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2024

26

Apr

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s Hard Nipple for Advertising of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is hot. She had her hard nipple out for an ad campaign with Tiffany or some other Luxury brand because luxury brands are still trashy, they just hide it better.

Not to mention, advertising is still smutty, like the beer and cig ads of the glory days, with bikini babes having a good fucking time, making me want to drink and smoke, since drinking and smoking is cool, especially when there are babes in the ads that are into it.

So they cancel all the fun ads because people are fucking whiners, yet still do hard nipple ads in a subtle way, so at least we’re still getting the boner material, even though we’re all desensitized and boners from a hard nipple can be challenging.

Anyway, Huntington-Whiteley’s been a personal favorite of mine for decades now, so I’ll buy whatever she’s selling, or I would if I wasn’t so poor and sad and bad at the internet.

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2024

26

Apr

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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The highlight of an friday is girls posting pics of themselves in their clothes, then out of their clothes, so that we can reference them in their clothes, and look at them out of their clothes and the whole thing is really the meaning of life as far as I’m concerned….

A glorious thing for a motherfucker into seeing girls naked, ALL girls naked, even yesterday I saw some fat titty chick walking and I wondered what it would look like outside of the elastic shapewear holding her together….I needed to know, I wanted to know…with On/Off flashing….I’d know.

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2024

26

Apr

Elsie Hewitt Doing Big Things of the Day

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Elsie Hewitt was a big titty instagram model who I guess used her titties to grow her traffic in an era before OnlyFans, you know when the big titty girls did their content for free or just to get noticed and it was far less transactional.

Her claim to fame is accusing Ryan Philippe, who I guess was renting her out at the time, for drop kicking her when she wouldn’t accept the end of their contract, at least that’s what I’ll assume…she pressed charges and got paid out.

You see, there’s a group of these LA girls who are there to work the scene to get rich guys and a lot of them look like busty Elsie. They don’t consider themselves hookers or sugar babies, they think they are models deserving of these rich and connected guys they are only with because they are rich and connected….

That’s not to say Elsie is part of that scene, but with 30 dollar smoothies to keep up appearances, it’d be hard to have a body like this and not be in that scene.

Anyway, this is a video of her in her underwear, not sure when it is from, maybe it’s a paid campaign and not shameless hot body attention seeking, maybe it’s always a paid campaign when she strips down just not always in a direct linear way….

Who cares, TITS!

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2024

26

Apr

Checking in on Leni Klum’s Cleavage of the Day

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Leni Klum doesn’t really update her social media nearly enough, at least not with her titty content, which seems like a lazy thing to do because she’s got a great set of tits for her small frame.

It’s like the entitled rich kid brat who doesn’t bother actually doing work or putting effort in since she’s got everything she wants and all the attention she needs and really only does the social media thing to satisfy her overly aggressive attention seeking mother who has seen success with her own whoring….and who probably looks at Leni from the cameras she has hidden in her bathroom and thinks what a waste of opportunity with every day that goes by without showcasing the tits.

Anyway, she went to a very important fashion event with her tits, so she’s still doing something, just not quite enough since those things are potentially spectacular, we’ll just never know because she’s not as big of a whore as her mom. Sad.

She also had a friend with her nipples out:

She was apparently also at a hipster bullshit music festival for the brands and mainstream, with her tits out, like her mom.

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2024

26

Apr

Madisyn Shipman’s Showing Off her Ass of the Day

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The whole normalization of OnlyFans is pretty funny to me, only because I see it as mainstream people trying to get some extra money or hype by getting naked, so it’s like a single mom working at the strip club or doing porn under the radar to cover the mortgage because her baby daddy has the gambling addiction.

Only there is no real reason for these girls to do this, other than that they are attention seeking perverts who like to be on camera showing off.

I’ve always thought celebs were whores because girls don’t typically want to be on camera unless they really fucking love themselves and can’t not be on camera, so the idea was they were just being well-behaved because they were mainstream and getting where they wanted to go.

But the second they get the chance to get naked on camera, to show off their bodies, to make money showing off their bodies, they fucking take it.

Now that OnlyFans is a real media company, a real social network, a respected side hustle, the girls flocking to it with their nude shoots.

I’m not really conflicted about the whole thing, I’m all for the whoring, it’s just weird but at the same time, I never heard of Shipman until she started shipping her ass to men online to amplify her other work….so it works both ways people, nudity for advancement and nudity to support already being advanced..

Either, her skinny white ass.

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2024

26

Apr

Mercia Francis is Nude of the Day

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Her name may be Mercia, but the way my dyslexic mind reads is MERICA, and God Bless Merica, from Sea to Shining Sea….since I am not American, I don’t know the lyrics to your patriotic songs, but I’d do my best rendition using her vagina as my megaphone, amplifying my karaoke sounds across the land….

The funny thing is that she’s not even America, she’s Eastern European and represents a glorious time of long ago, when American girls were too busy being normie career girls to realize that getting naked on the internet pays more, so we were lucky to get these top notch nude models from other countries trying to get ahead by getting naked and making everyone want to give them head, literally climbing up inside them and nesting for a while.

This is a throwback to those days of hot photoshoots with hot models who didn’t look like the All-American Walmart brand….

Memories baby….

Glory to the Freedom of the Free World…or some shit.

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2024

25

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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The good thing about internet whores is that they are a lot of fun and give us something to jerk off to so that we don’t have to go out there and try to charm a woman or hire a woman in order to have sex with a woman. Allowing us to stay pure virgins until we die, the way nature intended.

The bad thing about internet whores is when they decide they are no longer going to be internet whores and they want to erase those internet whore days, sending me lawyer letters and all this other annoying shit, when you can’t erase history….

I don’t mind deleting the internet whore pics of a reformed whore, despite loving whores, I prefer the non-whores to the whores, but not when they are post-whore. I’m a nice guy and believe in reform.

I do mind their shitty attitudes and aggressive approach acting like I’m a predator because I saw there tits on TWITTER or X….just let the whore years live….

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2024

25

Apr

Everyday we Sydney Sweeney of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney is an important figure in the entertainment industry, literally, her body is rockin’ and she’s got those solid giant tits that make everything else about her lovely like a delicate flower, even though people like to hate on her dopey inbred look, forgetting the rockin’ body that makes her an important figure in the entertainment industry.

As an important figure, we must THROWBACK THURSDAY and celebrate her humble launch in what I assume is Euphoria, where they did some simulated sexy time from behind like blue movie in the 80s or the non graphic hardcore porns they edit down into “legit” movies…

Sweeney is a celebration which is why everyday we Sweeney.

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2024

25

Apr

Riley is Rawr is the Model of the Day

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RILEY is RAWR is the ONLYFANS model of the day.

I don’t know about Riley, but I like her hustle, because a life without girls selling nudes is a life not worth living.

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2024

25

Apr

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Titty drops are the most import thing to drop since your balls dropped (allegedly) because without balls, you’d have no use for watching titties drop.

Facts.

This is artistry….titty artistry and that’s why Thursday should be your most favorite day.

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