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2004

14

Dec

I am – Sex Crime Statistic of the Day

Most rapists are not sexually unfulfilled men, but men whose need for control, power and domination compels them to act out sexually. Contrary to popular belief, 82% of all rapes are in some part pre-meditated, 68% are committed by someone the victim knows and very often the rapes occur in the victim’s own home.

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2004

14

Dec

I am – Statutory Rapist of the Day

Mullets are cool
Especially when our Rapist of the Day has one

Stanley Allen Marlowe gets the nod today.
Thanks for having 3 names Stan
He has an ugly growth on his left cheak.
He drives 1985 tan Chrysler New Yorker. I like those.

See Stan Here

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2004

14

Dec

I am – Cameltoe Watchin

These guys know the toe…
They have womens toes
Mens toes
Retro toes
Sports toes
Celebrity toes – Check the Lohan Toe Here

Toe haikus like this one:

panties up my ass
slowly creeping forth and north
splitting east and west

Check out a ManToe Here

Point of this entry: Know the Toe

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2004

14

Dec

I am – Spending My Cheddar

This is a video/animation/ site / rap song about Lindsay Lohan’s tits (and other celebs) for FUBAR

HERE

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2004

14

Dec

I am – eBay eDiot

He wants to get as much PR as the Jesus Grilled Cheese, he did it by starting his bid at 1,000,000 dollars. I know he thought this was an incredible idea…he may be the guy who invented gold plated roses.

HERE

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2004

14

Dec

I am – Lovin' Older Married Men

The girls is Scarlett Johansson she has been quoted saying that she is into older men because she is so sophiscated and mature. I really hate when girls play that card. Scarlett, using her boobies and maturity to lure in Travolta….If you look closely, you will see that it isn’t only his face that is bloated….if you know what I mean…

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2004

14

Dec

I am – Lovin’ Older Married Men

The girls is Scarlett Johansson she has been quoted saying that she is into older men because she is so sophiscated and mature. I really hate when girls play that card. Scarlett, using her boobies and maturity to lure in Travolta….If you look closely, you will see that it isn’t only his face that is bloated….if you know what I mean…

Here

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Here

Here

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2004

14

Dec

I am – Lohan's Coke Diet

She lost weight after her recent divorce. Rumor is she went on a coke diet, ODed and ended up in a hospital, Her reproductive system is shot, so you can bang her without a condom – that’s how she got herpes….

Story Here

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2004

14

Dec

I am – Lohan’s Coke Diet

She lost weight after her recent divorce. Rumor is she went on a coke diet, ODed and ended up in a hospital, Her reproductive system is shot, so you can bang her without a condom – that’s how she got herpes….

Story Here

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2004

14

Dec

I am – Jessica Tandy Fact of the Day

At a young age she determined to be an actress, and first appeared on the London stage in 1927

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