trendy coffee shops. The manager was making jokes to his staff about “the whole place going to shit” and everyone started laughing like they were at a fucking comedy show and the manager was the headliner. I was sitting next to the action and I wasn’t laughing, so I guess you’ve got to be a coffee shop worker to get the joke, or maybe I just have no sense of humor. Which is possible because I never laugh.

Some 45 year old rich bitch in designer clothes asked her friend Mitch “where you at”, I found that to be a pretty nice example of hip hop taking over the mainstream….who knows maybe she has black neighbors. I also saw a hot red head girl outside of the American Apparel in a white skirt and black boots. I was surprised to see a hot redhead, I didn’t think they existed but I saw it with my own eyes. I want to write about her, I call it James Bluntin’ her because I know redheads grow up with a complex thinking they are freaks, understandably…and I just want her to know that generalizations about her kind don’t apply to her she is the exception to the rule now let’s hope she’s reading this…

I guess all these stories are just a cover-up to the story I really wanted to write about and that was that I accidentally pissed in my own face in the shower today and it remided my of a virile time when I would accidentally bust nut in my face while getting it on with dirty crackwhores who didn’t make me use condoms. I remember watching the strength of my orgasm slowly die down over the years…from pressure washer to drooling retarded kid with a helmet on. Now, I’ve got nothing. Thanks god. Speaking of nothing here are some pics of Jessica Simpson ….


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