2005
12
Apr
We have all had orgies and to honor those orgies I decided to feature an orgy picture of today. The reason I chose this picture is to teach all you motherfuckers a valuable lesson. When you are getting it on in a kiddie pool filled with water, piss and cum, be sure to high five your buddy who’s lying in the slop. It makes for a better show for the people in wet pants in the outskirts of the orgy. That was today’s orgy picture of the day. You are a pervert…..
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2005
11
Apr
I have never traveled because I am just useless like that. I have been paying off lawyers for the last 15 years, shit gets expensive. I also have to support my fat lazy wife and her two beautiful daughters…I love those girls and paying for them works out to my advantage because I make them feel guilty about it…with guilt comes sucking up, and by sucking up, I mean bathing in front of me. I love that shit. But not as much as I love vacation pictures of people I don’t know. This family went to Florida and here are their pics!
After the jump…..bonus
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2005
11
Apr
I have never traveled because I am just useless like that. I have been paying off lawyers for the last 15 years, shit gets expensive. I also have to support my fat lazy wife and her two beautiful daughters…I love those girls and paying for them works out to my advantage because I make them feel guilty about it…with guilt comes sucking up, and by sucking up, I mean bathing in front of me. I love that shit. But not as much as I love vacation pictures of people I don’t know. This family went to Florida and here are their pics!
After the jump…..bonus
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2005
11
Apr
Now this may be real and it may be fake, but based on the tattoo this is real. Vida Guerra like all good sluts hit up her webcam and took some pretty naughty pics. I guess they aren’t that naughty, it’s not like they are pics of her getting shit on or something gross like that. It’s just ass, pussy and titties, pretty standard, but I guess since she’s got some psuedo celebrity status this shit turns you on all that much more. I am a fan of Mexican women, mainly because they all know how to roll a burrito under their dirty armpits. As an overweight man, a burrito is more exciting to me than a nice big booty…let this be a lesson to every parent out there, buy your daughter a webcam for her 16th bday and send her my email address. I will totally babysit her.
Update: I realize these pics aren’t webcam shots, but hacked cell phone pics, I posted this shit at 10 pm, before it was everywhere else with the story attached. I do love you and apologize for being quick on the content. Actually I don’t apologize, I don’t respect you enough for that!
Lots of pics after the jump……
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2005
11
Apr
This is a link to unreleased catalogue of Just Another Rich kids new collection. It has not yet been released, but a hacker friend of mine sent me the link, cause he knows how bad I wanna be rich and famous before I die. Scroll right and click ‘enter’ to access the page… right is the direction of the hand u use most often for things like writing and masterbating. Enjoy.
Nothing After The Jump
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2005
07
Apr
On this day in 1970, your favorite stepfather was born in a muddy field in Mexico. That’s right – today is my 35th birthday and I am not going to be online today. I have plans with the fat wife and stepkids. I hope you all understand that my commitment is to you, but I only turn 35 once….I expect to pass out in my own vomit somewhere. That’s right boys and girls – it’s time for a motherfucking binge.
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2005
07
Apr
On this day in 1970, your favorite stepfather was born in a muddy field in Mexico. That’s right – today is my 35th birthday and I am not going to be online today. I have plans with the fat wife and stepkids. I hope you all understand that my commitment is to you, but I only turn 35 once….I expect to pass out in my own vomit somewhere. That’s right boys and girls – it’s time for a motherfucking binge.
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2005
07
Apr
Pirates was a movie. Keira Knightly was a star, but bitch never got naked. She rocked the corset, made out with Johnny Depp, but no motherfucking nipples. That’s not going to change today, but we get a little closer with this set of bikini pictures. This reminds me of the time I tried to get with this girl and she wouldn’t put out. She showed me her tits a couple of time and even let me touch them, but that only happened when the risk of me never talking to her came up….she let me have a little nipple to keep me around….that’s how girls work, so with that prediction…when we all get bored of Keira and when people stop biggin’ her up and giving her jobs, she will turn to porn and we will all be lucky enough to see her dirty cooter…..
More Pics After The Jump
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2005
07
Apr
I don’t really understand what people are thinking when they put up personal websites. People like me will always come across them and laugh at you. If you are tired of being teased because highshool is over, you best not put yourself in these situations. I understand that you are a loser, but at least you have loser friends to go on trips with. I expect you to continue doing things that warrant being mocked only because you can’t help it. I have never been to Ibiza so you have one up on me in that respect. I have however had sex, so I guess I got the edge. So I paid for most of it, who cares, at least I know want giving a rim job while a girl pees on my face is all about….
Here is a Synopsis of their trip:
I can remember when we first decided we were going to go on holiday together, …we had to go to Ibiza, we were all just coming up to be 18 years old, so it had to be done…We didn’t care about not getting any sleep because of all the noise as we planned to be making all the noise…on the aeroplane as we started to knock back the vodka…our room had lipstick writing on the walls, which had been done by the boys that had stayed in the room before us…We met loads of dodgy people. The most dodgy had to be the 5 Italian blokes who kept trying to convince us to go around with them, and telling us that they “No want naughty”. Hmmmm, sure….
If you want to see the photos from this trip of a lifetime Visit The Site Here
I just made you famous – Bitch……
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2005
07
Apr
I don’t have a quality shot of what this looks like on a T-shirt but I can tell that it’s hot. It’s a naked girl dude, how could it not be hot. If you were to rock this all the bitches would be all up on you because girls are jealous creatures and wouldn’t understand why their naked image wasn’t on your shirt. That’s when you make the move and say bitch, we don’t need your naked body on my shirt, I need it on my face, and you will get your loser ass laid. It really is that easy. I am glad I could be of assistance in making your fantasies a reality. I expect you to buy this shirt and send me the motherfucking love story, I would also appreciate being invited to your wedding, because weddings are what lonely bridesmaids are made of….if that didn’t make sense, don’t blame me, blame the perscription pills I have been taking recreationally bitch.
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