Dustin Hoffman is doing the sequel to Tootsie. I am pretty happy that they gave him fake tits that look hotter than my wife’s tits. It kinda makes me question my existance, especially considering I got a boner to these….

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Dustin Hoffman is doing the sequel to Tootsie. I am pretty happy that they gave him fake tits that look hotter than my wife’s tits. It kinda makes me question my existance, especially considering I got a boner to these….

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I always thought that Pink lacked female reproductions organs. I was convinced she had bigger testicles than me, which isn’t saying much. The rumor is that she does in fact have a uterus and that uterus is in fact brewing up a baby. That won’t stop Pink for maintaining her “bad girl” image. Notice I put it in quotes because I think that Pink is neither bad nor a girl. She’s got a smoke in hand, like every good mother should and she is working towards turning her baby into a flipper, and don’t mean a friendly dolphin, I am talking serious mental retardation. Rumor is that my mother was a smoker when she was pregnant with me, but I can’t be too sure, I never met the whore. I am not being disrepectful to my mom, we are all very proud of her profession.

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I always thought that Pink lacked female reproductions organs. I was convinced she had bigger testicles than me, which isn’t saying much. The rumor is that she does in fact have a uterus and that uterus is in fact brewing up a baby. That won’t stop Pink for maintaining her “bad girl” image. Notice I put it in quotes because I think that Pink is neither bad nor a girl. She’s got a smoke in hand, like every good mother should and she is working towards turning her baby into a flipper, and don’t mean a friendly dolphin, I am talking serious mental retardation. Rumor is that my mother was a smoker when she was pregnant with me, but I can’t be too sure, I never met the whore. I am not being disrepectful to my mom, we are all very proud of her profession.

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There is nothing hotter than watching a woman breast feeding. It represents life and what we are all here for. It’s a very special think that men can’t relate to, but trust me, it doesn’t go unnoticed. Some guys get hard when they think about their baby mommas feeding their flesh and blood, other guys get off to their wives hosing them down with their lactation. The art of breast feeding remains hot when a 46 year old woman does it with her 5 year old pet monkey. In fact it is exponentially mo’hotter. I don’t care what you say, this picture represents the fetish of the day

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Remember Who’s the Boss? I do. I remember thinking how cool Tony Danza was, you know walking around knowing he was a man bitch. I also remember watching Alyssa Milano growing up, the puberty years are always the most special. Now Alyssa is pretty old and washed up, but so you can’t blame her for trying to get some male attention anywhere she can. I mean a group of army people, who have been jerking off for months are probably a pretty easy crowd to work for. That reminds me after my first 6 months in prison, I came out and ended up taking a blowjob from a tranny. Trannies are pretty hot, if you give them a chance.

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Remember Who’s the Boss? I do. I remember thinking how cool Tony Danza was, you know walking around knowing he was a man bitch. I also remember watching Alyssa Milano growing up, the puberty years are always the most special. Now Alyssa is pretty old and washed up, but so you can’t blame her for trying to get some male attention anywhere she can. I mean a group of army people, who have been jerking off for months are probably a pretty easy crowd to work for. That reminds me after my first 6 months in prison, I came out and ended up taking a blowjob from a tranny. Trannies are pretty hot, if you give them a chance.

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People everywhere are trying to come up with the most retarded ideas to get some publicity and make some money on eBay. This seems to be really common, and more and more people are coming with strange ideas to use the eBay platform for fame and fortune. I remember when I tried selling a used condom on eBay, no online casino wanted anything to do with me. Those bastards.

This guy is auctioning off a phone call with him and this is his description:

Are you lonely?
Do you have great stories, but no one to listen to them?
Have you puked on someone and need to unload?
Did you sniff your mother and/or sister’s panties and actually enjoy it?
Have you hungrily ate a bag of toenails as a substitute for M&Ms?
Did you secretly sleep with your best friend’s boston terrier?
Ever drink an ounce of human blood?
Do you find wool socks attractive?
Have you relieved yourself on your boss’s miniature bonsai tree?
Or are you just having relationship problems?

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Hello folks, my name is Cody and I will listen to your problems.
I know that in America today there are many things that can trouble a person and sometimes you just need someone to shut up and listen.

I have many female friends and have listened to hours and hours of their dramatic complexities unflinchingly.

I am open to anything, but would prefer not to hear about the death of another.
The auction winner will receive a half an hour of my time to listen to you.
The winner will also pay for the call charges, but will have a half an hour to cry, laugh, yell, moo, or just yap about life.

NOTE: I will only listen and occasionally reply with small pieces of conversation and the ever so often “uh huh”.

Good Luck Talkers!

Bid on the Auction here

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Here are some fun links to keep you happy. If would like to send me a link, email me at:brad

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This hot shirt is brought to you by the fine people at Model Sluts. I figured this would hit close to home, because watching is all you do, you perverts. I also made this the shirt of the day, because it is a pretty hot fantasy. Unlike you, I see it weekly when when my stepdaughters play X-Box on Saturday mornings. We have a no pants policy at my house.

It makes the long hours at the factory totally worth it.

If you want this shirt buy it at Coolest Shop (not an affiliate)

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