We are the “home of Lohan”, so I guess we should let you all know that Lohan was out slutting herself around old men the other day. The old man was Bald Bruce Willis, and rumor is he pulled down her pants and she went up to his hotel room to do some lines off his penis. Bruce Willis probably won her heart when she was a little girl in Long Island….I was gonna make a “Moonlighting” joke but realize Lohan wasn’t even born at that point in his career..

Anyway – the story’s here, and it gives all us 35+ hope, maybe not hope that we will bang lohan, but hope that we will bang an 18 year old before we die.

March 10, 2005 — ACTION hero Bruce Willis (above) got some action of a different kind after the screening of his new blood-and-guts flick, “Hostage.” At an after-after-party at the Peninsula Hotel early yesterday, Willis, who turns 50 this month, and teen queen Lindsay Lohan, 18, enjoyed a mutual gropefest. “At one point, Bruce had Lindsay’s pants down far enough to reveal a tattoo that said ‘La Bella Vista’ (The Beautiful View) on her right cheek,” says our spywitness. Eventually, Willis and a few friends, including Lohan, took the party upstairs to his suite.

NY Post

Pictures of Lohan at the Napster Launch, the day after Bruce Seduce gave her an anal creampie – After the Jump

MORE PICS via GoldenFiddle

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Elton John is Gay. As a gay man – he’s all about supporting AIDS. In support of his Gay AIDS cause, Elton used his star power to sway people to pose naked in an upcoming book. I like to use my blogger power to get girls to flash me on webcam. It’s pretty much in the same vein as what Elton did, only instead of donating the proceeds to charity, I donate them to the sperm bank bitch. They pay $50 a load….

This is a picture of Victoria Beckham – From Elton’s Aids book via Pop Bitch….

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Elton John is Gay. As a gay man – he’s all about supporting AIDS. In support of his Gay AIDS cause, Elton used his star power to sway people to pose naked in an upcoming book. I like to use my blogger power to get girls to flash me on webcam. It’s pretty much in the same vein as what Elton did, only instead of donating the proceeds to charity, I donate them to the sperm bank bitch. They pay $50 a load….

This is a picture of Victoria Beckham – From Elton’s Aids book via Pop Bitch….

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I have a weakness when it comes to girls. I really love a nice ass in booty shorts. I do not define myself as an “ass man”. I would say that I love beauty that comes from things beyond the ass, but I will always freak the fuck out when I see an ass in bootyshorts. There is just something really special about that shit. I have a fat wife, with a horrible ass, so maybe that’s why I dig the under 25 year old booty in booty shorts….

This is art……

The Modern Woman’s Guide to Booty Dancing Miami Style
A two-color screenprint from Stephanie Hutin, celebrating Booty Dancing Miami Style. Only 50 of these made. 18×24″, signed.

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I get a lot of grief for posting links to this shit from my wife. They feature all kinds of naked celebrity shit, I am talking sex scenes from movies and all that good shit. I was using this shit for content, but now that it’s hit the other sites, I am willing to share this shit with all you perverted shits…so go through this motherfucking shit, hopefully you will find some life changing clips…awwwwwwwwww shit.

CELEB NAKED CLIPS OPEN DIRECTORY

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We all know she’s got a little something something going on. We all know that despite the weight loss, she’s still got a rack that’s worth busting all over. We all know that she’s not the smartest, but we also all know that if she was given us the time of day, we wouldn’t really care about what she brought to the table. I call her the trophey wife, who some how stumbled into fame, and is out of the trophey wife range. Is she unattainable? Do you think that you will fuck her before you die? You never know what could happen, but I am pretty sure that it won’t happen…hell, I would be surprised if you secured pussy that you paid for.

Pictures of her leaving the gym last week…Jogging pants are about as hot as herpes.

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I figured what better way to start a thursday that to post a real female masturbation testimonial that I found. I am totally down with girls who masturbate, I think it’s a sign of sexual maturity and confidence. When a girl knows what it takes to make her cum, she is usually a better fuck. That said, I am a lazy person and it’s nice to tell my wife to go fuck herself when she gets all horny and all I want to do is do my stepdaughters’ bikini waxes….

Today’s testimonial is from Trishelle and she loves her gyno….

Trishelle masturbating at the gynecologist

I love to fantasize that my female gynecologist gives me a very thorough exam, including my clit, to make sure it’s “funtioning properly” . Mmm … I cum so hard when I think of her rubbing my clit, and asking me questions, like, “is this how you do it at home?”

I once made myself cum while lying there waiting for her to return to the room (she’d left the room so I could change into my paper gown). She was taking a long time, and I was fantasizing about her stimulating my clit during the exam. I took my chances and rubbed my clit in little circles real quick, and came fast because I was so excited. She came in almost immediately after that, and I know I was extra wet for the exam

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Here are some fun links to keep you happy. If would like to send me a link, email me at:brad

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Are you born today? Well so is the Great Chuck Norris, so you are lucky. When I was going to Harvard law school I always dreamed of being like him and quiting but I could not get past my white belt in the Karate Club.

“Violence is my last option.”

More info and Conan/Walker Clips after the JUMP

See his official website

Conan Walker Clips Part 1, Part 2, Part 3 later this week

BIO:

Chuck Norris is an Executive Producer of Walker, Texas Ranger as well as the actor in the title role. Norris is familiar to fans worldwide as the star of action films including The Hitman, Delta Force, and Delta Force II. He also starred in Missing in Action and its sequels, Firewalker and Sidekicks. Norris was born Carlos Ray in Ryan, Oklahoma. The eldest of three children, he helped his mother raise his two younger brothers in Torrance, California, where his family moved when he was 12. Norris joined the Air Force after graduating from high school. During a stint in Korea, he began to study the Asian martial art of Tang Soo Do. After returning home, Norris worked for Northrop Aviation and moonlighted as a karate instructor. Two years later, he was teaching full-time and running a number of martial-arts schools. His students included Steve McQueen, Priscilla Presley, and the Osmonds. In 1968, Norris became the Professional World Middleweight Karate Champion. He held the title undefeated until he retired in 1974. He is a black belt in Tang Soo Do and Tae Kwan Do, both Korean fighting arts, and knows all forms of the martial arts. In 1969, he earned the Triple Crown for the highest number of tournament wins, and was named Fighter of the Year by Black Belt magazine. By the time he was 34, Norris had established 32 karate schools and had been a champion for six years. In 1996, he became the first Westerner to be awarded an eighth-degree black belt in Tae Kwan Do. Norris, who was urged to get into acting by his friend Steve McQueen, skillfully incorporates his martial-arts knowledge into his series and feature film projects, stressing action and technique over violence. He is the author of the books The Secret of Inner Strength and The Secret Power Within – Zen Solutions to Real Problems.. He works for many charities, including the Funds for Kids, Veterans Administration National Salute to Hospitalized Veterans, the United Way Make-a-Wish Foundation, and KickStart, a nonprofit organization he created to help battle drugs and violence in schools. Norris recently completed production on the television movie The Hitman: Bound by Honor for broadcast on CBS. He lives on a ranch when not filming. His birthday is March 10.

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What’s all this peanut butter & jelly talk bout this bitch bein born with a bag of nuts? I swear these ignorant mahfuckin oily faces today be believin anything commin there way…. Have any of yall seen this hoe? What exactly is it thats makin any of you question this females gender?

I mean, Im lookin at tha bitch and I dont see it. I see her move and nope, I dont see it. I hear the bitch SING and nope, no testosterone there! I mean, what more can I really say ? We all seen our fair share of suspect characters. Some of yall homos probably been on some Jesus Martinez tip hittin on one of them beasts after too many cosmos or whatever other tropical mango flavored faggot drink yall be sippin on. But yall already know what its about right…

Broad shoulders, wider jaws, muscular legs, deeper voices or whatever other male type questionable traits a hoe might have might make me give a bitch 5 feet and some change or I might even start straight grillin it, but a chick like Ciara have a kid high steppin on his A game. I aint even mad like that. The shit dont even phase me like that, its just makin a mahfucka wonda what chapter I done skipped. Somebody fill me in on this and let Polyester on the exclusive. I feel like something must have slipped through no homo.

No disrespect, but if tha word woulda been on some Serena Williams type being a hermaphrodite/tranvestite or whatever, I MIGHT have spared some of these bitchez from gettin they brains blown with they nose bones. Real talk though, the Polyester P is callin all out to a pimp slap rally. Dont let these ignoramusus spread entertainment SARS without bein put in check.

Dudes get ya money right, bitchez fix ya weaves tight and kids punk the next bitch who talks Ciara is a transvestite.

Im out.

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