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2022

25

Mar

Fishnet Friday of the Day

I’ve been telling everyone I know, which is about 1/2 a person, to stock up on fishing gear if they don’t have any, because the supply shortages are real and motherfuckers need to eat…..so you might as well learn to fucking fish, even if you hate fish, because it’s better than killing a fucking deer with your bare hands, because where the fuck are you finding a deer in the fucking city….you’re not, you’re eating stray cats…unless you figure out this fishing thing.

I have not stocked up on fishing supplies, I don’t take my own advice, but if I did, I’d start with the fishnets, ideally they’d come with the vagina stock, but even if they don’t, probably good to have on hand for survival, and/or cross dressing sexy time when everyone has died off of starvation….and you’re forced to play the man and woman in your relationship, something you’ve been practicing for a long time.

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2022

25

Mar

Two Asses at a Time and Other Videos of the Day

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Another Look at those Two Asses

Looking Out a Dirty Old Winter

Gotta Twerk in Every Situation to Know You are Real

Clever Content for a Slutty Generation

Hot Body at the River

The Twerk

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2022

25

Mar

Some Good Videos to Wake Up To of the Day

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Here are a video by a TikTok guy named COLE going viral because people are so ridiculous.

I love on the street interviews, only because it showcases how dumb people are. It’s a genre I can get behind because people are typically so fucking dumb and make zero fucking sense and don’t even realize it.

These are just two of his recent ones that have gone viral on TikTok, because TikTok doesn’t seem to be censoring all the “truth” the other platforms are censoring and I don’t think that’s because it is Chinese warfare, even if it is, I think the dancing retards

Here’s a girl telling you that one group of people own everything, as you probably know in your soul, but pretend isn’t true. She does it in TikTok Dance so you pay attention, dancing retards…she’s annoying but makes sense…..

Here’s a girl telling you to Question everything and you should…

This girl showing you why you shouldn’t trust the news…

Ughh…if this is real footage….you’re being fooled in the funniest way…

Stinky Shoes not Vaccine Injury…

The good news is people are waking up, we’re the silent majority and will win!

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2022

25

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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There’s just so much going on, I blame LONG COVID, because who the fuck knows the long term effects of that shit and I figure it’s a solid excuse to get out of everything, you should try it during TAX SEASON…some TAXATION IS THEFT, but can they tax you if you’re suffering from long COVID…probably…because criminals don’t care about your health and wellness…

I was talking to my friend steve about how these rich people are telling us to eat 30 percent less meat, to drive less, to get electric cars, to get rid of our pets, you know for Ukraine…or the Climate…meanwhile 80 percent of polution comes from the companies they own….and they’re telling us that from their mansions and private jets they bought from STEALING from you….

So it comes to a certain point where you have to wake up, see what’s going on, realize that it DOES impact your life, and make some fucking changes.

I don’t know what those changes are, but I would start with hiding in the fucking woods off grid like a hermit fuck, gything is because this technolpart of the fucking problem and it is going to get worst…

For the longest time, I thought this site was the worst thing on the internet, pretty narcissistic, right…but as it turns out…THE INTERNET, by trusted ally, is the worst thing about the internet…

GO ANALOG…or just ANAL…so long as you’re on top….it’s less gay, but I guess thanks to the internet, we’re in a culture that wants to be GAYER, that just can’t be GAY enough.

Here are some morning links…

Hot Polish Model in Miami being Hot
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Jojo is Near Nude on a Shoot
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Blonde Bomber in Lingerie for the Weigh In
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Guinness Record for Being Able to Eat Her Own Asshole
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This Girl was Born with Heart Outside her Chest and It’s Scary
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Drag Race Between Harley and Some Other Bike
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Satanists!
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Cam Girls are the Hot Girls…
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2022

24

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I was thinking that the only hope for this site is if I do merch, so I have my friend steve running the artwork….the first shirt is going to read:

“Only fags puke after eating dirty pussy”….

I’m thinking it is going to be a favorite for weddings, funerals, anything formal really…

I am not actually going to do merch, I still feel bad about the first time I tried and I sold 1 t-shirt, and the site had about 10 times the traffic at the time, and I forgot to ship the shirt like a piece of shit…..

Maybe I’m more the mooch fuck who gets donations…so I joined some Blockchain twitter than has a wallet connected and a dream that one of you is just so rich you’d think it’d be hilarious to give a degen like me 10 million dollars…

I just haven’t figured out how it works and will likely forgot I signed up..

So this could be my return to social media…if I get paid for this shit….or not…I’m not very money motivated…..

It’s called BASTYON and it’s on the Blockchain web.3 nerd.

That’s all I got.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Octagon Girls Arianny Celeste and Brittany Palmer Living the Yacht Life
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Vanessa Hudgens Brings the Bikini Collection
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Hilary Duff Brings Cleavage
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Miley Cyrus in Concert
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The World’s Longest Car is Silly
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Nic Cage Doesn’t Know Why He’s a Meme
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Demi Rose – Topless Dip
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Patrick Mahomes in a Bikini after her Honeymoon!
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Bikini Girl Gets Hit by Karma
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Everything Streaming in April
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Man Pays for Stranger’s Gas in Cali
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Scary Compilation Of Trains Crashing Head-On!
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Emily Ratajkowski Makes a Martini
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Kourtney Kellar Went on a Bikini Picnic
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Fanny’s a Topless Model who has Gone Fishing
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Pug Tries Eating Fish in the Aquarium
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Kourtney and Travis in Matching Leather – Weirdos
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When Live TV Went Off the Rails
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What Happens to the Brain in the Event of a Hemorrhage
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Kim Garner Looking Hot in a Swimsuit
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Rescued Chicken is like a Pet Dog
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Camila Mendes and Lil Reinhart Make Fun of Their Love Lives
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Haley Cavinder’s in a Bikini!
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Natalia Brings the Morning Stretches in a Thong!
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They Call it Fashion Baby
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Seth Rogen joins comedic cast of Aziz Ansari’s directorial debut
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Reactions to Cristiano Ronaldo
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Get Your Breakfast Tokyo Drift Style
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Maggie Lindemann Dressed to Impress
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Fruit Ninja’s Fruit Cutting Skills
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Olivia Rodrigo on The Late Late Show
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Manny Machados’ Lt’s Go Brandon T-Shirt
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Nude Model on the Rocks
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Hot Moms in the Bouncy Castle Viral Video
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25 Insane Road Incidents
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Titanic but with Cats BTS
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Gronk Trolled a Fan Who Wanted to Know If He Was Coming Back With a Bizarre TikTok Video
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Crab Amputates it’s Own Claw for Survival
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Some Slut Named Maggie Lindemann in a Very Slutty Outfit….Getting Noticed in a Modern Era of How Naked ARe You?
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Some Chick Named Ruby O Fee in a Slutty Sheer Dress with Titties
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Selena Gomez and Cara Delevingne are BFFs at Dinner…I wonder if they Scissor.
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Kendall Jenner Showing Some Under Tit
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Kristen Stewart at the Hair Salon, it’s Oscar Time Apparently…I assume the condition of her porsche reflects that of her pussy. Sloppy Bitch…
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Annalisa Cochrane’s at an Event
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Dua Lipa in a Tight Outfit
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Barbara Palvin’s Cleavage
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Cyclops Alana Haims in a Dress Not Hot
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Taylor Hill – Fashion Show
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J.Lo in a Slutty Outfit – Obviously
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Sydney Sweeney Cleavage
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Danica McKellar in a Tight Dress Bring in Winnie Cooper
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Anna Shumate in a Slutty Dress with a Tanline
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Carmn Electra in a Sheer Dress
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Pam Anderson at an Event
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Anyway Taylor Joy Looking Satanic for Vogue
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Amanda Seyfried in a Red Dress
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From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
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Most Creative Butt Plug in the Woods Video Ever
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South America’s Most Alpha Male
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Asshole Wink
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Misfit Memes
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Squatter
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Girl Cheating
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Fall in love with this Booty
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Pissing on the Floor Fetish
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Mashup of Madness
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Hot Amateur Fucks
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What College Roommates are For
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Masturbating in the Park
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Crazy Tech Shit
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This Dummy Terrifies Me
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Asshole Wink Number 2 – but Hotter
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Find the Hoe
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Gripping the Dildo
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Hot Body Amateur Fuck
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Gallery of the Slutties Amber Heard Pics
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Landing the Landing Strip on a Dildo
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Tinder Fuck Filmed
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Fake Cheerleader Fucks a Fake Dick
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Hot Amateur Fucks
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Grinding Down on the Dildo
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Nude Model Strips
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Dildo in the Ass
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Vintage Nude Shoot Tits
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Safe Sex with a Dildo
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Ana Foxx on the Glass Dildo
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Dildo Rockin
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Kendall Jenner’s Braless Outfit
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Disco Asshole
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Daniella Dior’s Fringe Tits
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Scissoring
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This Lady is a Hot Big Titty Model
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GET THAT PUSSY CLOSER not a “PUSSY CLOSER” sales guy but GET THAT PUSSY IN CLOSER PROXIMITY….
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Dildo Girl and her Bush
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2022

24

Mar

Stella Hudgens Nipples of the Day

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I am not a huge fan of Stella Hudgen’s nipples, but I will say that I’m glad to be seeing them, because there’s nothing worse than a set of tits you’ve seen for a while and never being introduced to the nipples, especially in this era of everyone being an exhibitionist slut acting as the main character in their shitty self involved movie….

So weird nips or not, they are nips and that’s a good thing no matter what….

I guess Vanessa Hudgens cut off her allowance, or maybe Stella has gone rogue or been indoctrinated by the culture to want to cash the fuck in on the nudes that they all take for free, because they’ve been taught TRANSACTIONAL….MONETIZATION….it’s the ONLY way to cash the fuck in…

Maybe girls like seeing how much their nudes can fetch em, she’s got 50 dollars a month membership for content I assume is like this….and that’s asking a lot….maybe a little obnoxious since she’s not actually Vanessa Hudgens…same last name, but definitely not the same story….

I like to wonder if this is like when a girl throws a tantrum when her dad doesn’t give her money to go to Spring Break with her friends so she takes a pic outside a stripclub to let him know she’s got option, to make him give her the money…you know bratty bluffing that could end in lap dance…

When you’re rich, or a celebrity sibling, selling nudes seems so weird to me, but selling nudes is weird to me always, I get it, but I don’t get why people would bother paying, these aren’t compelling people…even with celebrity ties…

But nipples….fun….lingerie….good…just not worth paying for….it’s a scam, a rackt, a hustle…and it makes things less exciting, real, or fun…but I’ll look…bottom feeders take what they get.

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2022

24

Mar

Halsey Nipples of the Day

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There was a time in the 90s when wife beaters were the trend and not just for people who beat their wives, but obviously beating your wife helped the legitimacy of the shirt…..but yeah, there was a time when men and women alike united on the “let’s buy this undershirt from Walmart and pretend that we’re Mexican gangsters in LA”…

Anyway, in that era, you’d be lucky if a bitch slept over, I mean you’d be lucky if a bitch slept over now too, but you would be lucky if a bitch slept over because you were out partying and she needed a shirt to sleep in….you’d always give her the wife beater knowing you’d see her nipples…because she wasn’t sleeping over to fuck you dude….let’s be realistic in this throwback fantasy…..

If you went to a punk show, rave, or whatever there’d be at least one set of hot tits in her beater without a bra, because girls all wore bras back then, except for the fun ones…and you’d be seeing nips in public…a revelation, a revolution, I don’t know, free the nip isn’t anything new….it’s happened my entire life and I’v loved it.

What I don’t love is Halsey, even with her shit plastic surgery, shit tattoos and make-up, she’s rocking a broken down overrated face….she clearly fucked the right guy in the VIP room to give her a silly popstar life that I am sure she always wanted or was designed for….

I don’t love her silly fake tits, that look less round here, making me think this could be a throwback thursday post I’ve already posted…because her bolt ons, are so bolted on you’d think they were put there for structural reasons, or to hold onto something heavy when she’s not busy being a popstar….maybe she works at a Marina in the summer and they dock their boats to her tits…I mean I don’t know what a good BOLT on oke is, but these aren’t looking bolted on enough for her typical bolt on look….

I do love a sheer top in public, no matter who it is on, so Halsey and her silly clown tits aside, it’s still nipple.

The other funny thing in all this is her “cross” around her neck, like anyone in the music industry is a Christian and not some devil worshipper who goes to weird satanic rituals with her colleagues….that you gotta assume she is….but yeah, this is about the nips.

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2022

24

Mar

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Thongs prove that the imperfections in design, or the shortcomings in a product, sometimes offer more than expected, and those offereings in this case is letting the girl in the thong assume the position, to show us all her asshole ridge, shit stained and all, while remaining clothed….

The accessible way to show asshole, must be like when they realized that they could use processed cheese waste to make cheese spread….. or like when they they discovered penicillin on a rotting piece of bread…you know but the asshole version…not the fat fuck or modern medicine marvels in humanity, but give the asshole behind the thong a chance, it’s still new and may define humanity in the future…as we all get more and more perverted and DUMBED down…

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2022

24

Mar

Kara Del Toro Titty From The Back of the Day

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Kara Del Toro, who is one of the hardest working titty models of instagram, becasue she’s got big titties…therefore she’s a titty model and I guess “hardest working” is a relative term since this is hardly work and since I’m sure there are a lot of girls out there with big tits and instagram followers doing things far more soul sucking for their dream of being top level instagram titty models…you know, like sucking old dude dick…which is arguably working harder than this married bitch in her boring but smutty content.

I’m not hating, I mean I started this off saying she was one of the hardest working titty models, like she’s got something to prove level of instagram titty modeling, you know maybe an ex or kids who teased her in high school, deep rooted motivators for her getting those tits out there…..

I was saying she was hard working, obviously barely working is hard working for these people, and in barely working, which is hard working for these people, she’s been attending any event she can, really trying to take those wide womanly hips as far as they will take her.

What is disappointing is that she hasn’t figured out the camera is OVER HERE, not at the wall, you big titty tease…

“I’ll do a topless pic, because people only follow me for my tits, but I won’t bother showing tit, that’d be slutty”….when she’s already slutty…figure it out homie..

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2022

24

Mar

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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I’ve always been into obscure events, festivals, clubs or groups….you know, the places where the weirdos go…that are totally not what’s going on in the mainstream pop culture and thus weird…..

I’ve also always been into obscure sports and not to play, but sports that to some may not be obscure….but to the average person are fucking silly.

I’ve thought I’d make a good team owner for something ridiculous, but can’t even think of any real examples besides the worlds’ SLAP CHAMPIONSHIPS…but you know if I wasn’t such a braindead half retard, I’d have a list that I’m sure you can probably add to….

Just a grass roots sport that only 1000 people are into, but that NEEDS an international league.

From professional Rock Paper Scissors, to profession real money Monopoly….to competitive bikini car washes….I think the TRUE sport, challenge, league the world needs is PROFESSIONAL titty droppers….think WWE but for TITTY DROPS…UFC by for TITTY DROPS….just a league of pro titty droppers titty dropping.

That’s what needs to be done and with every titty drop I see I am more convinced of how good this movement would be in a professional and organized setting.

Who wants to INVEST?

LET’S MAKE THIS DREAM A REALITY…

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