All these people saying that Lohan is wasting away are idiots. Bitch still has work to do. She has a gunt. Now I am a fan of the gunt, not just Lohan’s, all gunts. They remind me of menopausal women, dried up sex lives, elastic waistbands and baked goods. Now let’s hope Lohan doesn’t lose hers, only because a gunt usually takes 40 years to develop, Lohan having one before she hits 20 is flawless.

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No commentary needed, this is a hot shirt, and it reps everything we are doin. We all got dreams, we all try to live those dreams, and all dreams are better with Unicorns in them. Fuck you.

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So the good thing about a thong is that when a girl positions herself the right way you can always get a glimpse of the puckered starfish. That’s what I call the outter rim of the anus. Next Door Nikki, is one of those cock teasing whores who has a website that pays for her babies formula and diapers, but she never gets naked. The tease factor lures guys in to sign memberships hoping to be the first to see her snapper. Well I got news for you assholes, the more you sign-up, the less likely she is to ever let you see her poon. This is the fucking internet, everyone and their fucking sister have naked pics…and they aren’t even getting paid for it. My advice to you is to walk away from her bullshit, and when the baby gets hungry, and her tits are all dried up, bitch is gonna get naked. She really only has one task to do in my eyes, and she has completely fuck it up. I blame all you members for making the system fail.

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So the good thing about a thong is that when a girl positions herself the right way you can always get a glimpse of the puckered starfish. That’s what I call the outter rim of the anus. Next Door Nikki, is one of those cock teasing whores who has a website that pays for her babies formula and diapers, but she never gets naked. The tease factor lures guys in to sign memberships hoping to be the first to see her snapper. Well I got news for you assholes, the more you sign-up, the less likely she is to ever let you see her poon. This is the fucking internet, everyone and their fucking sister have naked pics…and they aren’t even getting paid for it. My advice to you is to walk away from her bullshit, and when the baby gets hungry, and her tits are all dried up, bitch is gonna get naked. She really only has one task to do in my eyes, and she has completely fuck it up. I blame all you members for making the system fail.

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Everyone, join a boy band because even if it is a failure, or if you only have one album, you will end up slammin Jessica Simpson and driving a Ferrari, or not. There is no point to this post, I just saw Nick in his new car and was inspired by the fact that someone as useless as him can achieve so much. It’s the American Dream bitches.

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Even people with big cock like to have other parts of their bodies touched.You would think that when a person joins a site devoted to large penis, they really only have one thing on the mind. After visiting the site, I have determined that these people are three-dimensional. They possess the complexities we all have, and just because their penises are huge, doesn’t take away from the fact that they are human. Here is the post of the day:

I find my left nipple gets my spunk flowing very quickly indeed – my right is much less effective.
What do you find?

Franky

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There is nothing more exciting than seeing a young girl knocked up like the trailer trash that she is. It helps me believe that everything does happen the way it is supposed to. Britney getting knocked up has reinstated my feelings towards religion and more importantly fate. Once trash, always trash…..that said – here’s a great site of a pregnant chick getting fucked. Follow the link you fucking pervert.
PREGNANT AND FUCKED

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So I have been drunk a few times in my life, in fact, I think I have been drunk more than I have been sober over the last 15 years, and I have never really lost the ability to function. I will admit that there have been many times where I have missed my target while pissing, or even times I accidently pissed on the girl I was trying to fuck, but I have yet to really piss my pants. I am hoping that will come with old age, all this hard living will catch up to me and leave me with no bladder control. Pissing myself, or having to wear Depends would be a fucking funny way to spend the last years of my life, when I am too old and weak to make someone’s life hell. You see pissing myself will never be humiliating, but it will cause the people caring for me a lot of grief. You can be rest assured I will be smiling like a motherfucker everytime I make potty.

This is a picture submitted by a reader of a dude who couldn’t quite hold it in. I know you love this shit, you closet case queen!

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