The password on my GMAIL has been changed by someone who isn’t me. The backup email, has been changed. No one really has access to this email, but seems like they tricked the GMAIL system. If anyone is trying to get in touch with me and you’re getting either no response, or an annoying response. It’s not me doing it….if you wesnt to reach us, email info@drunkenstepfather.com. For those of you who think I did this myself, or I just forgot my password in a drunken stupor, I would like to say that I didn’t but someone’s trying to fuck with me.

I feel like Paris Hilton, but iut burns a lot less when I pee. I guess it means that you’ve reached some level of fame when people start hackin’ your shit….

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The password on my GMAIL has been changed by someone who isn’t me. The backup email, has been changed. No one really has access to this email, but seems like they tricked the GMAIL system. If anyone is trying to get in touch with me and you’re getting either no response, or an annoying response. It’s not me doing it….if you wesnt to reach us, email info@drunkenstepfather.com. For those of you who think I did this myself, or I just forgot my password in a drunken stupor, I would like to say that I didn’t but someone’s trying to fuck with me.

I feel like Paris Hilton, but iut burns a lot less when I pee. I guess it means that you’ve reached some level of fame when people start hackin’ your shit….

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So Josie Maran is pregnant, or as I prefer to call it: a slut. Pregnancy doesn’t only mean that a woman puts out, it also means that she likes it raw dog…and by raw dog I mean no pullin’ out business all internal. Now this isn’t a lesson in sex ed, because I am the last person to be telling anyone how things should be done, but I will say that babies are the biggest/worst STD out there, and abortion is the best contraception…..I realize my site has no real substance, just me going on like an idoit on the daily. So, I have decided to add random celebrity quotes to legitimize what I do, and more importantly, make me feel like a real journalist…even if that said journalism consists of me going to FemaleFirst.co.uk and rippin off celebrity gossip that have relevance to my post.

Liv Tyler on Pregnancy:

“It’s so hard to lose your baby weight! Everyone makes it look like it just drops off and everyone in magazines is so skinny three weeks later and says ‘Oh, I’m just running around after my kid’; it’s total bullshit!

“I don’t know one woman who woke up three weeks later and was a rail.”

HERE IS A LINK TO JOSIE MARAN TOPLESS PICS (pre-pregnancy pics)

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When I think of Grime, I think of my past. I think about my apartment. I think about my poor liver after years of abuse. I think about my underwear. I think about girls from Boston. I think about a lot of things, but I don’t think about music, because I am too old to listen to music and too drunk to care about the new styles that are poppin’ up everyday, like a 14 year old’s erection at the nudist beach. I guess that was a stupid analogy. Yeah, I know I am definitely not funny.

Here are some pics of Lisa Maffia of the So Soild Crew, a Grime/Garage group from the UK. I like her just fine, not that that matters to any of you losers.

Visit Their MySpace Page (not much going on-on it)

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When I think of Grime, I think of my past. I think about my apartment. I think about my poor liver after years of abuse. I think about my underwear. I think about girls from Boston. I think about a lot of things, but I don’t think about music, because I am too old to listen to music and too drunk to care about the new styles that are poppin’ up everyday, like a 14 year old’s erection at the nudist beach. I guess that was a stupid analogy. Yeah, I know I am definitely not funny.

Here are some pics of Lisa Maffia of the So Soild Crew, a Grime/Garage group from the UK. I like her just fine, not that that matters to any of you losers.

Visit Their MySpace Page (not much going on-on it)

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So I am searching YouTube for video clips of bitches in bikinis, because I am a pervert and when I don’t know what to do with myself, I look for pics of girls in bikinis. I land on this one called “summer memories” and I’m looking at the picture trying to figure out what’s going on….my imagination, obviously too perverted starts thinking that maybe it’s the beginning of some kind of sex game that is hetero, the YouTube Triangle blockes out the person they are carrying…anyway turns out it’s a bunch of dudes in little booty shorts, acting gayer than the shorts they are wearing…summer memories my ass…I mean their asses…good thing is none of them got pregnant. I wonder if their parents knew this was going down when they asked to borrow the car to go to the lake….I am sorry if this site seems homo for lack of tits…I know you homophobes freak out when you see guys in little shorts. It’s ok to get a little turned on by things you shouldn’t be getting turned on by. Take it out on your gay penised self, and leave it out of my comments, cunt.

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People from England make me laugh because I don’t understand a fucking thing they say. They have some pretty bangin’ music like The Streets, and Dizzee Rascal and god fucking knows who else, cuz I don’t listen to music. My gay friend told me to drop those 2 people, cuz I suck at life. I think it’s funny that this guy raps for booze. I like that he can’t write alcohol proper, I like that he’s fat and has a song called “Ill Billy Anthem”….about getting drunk and smelling like vomit….pretty much the story of my life and that’s how you become the Artist of the Day, just that easy.

Visit His MySpace Here

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Purim is a holiday where Jews dress up and get fucking wasted. It is halloween for them, only instead of candy they get booze. I’ve been givin out little airplane sized bottles of Jack to the kids every halloween….until I got arrested for it…Anyway, the whole point of the night is to drink as much as possible, which in theory is a great fucking holiday, only problem is Jews are drug people, they are much better doing a couple lines of coke and smoking joints than drinking all night…their religion doesn’t say anything about not doing drugs…but I think it limits the amount of booze…except on Purim. I guess the point of the post is to say that I don’t know shit about Judaism, but when I was a buss boy in a banquet hall that was rented out for a Purim party, I understood it was another word for drink til you puke all over the place and let the poor mexican clean it up because my dad’s a lawyer…drunk or not….you’re still lame, but I still love your women. Here are some YouTube Purim Videos….

Daning Hora to 50 Cent

Lame Purim Video One

Lame Purim Video Two

Weird Kid Singing

Go Back To Pre-Med Jew, You’re Embarassing Me

Some Jewish Sketch, That Isn’t Funny

Ok – enough of this, I understand overkill…

Some High School Girl’s Gallery (non-nude)

This post is a total bust….I should fire myself…

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