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2004

Dec

I am – Paris Hilton’s Diet

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TheSuperficial is better than me at doing this blog shit. I saw his Paris eating McDonalds post, and I laughed. But the first thought that came to my mind was that Paris won’t die from eating McDonalds, she will die of Aids. Now we all know Aids isn’t funny…but when a soicialte gets it from sleeping with everyone, without a condom, on camera it’s kinda like my bitterness surfaces and I say things like “You deserve Aids, bitch”….I think it would be much hotter if I was the one to deliver the Aids virus… and after fucking her without a condom, on camera saying “Yo Paris… I just gave you Aids, Bitch”, but that will never happen, I only sleep with virgins (My Stepdaughter’s friends)

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2004

Dec

I am – Mexican and Moustached

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This is a picture of me and lohan. She hasn’t called me since we made sweet love that night. I think she was upset the I was old enough to be her dad… her drunken dad…I was like -it’s ok girl, just pretend i am your stepfather that’s my thing…

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UPDATE: I was just joking that’s a picture of another moustached mexican….

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2004

Dec

I am – desperate cokehead

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When Ashton and Danny went to the Scientology party and realized they were all out of coke. That didn’t stop these fiends…when they busted out lines of charcoal on Demi Moores left implant. Valderamma stormed out..upset that his shirt wasn’t red enough, the boys didn’t include him on the fun and lastly, Seth Green’s dick isn’t as big as Lohan’s

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2004

Dec

I am – Old, Used, and Dirty

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What the hell is she doing? I understand that some people out there are eccentric and all that shit. But this is fucking disgusting.

Elvira

Elvira 2

UPDATE: I would still fuck it.

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2004

Dec

I am – Fugging It Up

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I sent them an email.
I hope they respond.

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what type of underwear do you wear.I am doing a survey
i am not a pervert – it’s just that i am shopping for my stepdaughter, and I assumed you girls know a thing or two about what’s hot or not.
She really likes the crotchless panties I got her last year….but her mom wasn’t too happy.

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather

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2004

Dec