So who here hasn’t bagged a girl while she was on the rag? I know most of you may have an issue with looking at a picture of an amateur model, naked, while ovulating, and rockin’ a string in her cooch but that just makes you a hypocrite. The majority of you probably haven’t had sex in a really long time, if ever, and that’s ok, but don’t deny that the second a girl comes running to you, on her period or not, you will be down with blood, motherfucker. I remember when I was living in Texas, the girl I dated only wanted to have sex while she was on the rag, she told me that it was impossible for her to get pregnant so I’d bust inside, all the time.I found out that she wasn’t right, because she git knocked up, I also found out that I am impotent,my boy Tyrone was the baby daddy.

via WeAreMakingPorn

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I decided that we have a very one-sided relationship because you can’t really talk back to me, and that’s not fair. So we set up a local hotline where you can call, leave a message or if you are really lucky talk to our resident customer service rep, Steve. Steve has a site called TeamFuckOnline that he likes to promote, so I figured that I should put this motherfucker to work, that way that way we all come out winners, except maybe for Steve, he’s gonna have to change his phone number. If you have something to say and are ready to give us a call, tell us how we’ve changed your life or how we posted pics of your fat girlfriend’s vacation pics, Steve is ready to take your call. We suggest you call at all hours a night, because it is a small price to pay to accommodate you, and ladies, Steve can handle all your dirty talk.

If you are lucky he will record your call and and that wonw’t make you famous, but I will, bitch.

Call Steve on the DrunkenStepfather.com hotline at: 416 648 4724

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The link dump returns..Did you miss me? If would like to send me a link, email me at:brad

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I figured why not make this weekend a weekend of celebrity content, not because I like the celebrity shit, but because you do. Think of it as an early Passover present, Jew. These are some pics of Penelope Cruz topless on a beach. You may remember her as the actress hired to be Tom Cruise’s girlfriend out in public. We all know that cunt is gay, he knows it would be a bad PR move, so he needs to pretend he’s got bitches lined up. Remember the whole Nicole Kidman shit, the reason they adopted kids was because his penis was never going to venture into her babyhole. I remember the last time I had a hired girlfriend, I paid her to hang with me, through dinners, alcohol and taxi rides, but I never ventured into the land of slop. It’s a sad story, but not as sad as that Elian Gonzales shit, let that mexican free motherfuckers.

Topless pics after the jump (old)

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Look it’s a picture of Britney in position, by position, I mean ready to get her dirty ass knocked up. Too late for that, some may say, but to those assholes I say Fuck You. I will not accept the fact that some redneck, welfare piece of shit got Britney pregnant, no matter what people say. Britney is trashy and we know people like what they know, just because she launched a career by luck as a dirty redneck slut in Louisianna, only makes this whole baby thing baby thing make sense, she was bread to breed, and when it didn’t come at the age of 16, the whole cycle of life got fucked. It’s comforting knowing that as classless as this whore is, we know Kevin isn’t a far cry from her dad. I don’t know who Britney’s dad is, and he may not be getting drunk and running over people like Lohan’s, but I can assume he is an uneducated racist, just like Federline. Big up to that motherfuckers.

More Pics After the Jump

Big Up.

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I don’t know shit about hairstyles, I am not one of those faggot-assed motherfucker who knows how to style and present a man to the world. I do know that in 1993, Kevin Federline had bad hair, even thoug he came from shit, he could have tried to be presentable. That may not make any sense to you, and it means nothing to me, but because I am too lazy to push backspace I will keep it.

How does it make you feel, knowing that you are part of the creative process. I am showing you the pre-edited writings of me, which is nice. Sometimes people just want to be a part of something to feel good inside….that takes me away from the point that K-Fed’s hair was retarded in High School and if any of you motherfuckers looked like this 12 years ago, I don’t want you coming back. This is the shit this un-redeamable. Once it’s done, it is done, no forgiving. Mad respect for locking Britney in for life, that is if the baby comes to terms….knowing K-Fed, one can only assume that shit will fall out retarded, and by fall out, I mean fall out of her talentless womb.

WORD

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I don’t know shit about hairstyles, I am not one of those faggot-assed motherfucker who knows how to style and present a man to the world. I do know that in 1993, Kevin Federline had bad hair, even thoug he came from shit, he could have tried to be presentable. That may not make any sense to you, and it means nothing to me, but because I am too lazy to push backspace I will keep it.

How does it make you feel, knowing that you are part of the creative process. I am showing you the pre-edited writings of me, which is nice. Sometimes people just want to be a part of something to feel good inside….that takes me away from the point that K-Fed’s hair was retarded in High School and if any of you motherfuckers looked like this 12 years ago, I don’t want you coming back. This is the shit this un-redeamable. Once it’s done, it is done, no forgiving. Mad respect for locking Britney in for life, that is if the baby comes to terms….knowing K-Fed, one can only assume that shit will fall out retarded, and by fall out, I mean fall out of her talentless womb.

WORD

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Nicole Richie is out of the Simple Life show, thank god, she’s too good for that shit. I have said it before and will say it again Nicole Richie is better than that whore Paris, and all her trust fund uselessness has to offer. Anyway, the point of this post is to say that now that our favorite girl is out of the Simple Life,which she carried on her shoulders, Paris is out recruiting. With recruiting for a new cast member comes very simple requirements: tell her how fantastic she is. This doesn’t apply to giving head, we all saw this bitch try to fuck and trust fund or not, she doesn’t know what’s up when a penis is in hand. Here are some pics of one of the many D-List celebrities that are sucking Paris’ dick (yes Paris has a penis, no woman has size 12 feet) to get on the show. Kimberly Stewart (whoever that cunt is) is working her way to the top. I guess her talent alone won’t take her the places she dreamt of being as a young girl. I am no expert on Paris Hilton, but I do know that she aint got shit without Nicole and for that I present all you motherfuckers with a Kimberly Stewart nipple slip.I know it’s weak, fuck you. It’s not my fault I hate you, I blame my heart palipiations.

Note: Half of this crackwhore’s nipple is hanging out, now this may not mean much to you, but when I find full nipple, I will hook you up.

PEACE

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Nicole Richie is out of the Simple Life show, thank god, she’s too good for that shit. I have said it before and will say it again Nicole Richie is better than that whore Paris, and all her trust fund uselessness has to offer. Anyway, the point of this post is to say that now that our favorite girl is out of the Simple Life,which she carried on her shoulders, Paris is out recruiting. With recruiting for a new cast member comes very simple requirements: tell her how fantastic she is. This doesn’t apply to giving head, we all saw this bitch try to fuck and trust fund or not, she doesn’t know what’s up when a penis is in hand. Here are some pics of one of the many D-List celebrities that are sucking Paris’ dick (yes Paris has a penis, no woman has size 12 feet) to get on the show. Kimberly Stewart (whoever that cunt is) is working her way to the top. I guess her talent alone won’t take her the places she dreamt of being as a young girl. I am no expert on Paris Hilton, but I do know that she aint got shit without Nicole and for that I present all you motherfuckers with a Kimberly Stewart nipple slip.I know it’s weak, fuck you. It’s not my fault I hate you, I blame my heart palipiations.

Note: Half of this crackwhore’s nipple is hanging out, now this may not mean much to you, but when I find full nipple, I will hook you up.

PEACE

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She is probably older than your mother and hotter than your girlfriend, that is if you had a girlfriend, which you probably don’t because you are weird. I get uncomfortable just knowing you are reading this shit. It’s not your fault you have an hyperactive pituitary gland. At least you can find happiness chatting with middle aged men pretending to be 16 year old sluts on IM. Dude – chatrooms are what dreams are made of and Pamela Anderson’s got nothing to do with that, except for her friendster blog, which is about as exciting as the last time I accidently walked into a gay bath house. I seriously thought I was going in for a massage and a steam….I wasn’t fully prepared for what I got….I don’t thing anyone ever really is…

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