I am not one to regret anything that I have ever done, good or bad. I am do not feel guilty for the things I have said or done. I am psychopathic like that. I do not believe that the church will forgive me for my sins, and I do not use the church as a moral structure to base my life on. If I feel the need to confess, I use the DrunkenStepfather site. Lucky for us, there is a site dedicated to radom confessions of random people. These people do not have a venue to share their stories, so they turn to this site. It provides those of us with no regrets a great source of entertainment.
There are all kinds of weird confessions, after the jump….
Virgins make better lovers…
02/06/2005 at 09:40:31
I’m told by my friends that I am funny and I don’t think that I’m bad looking (i’m “average”) but I’m a 37 year old virgin with no prospects because I’m too damn scared of intimacy and of getting hurt.
Cleavland Steamer…
02/06/2005 at 06:02:51
I went to my girlfriends highschool prom, but like half an hour in she got food poisoning or somthing and had to be taken to hospital. She told me to stay and have fun. I started hitting on everyone, and this one girl gave in to my advances. We went back to the hotel room i’d gotten for me and my girlfriend and had some bizzarre sex, which wasnt great. When she fell asleep, I rolled her onto her back and squat above her. I shat on her chest, took a polaroid and left. My girlfriend never found out, and I’ve kept the polaroid with me for the past two years, in my wallet. I look at it when I’m bored. I hope I never meet the girl and have to explain.
Happily Married….
02/05/2005 at 22:02:19
I have the seven year itch worse than if I were rolling around butt naked in fibreglass insulation. Help! I want to fuck everybody, male or female, except my psychotically posessive wife.
Like father, like son.
02/05/2005 at 21:05:15
I continue to sleep with both my ex-boyfriend and his father. Neither of them know.
Down with bush…
02/05/2005 at 18:12:02
I do not like women who constantly shave their pussy trying to look like little girls
Busting a nut in my pants…
02/05/2005 at 17:48:46
I jerk off in my car while driving home. I do it at night so no one can see, and I do it inside my pants. I don’t expose myself. I nut in my pants and then take a shower as soon as I walk in the door.
I love the smell of ass in the morning…
02/05/2005 at 17:42:41
My ex girlfriend was hot. But when I would finger her it stunk. I don’t mean it smelled like pussy. I mean it smelled like ass.
Fat, it’s what’s for dinner…
02/05/2005 at 17:39:44
I can’t get enough sex. My fiance doesnt put out enough. She needs to get back into shape. And she needs to put out. I am gettting sick of not fucking. Sometimes I try to fuck her while she is sleeping.
Big pussied bitch…
02/05/2005 at 15:52:04
I lied to my ex-boyfriend about him having a big penis, when the truth is, it was only about 4 inches on the hard. I pretended to brag to all my friends about this “giant man” I had in my possession, but I had been seeing someone behind his back, with a least a good 11 inches under his belt.
You can’t rape the willing…
02/05/2005 at 15:16:30
I want to be raped. I’ve always thought about it. To be wanted by someone so badly that they have to forcefully have sex with you. I want someone to hold me down and fuck me.
Jesus won’t let him fuck me…I am not a little boy…
02/05/2005 at 14:18:36
I’m in love and I’m in hate. I met an amazing man a year ago today. First I grew to know him, then I grew to be friends with him, and at last I grew to love him. He’s my best friend and he comes before everything/everyone in my heart. He’s the person I’ve been waiting for, the person I fit perfectly with. There’s just one problem: he’s a catholic priest.
Your sister’s panties smell like flowers…
02/05/2005 at 12:34:12
I once crashed at my mates house, it was like 11pm and he was playing videogames in his room. I went to the bathroom and noticed a pair of his hot sisters panties on my way. I periodically masturbated with them throughout the evening while continuing to play on his ps2. I kept them for a while afterwards… I feel dirty
Incest is for everyone…
02/05/2005 at 07:33:39
I fucked my cousin. It was amazing. We were completely wasted, and never spoke of it again. I’ve never told anyone.
It burns when I pee…
02/05/2005 at 06:05:26
I’m sure not proud of this, but last wednesday night I was out with a friend of mine, that wasn’t my boyfriend. One thing let to another, I got hot and before long he was screwing me. It was good, but after it was over I noticed he hadn’t used a condom.
Emotionally Stable…
02/05/2005 at 02:46:59
Sometimes I fantasize about the few girls that I have ever felt any interest in. It usually involves kidnapping, dungeons and rape.
Watch who you are friends with…
02/05/2005 at 02:06:17
I was best friends with a guy for 5 years. He never knew I was gay. I think of him nearly every night when I masturbate.
Little penis calls for big problems…
02/05/2005 at 01:53:57
I am ashamed of my penis size. Its actually average, almost 6 inches, and I cannot explain this obssession. I am pretty sure it would be over 6” if I lost weight because there is a lot of fat around it. It’s like 5 inches thick, which is not small, I’ve read. I hate women because I’m bitter over my penis though no one has insulted it by any means. There are many women I would like to strangle because of this perception. I think the problem has to do with my penis being extremely short when soft because of the fat and that I am a few inches on the tall side. I masturbate often while thinking about hurting a short sexy blonde I know. My sanity is fading…
Rapist in Training
02/04/2005 at 23:20:11
I’m becoming what I hate the most. I’m so desperate that I’ve fantasized about rape.
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