DrunkenStepFather.com - I'll Make You Famous…

2024

21

Mar

Vanessa Leslie is the Instagram Of The Day

This hot chick from instagram is an exciting one.

Her name is Vanessa Perez Leslie, she is married to an ex-NFL player named Jordan Leslie, who played a few seasons with a few teams but I guess never became a super star because according to google the devil that decides who becomes rich or poor on the internet, he was sent off to the CFL, which to NFL players is a fate almost worse than death, except they get to drink maple syrup, eat poutine, fuck hot chicks in igloos and other Canadian shit….

She’s a photographer, but also likes to get naked or semi naked for photographers and with tits like that, she should be doing just that.

As far as half naked chicks on instagram go, she’s pretty decent….and that’s saying a lot since most of them are vile, offensive, fake as fuck monsters trying to manipulate you to give them your credit card info….rarely are they in it for the artistry of pulling the tits out and it shows.

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

21

Mar

Maria Rivero is the Instagram Of The Day

No Comments »

Maria Rivero is not Mario Lopez….but you’d probably like to eat her taco more than his, not to say that he doesn’t bring the old family taco recipe to the table hard, but to say that her taco is a vagina and we like vagina…even on self proclaimed instagram models who may just be fat chicks in disguise.

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

20

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

No Comments »

Somewhere out there, as I write this, a man is sucking on another man’s fake tit.

There was a time when that was seen as weird.

Now it’s seen as normal and to call it weird is hate speech…which is even more weird than the dude sucking the man with the fake tits.

Here are some stepLINKS..

Megan Fox Admits to Plastic Surgery!
LICK HERE

Debbie St. Pierre is Ready for Easter!
LICK HERE

Will Levis’ Influencer Girlfriend Gia Duddy Did the Caribbean!
LICK HERE

Gifts to Give the Guy in Your Life!
LICK HERE

Leni Klum – CFDA Fashion Awards in New York City
LICK HERE

FIGHT NIGHT
LICK HERE

Gabrielle Union Under Boob and Areola Slip!
LICK HERE

Dangerous road accidents caught right before disaster struck
LICK HERE

INSTAGRAM OF THE DAY: KARLIIEEEE
LICK HERE

10 people who mistakenly thought that they met celebrities
LICK HERE

Moments caught that were immediately followed by disaster
LICK HERE

Hilarious wet fart prank in an elevator
LICK HERE

Jessica Alba Takes the Cover!
LICK HERE

Bianca Censori Breaks the Internet Again: Big Breasts and Bare Ass on Full Display at Melrose Tanning Salon!
LICK HERE

Croc: FUCK YO LEG
LICK HERE

Trailer Trash Tik Tokers Take Over Pharmacy For Their New Video
LICK HERE

Golfer Karin Hart Celebrated her Birthday!
LICK HERE

Fails from China that are just too funny
LICK HERE

20 Stunning Women Shine In Bikinis
LICK HERE

Anne Hathaway finally reacts to The Idea Of You being about Harry Styles
LICK HERE

Mariah Carey Cleavage in a Wet Suit!
LICK HERE

Astronauts playing tennis inside a spaceship
LICK HERE

10 Biggest Lies In Recent Movie Biopics
LICK HERE

Badly parked vehicles getting a side of revenge served cold
LICK HERE

Juju Bianchi shows us her perfect body in a pool in Rio de Janeiro
LICK HERE

Cool DIY hacks using binder clips
LICK HERE

The Worlds Hottest Athlete Alica Schmidt Brings the Glam!
LICK HERE

Gracie Hunt Brings the Positivity!
LICK HERE

Very satisfying moments of a hydraulic press destroying random items
LICK HERE

The Traitors season 3: Everything we know so far
LICK HERE

Cool machinery working with amazing results
LICK HERE

Sofi Levchenko … Tall Russian Babe !
LICK HERE

THE PARKING BARRIER
LICK HERE

28 People Trying To Solve Their Problems With Notes
LICK HERE

One Punch Puts Him To Sleep On The Sidewalk
LICK HERE

Sales Went Up 6000% (GIF)
LICK HERE

John Cena receives his Oscar!
LICK HERE

DEATH BY PIGLETTE
LICK HERE

Hailey Bieber/ Victoria Secret March
LICK HERE

How rally games evolved from 1988 to 2023
LICK HERE

Crash testing of Volvo trucks
LICK HERE

Alica Schmidt Brings It!
LICK HERE

Sultry Seduction: Ella Cervetto Stuns in Sexy Dresses for BABYBOO Fashion 2024
LICK HERE

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

BUY BOOTY PICS NOW
LICK HERE!!!!

Find Sugar Babies
LICK HERE!!!!

MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
LICK HERE!!!!

===============
From the Forum

===============

Marisa Tomei – An Enemy Of The People opening night on Broadway in New York
LICK HERE

Kaya Scodelario – Behind The Blinds Magazine
LICK HERE

Kacey Musgraves – Music Week Magazine
LICK HERE

Monica Bellucci – Odda Magazine
LICK HERE

Leslie Bibb – Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
LICK HERE

Heidi Klum – Seen out in Los Angeles
LICK HERE

Caylee Cowan – Out for her 26th birthday at the Sayers Club in Los Angeles
LICK HERE

Nicole Kidman – Elle Magazine
LICK HERE

Deva Cassel – Dior Magazine Issue 45
LICK HERE

Eiza González – InStyle Now Magazine
LICK HERE

===============
From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
===============

HOLY SHIT! (GIF)
LICK HERE

Large Breast Babe Joey Fisher via Hayley’s Secrets
LICK HERE

Pitta Orapun In A Kinky Mood
LICK HERE

Savannah Bond and Hayley Davies in Sexy Lingerie!
LICK HERE

Liza Biggs Busty Bikini Baby Scoreland
LICK HERE

Working Out (GIF)
LICK HERE

Tatiana Penskaya Human After Mall Zishy
LICK HERE

FINGERING AND MASTURBATING 2024
LICK HERE

Taboo Unleashed: Delving into the Depths of Heavy Fetish
LICK HERE

Distracted The Clowns (GIF)
LICK HERE

Shower Cam
LICK HERE

Natasha Leggero nude and leaked
LICK HERE

Left or Right?
LICK HERE

INSATIABLE XLII
LICK HERE

Panties On Wand!
LICK HERE

Busty Chick Charlize Via Met-Art
LICK HERE

Talks Her Into To It
LICK HERE

Boom Town: The Taint Stretcher (Sex Game)
LICK HERE

Now She Needs A Doctor
LICK HERE

Miki Hamano Nude for Playboy Video!
LICK HERE

Busty Bikini Babe Alice Brookes via Girlfolio
LICK HERE

iStripper Busty
LICK HERE

Kelly Kay At The Car Wash
LICK HERE

Jennica Lynn The Bustiest Swedish Girl In The World XL Girls
LICK HERE

She is Well Equipped!
LICK HERE

Kait Curtains Match The Drapes Net Video Girls
LICK HERE

She loves being treated like a slut
LICK HERE

Gotta Be Her First Time
LICK HERE

Lingerie Babe Muirina Fae Via Playboy
LICK HERE

Roman Vacation (Sex Game)
LICK HERE

Elisabetta Canalis sexy and seethrough
LICK HERE

Exploring Taboos: Unveiling the World of Heavy Fetish
LICK HERE

Kelly BustyGirl00 Sharing Nude Selfies!
LICK HERE

How In The…. (GIF)
LICK HERE

In Bed Pussy Rub…
LICK HERE

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

///////////////////////////////////////////

FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA:
INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | Patreon! | SNAPCHAT | Follow
stepTV YouTube | FUCK TWITTER THEY KEEP DELETING ME! | SHOP THE SWEATSHOP

///////////////////////////////////////////

———————————-

Fuck Girls Who Are Out of Your League….
LICK HERE

Fuck Fleshlights, They’re Amazing
LICK HERE

Girls Girls Girls – Support These Cam Girls By Falling In Love With Them
LICK HERE!!!!

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:stepLINKS

2024

20

Mar

Madisyn Shipman Titties Out of the Day

No Comments »

Madisyn Shipman done got bit by the OF nudie content hustle….

It’s like these girls are so into being jerked off to.

So despite what they say when you’re trying to jerk off to them, they clearly are very into it.

Sometimes it just needs a little push, which is usually financial, but they probably like the likes, follows and hits they get from the racy BONER-BAIT.

She had a Sesame Street and Nickelodeon career, where she was likely sexualized by her team, producers, staff, co-workers, co-stars….which this is probably what paved the way for her to end up here right now with her tits out…

Haters will say she’s being shameless, but clearly they don’t see that she’s got tape on her nipples, like she’s not even shamelessly showing her tits for personal gain…

SHE IS BASICALLY CLOTHED you asshole misogynists…

Calling her shameless, attention seeking, trying to get paid, probably getting paid, defiitely putting her name and tits on the map as a contender…is just MEAN…JERKS.

Keep up the good work MADDY….I believe in you.

Posted in:Madisyn Shipman

2024

20

Mar

Ivanka Trump’s Waist to Hip Ratio of the Day

No Comments »

I don’t subscribe to the standard political bullshit that divides the retards of America. I am Canadian and we have our own single party pretending to be two party nonsense going on here.

I realize it’s just WWE marketing tactics of good vs evil, which targets the hive mind in different ways, forcing you to PICK A SIDE of you evil overlord or whatever…

So, sure it’s your election year, and sure FREEDOM is at stake, and sure ABORTIONS…and BORDERS and MEXICAN and WALLS and FRAUD and CRACK HEADS and SEXUAL ASSAULTING and whatever else people jump to…but it’s all pretty fucking boring…

So as someone who realizes it’s all bullshit, I can enjoy staring at Ivanka Trump’s TITTIES in her dress, showing some ratio…and birthing hips…like an old rich mom in Florida that she is….

Apparently, Kim Kardasahian and the other ELITES who don’t live in our SLAVE class appreciate her as well, since Ivanka’s husband financed Kim K’s underwear brand that is worth billions…as they all LAUGH at the rates fighting over scraps of meat….

Figure it out retard…

Posted in:Ivanka Trump

2024

20

Mar

Sofia Vergara Grabbing her Tits for Heidi Klum of the Day

No Comments »

So America’s Got Talent is using smut to market their TV show, in attempts to get higher ratings. They’ve got their two Granny Judges out here posting marketing material where one is grabbing at her tits and the other one is jumping at her, like you can almost hear the menopausal pussy lips rubbing together, all dry and dusty.

I would argue that this is about 15-20 years too late, because there was a time when a star known for her tits, grabbing at her tits in a corset was seen as erotic, even pornographic and they’d jerk off to it. That time was probably before her 50th birthday.

It’s almost a TOO LITTLE TOO LATE titty grab, if that’s even possible, because I am sure some are so obsessed with tits that they get off to Old Folks home dementia panties holding their tits while getting their diaper changed before a hose down shower, it’s actually 90 percent of the reason you took the job at the old folks home, the other 10 percent was for the pension.

This is basically like Playboy models promoting each other to leverage both of them to greater heights, only the Golden Girl years…

The good news is that marketing using tit is still a thing.

Posted in:Heidi Klum|Sofia Vergara

2024

20

Mar

Kaia Gerber’s Nipples of the Day

No Comments »

Kaia Gerber’s got her nipples out and it’s really not all that exciting.

It could be that I am getting older, but I’ve never head any testosterone based on my man tits, so I doubt it’s got anything to do with that. My constant impotence has never got in the way from me sexualizing even the most subtle cleavage, if anything my impotence created a mental disorder where I sexualize anything and everything, objectifying in the most toxic of masculine way, almost as if I am a parody of the Misogyny that they are so against…IMAGINE THAT….

So I guess, I just don’t find Kaia Gerber hot, because I don’t find Cindy Crawford hot, although I did make eye contact with her accidentally when she was walking into a hotel in Montreal many years ago and I did feel part of my soul die, probably how she manipulated the world to be her oyster….some people just have that skill…even not so hots…

SO when the whole Kaia surfaced as a model and now an actor happened, where people called her MINI CINDY, I was like what the fuck ever….despite appreciating a skinny bitch.

NOW that Kaia is booking bigger acting jobs, living her mom’s dream life that she was bred to live, despite the family having stupid money thanks to celeb friends, tequila brands, and her mom being Cindy Crawford…she’s even less interesting.

I guess, people who win bore me, bring me MORE fucking losers….I’ll stare at their tits with more enthusiasm and excitement.

Posted in:Kaia Gerber

2024

20

Mar

Today in Bianca Censori’s Ass of the Day

No Comments »

Bianca Censori is Kanye West’s new Kim Kardashian….

Despite assuming that they are all collectively in on this bullshit together, it’s all social media hype and manipulation using the internet to push their various agendas, because the internet despite what people like to believe, is not real fucking life.

Real life is the people behind the internet, creating content that distracts you for the internet, so that you pull out your credit card and buy what they are selling, so that they all can compete to be the richest motherfucker for just being themselves.

It’s a hustle…and you can’t blame them for targeting the retards of the internet, it’s like shooting fish in a barrel…I just choose NOT to do it because I prefer being on the sidelines as a passive observer rather than an active participant in this world…self inflicted alienation….it happens.

Anyway, Censori is the Italian bowl of fucking tortellini we’d all like to have dripping down our pervert chins, because her compact body comes with a fat ass and fat tits, like she was made in the sex doll lab.

I like to believe that this angers Kim Kardashian, because she’s not as fake as fuck and monstrous as Kim is….so when they do their manipulative content with their manipulative outfits, it’s easier to subscribe to than when it was with Kim.

Sure, dudes bought into Kim being hot, but anyone who doesn’t fall victim to propaganda knew she was faking it….

While Censori is pretty legitimate….at least based on this picture….I’m sold.

I would subscribe to her ONLYFANS.

Posted in:Bianca Censori

2024

20

Mar

Stella Hudgens Shaved Nude Selfie of the Day

No Comments »

It’s safe to assume that Stella Hudgens, like her sister Vanessa, is a little hairy chipmunk or primate of a human hybrid created in a lab before being sent to Hollywood.

At least that’s the storyline I convinced my self of when Vanessa Hudgens had leaked nudes she pretended were of her at 17 to get them deleted off the internet for being contraband, not realizing if they were of her at 17 she would have been the criminal involved in producing said contraband, but that kind of shit is obviously very serious contraband, so I’d avoid looking at it in the event that they aren’t just lying about it, but if you have seen it, it looked like she inherited her bush from her WHITE side not her Asian side, that shit was 5 O’Clock shadow.

In my defence, I didn’t google them to find out they were asian and just assumed they were some other hair ethnicity like Sicilian…

Anyway, Stella Hudgens who is making a name for herself cashing in on OF like so many other chicks, sucked into the dark side of SMUT, making millions with SMUT, which for someone like me who has been involved in SMUT for 20 years and hasn’t made a fucking penny, is pretty hilarious how easy it is when you have tits to turn that around.

She’s been showing her tits for a while, but not the cunt, yet here’s what could be a fully nude selfie….

Sure, her belly looks weird, like it’s Vanessa Hudgens’ baby bump, it wouldn’t be the first time the sister mooches off Vanessa.

The concern is that I’ve seen her images getting DELETED off the internet, which happens when copyright holders hire copyright lawyers to harass sites like this into removing the images using AGGRESSIVE and THREATENING letters….

So don’t expect these nudes to be up for long, TAKE THEM IN, but expect her to get more hardcore because that’s the only reason a girl would lawyer up, in anticipation of producing hardcore content she wants to have exclusively available on OF…this is what happens, progressively more hardcore until drug overdose….

TAKE IT IN…even though her vagina is basically invisible or hidden, it is still there and not buried in hair…

Posted in:Stella Hudgens

2024

20

Mar

Jennie Garcia is the Instagram Of The Day

No Comments »

I guess I kind of hate that the internet has allowed everyone to cosplay as important celebrity types who have fans….or fan clubs.

But I am torn, because if you can game an idiot to pretend they are important celebrity types with fans…they end up getting naked….

As someone who wants to see all chicks naked because I was definitely a big advocate for “How much to see your tits” with the normies, I get to see how much it takes a bitch to go as far as she’ll go, and not even spend a fucking dollar….it’s financed by all these other motherfuckers out there.

So maybe it’s a great thing!