2004
07
Dec
Paris was at a photoshoot for something she is endorsing.
Paris was eating craft services
Paris doesn’t care if she over-eats because she anticipates a coke binge
That coke binge we call “her life”
Her aerobic work out comes in the form of getting fucked
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2004
07
Dec
2004
07
Dec
2004
07
Dec
Here is the gossip article on Lohan’s lip syncing.
Her album was released today and she has already fucked up.
I have a feeling she didn’t get much sleep the night before, she was too busy felching random cum out of Tara Reid …
and doing lines off Tara’s tit scars …
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2004
07
Dec
This is underwear for men.
It helps them air out their balls
Or some shit.
The last time I aired out my balls was 3 days ago.
They are really starting to smell of enchiladas if you know what i mean…
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2004
07
Dec
Ashlee isn’t hot. Is it her nose or her singing talent. Is it both..
I like her beer belly though and the way she is Pop Lockin’
I think she is rebelling against her pedophile/molesting dad
and
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2004
07
Dec
Ashlee isn’t hot. Is it her nose or her singing talent. Is it both..
I like her beer belly though and the way she is Pop Lockin’
I think she is rebelling against her pedophile/molesting dad
and
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2004
07
Dec
today’s hot dead celeb is Lisa “left eye” Lopez, she was chasing waterfalls, and some fat guy convinced her to get in a barrel…it was a bad scene. For the record I wasn’t that fat guy.
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2004
07
Dec
Ana Kournikova is a whore. We all know that and love her for it.
Here is a clip of her playing tennis – with red underwear… that little whore..
I love you
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2004
07
Dec
This is from the New York Daily News Gossip Column….
Note – Lohan’s Tit fell out of her shirt, but nobody has a picture of it. Which is too bad, because I can never get enough Lohan Tit and Lohan Puffy Nipple
Also Note – The bathroom comment, where her friends brought her a drink in the bathroom… maybe the coke was cut with some laundry or some shit, and Lohan needed to wash down the burning feeling in the back of her throat. Point of the story is that Everyone does coke, it’s just more fun when it is an 18 year old triple threat in the making…
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Lindsay Lohan, pop star
Lindsay Lohan and Tara Reid were shopping and partying with a vengeance in L.A. recently. But even without her best pal, Lindsay knows how to bring off a Tara-esque wardrobe malfunction.
You remember a few weeks ago, when Reid’s mammary escaped in front of photographers at Sean (P. Diddy) Combs’ birthday party. So there was Lohan in New York, dancing at Marquee, when one of her breasts popped out. Cool Lindsay just tucked the offending breast back in, making the maneuver look like some hip new dance move.
Curiously, the 18-year-old actress, who came over after dinner at Megu, seemed to prefer to do her drinking not in the bar, but the ladies’ room. A spy says friends handed her an iced drink before she returned to get her groove on outside.
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