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2005

06

Feb

I am – Jewish Fact of the day: Kosher pt. 5


Today we learn the right way to Kill animals and birds (Shechitah)
The Jewish fact of the Day:

Jews may only eat animals and birds that have been killed by Shechitah. Shechitah is killing the animals by slitting the throat with a very sharp knife. This has been shown to be painless to the animals, as causing pain to living things is against Jewish law. The theory is that the shape knife cuts the carotid so that the animal loses consciousness before they are able to feel pain. By the time it is possible for the animal to feel pain it is already dead. The animal must then have all the bood drained from them.

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2005

06

Feb

I am – Kelly Rippa Camel Toe

Kelly Rippa is one of those women. I can’t decide whether she is hot or not, but lady knows how to make babies. She also has an insane amount of energy, hosting a daytime talkshow, starring in her own sitcom and even working on a soap opera keeps this little ball of fire busy. When people are constantly busy, they tend to overlook the small details, lucky for us, the small detail here was pulling her pants out of her baby factory and because of that, Rippa’s got camel toe!

That reminds me of the days when I was on Welfare and could watch Regis and Kelly, this was before social services made me join the work program where I spend the day packaging canned goods with a bunch of immigrants who can’t speak english. I make a nice fat 7 dollars an hour, but it’s a trade off for the status the job gives me. Do you know how nice it is to see your work in every grocery store you walk in to? It’s pretty fucking rewarding and a great way to pick up single mothers…these women hate their lives and when they get to meet the man behind the creamed corn, it gets them drippin….

Via TaxiDriver

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2005

06

Feb

I am – Fleshlight Post of the Day

You know your life sucks when you resort to a rubber vagina to get off. That usually means standard masturbation has become dull and you have no pussy lined up, and you probably never will. You know that it’s time to reconsider your life strategy when you purchase one of these bad boys and you know it may be time to end your life when you develop a love affair with it. When you stop wanting to meet girls, When your room smells like fleshlight, it’s probably time to join a support group and I am not talking the fleshlight discussion board…I am talking about something a little more serious….

That being said – here’s our fleshlight post of the day:

For a quite some time I have been using sauve profeesionals Humectant conditioner in my ST butt insert. It works great, and stays slick for the entire experience (somtimes anyway!). The only problem is the smell of it, at first I did’nt mind it but now I cant stand it. I keep the Fl in my room; consequently, my whole room smells like the coditioner and I cant stand it. Does anyone use a conditioner that is pleasent smelling? I definatly need somthing else.

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2005

06

Feb

I am – Lindsay Lohan Bikini Footage

Since we are the home of Lohan, it is only fitting that we put up everything that is Lohan related. I am not sure how we got this title, but the fine people at sites around the internet have coined us as just that. So you are pretty lucky to be a part of this Lohan Explosion and I am going to reward you with a Lohan Video Clip. She’s in a bikini, she’s drinking, and she’s hiding from birds. The last time I had to hide from a group of birds was when I ran into a sexual assault support group meeting and exposed my erect penis. The woman didn’t like that all too much and chased me out of the church. This is the shit fantasies are made of….

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2005

06

Feb

I am – Getty Images of the Day

Getty will probably find our page and send us a cease and desist for using their images as a feature on the site. I say fuck ’em and will continue to do the getty images of the day, until I get arrested. It’s not like it would be a first time, and jail is just like being on vacation only it smells a hell of a lot worse and you have to shit in front of people. I can always use a good excuse to shit in front of people….so here you go – getty images of the day!

DJ AM (Adam Goldstein) is a Dirty Smoker

Nicole Richie, Recently skinny and recently married…. she’s AM’s wife at least that’s the rumor I made up…

N’Sync is dead, too bad he isn’t

Playboy Superbowl Party Girls….

Eddie Graffino – Lookin’ Like Rick Salomon

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2005

05

Feb

I am – Isaac Mizrahi: Jewish Celebrity of the Day


Isaac is the guy responsible for designing Target clothes.
— he started as a teenager, when he made clothes for his own mother to wear. He even remembers her wearing one of his own designs on Rosh Hashanah one year!

Isaac spent his first 8 years of school at a Yeshiva, and when he started high school, he went to a school that specialized in the arts.

You know your child is gay when:
“Isaac was so determined to grow up and be an artist that he was obsessed even as a kid. He says that he used to steal a few dollars from his parents every day, and spend it on fabrics and feathers so he could go home and make puppets and other works of art!”

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2005

04

Feb

I am – Maurice Chevalier Fact of the Day


Coming to America, he became recognized as, in the words of film critic Leonard Maltin, “the epitome of French charm and sophistication.”

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2005

04

Feb

I am – Feeling Like A New Man….

When Researching new ways to deal with my impotence because I am very tired of not being able to perform when golden opportunities come up, like when I drop $50 on a hooker and can’t take advantage of them, making them have sex with my cousin while I watch instead, or in times when I am on the bus and I feel like exposing myself…dude, no one wants to see a limp dick….

Anyway I came across this site for Axcil:

Axcilâ„¢ (GL49) is a scientifically formulated, breakthrough dietary supplement containing a proprietary standardized botanical extract that acts synergistically to promote erectile function and sexual desire in men.

And they have video testimonials, after the jump GO!

Ralph…

With Axcil, it brings it all back…and makes it firm and makes it last longer, and just makes you eager to do it again…and again.â€?
“Usually I take one or two a couple of hours beforehand.�
“It just makes things like it used to be – the desire is better, the action is better, the relationship w/my wife is better.â€?
“We’ve been together 20 years, all of a sudden it’s like a new kid on the block.â€?
“It’s changed the whole atmosphere of house; it’s like it was 15 years ago. It’s funny how you actually start getting along better.â€?
“It’s almost like that fountain of youth has been found finally!â€?
— Ralph G.

Video Testimonial…
Here

Eugene….

“Not only sex life changed, whole life changed.â€? “Every man should try it. As long as I want to have sex, I’ll use Axcil.â€?
“Axcil is a great product…It boosts me, and it boosts me for a long time. I mean, long lasting boosting, more than once, and longer each time.�
“It affects me about one day.�
“I feel stronger, I feel confidence…like confidence that I want girl, and I know what to do with this girl.â€?
“I feel more energy. Life now is brighter, richer, more eventful than it was before.�
“There are changes in my wife too, you know? She feels better if you compare that to few years ago. She’s completely different!â€?
“I don’t feel change if I don’t have an object of my desire.â€?
“It’s comfortable. I take the pill and I can go work…It doesn’t bother me…Axcil is safe on me, I have no side effects.�
— Eugene K.

Video Testimonial….
Here

Byron….

“It’s firmer, it’s fuller, stays up longer, it does the job.â€? “Sexually it’s taken me back 30 years, it works.â€?
“I can take Axcil hour, couple hours before going to bed, and it’s high-performance all night, it works!â€?
“The first time you see this big improvement, it’s kind of like the 4th of July.â€?
“Axcil – it works, I don’t have the problems I used to have.â€?
“I think of more reasons to go to bed early rather than trying to stay up late…Axcil has changed all that.â€?
“I’m always ready to go…I was surprised that I didn’t take that for a week and this thing still kicked in! I’m really happy with Axcil!â€?
“I’ve read about some of the other products which can affect your heart. This here is all natural…I don’t have to worry about side effects.â€?
“You’re looking at a little garter snake and after taking Axcil it’s a python, the puppy’s a big dog – it works!â€?
“Been a big improvement in my life, improved my confidence, I feel better about myself, and I’m ready all the time.â€?
“I’ve recommended this product to some people. Something this good, you want to share it with other people…It’s just going to improve other people’s lives.â€?
— Byron H.

Video Testimonial….
Here

Norman….

“I may have intercourse the same night I took it, or I may have it the next day. It becomes part of my system!â€? “It’s not just a positive effect on my sex life, it’s a positive effect on my manhood.â€?
“My name is Norman and I’m 68. It wasn’t easy for me to talk about this. It’s not the part of my nature to be talking about intimate items. But I’m willing to talk about it here because this product is vital and good for men to have in their life if they need an enhancement for the sexual ability.â€?
“I was looking for something to enhance my sex life and I found it.�
“Skepticism went away because the pill worked! The improvement is not just one item. When I get an erection I have a more constant state in my erection, it doesn’t come and go. It comes and stays. I can go on for much longer…I can enjoy it better.â€? “It’s like the volcano, it’s still alive: the heat is there, the excitement is there, the pleasure is there. That’s all part of the enhancement of the pill.â€?
“I’m not bragging when I say that there have been times that we had sex 3 times in 24 hours or 3 times in a row.â€?
“Sometimes I think you take something and you feel it may be working right now but it may not be working in the future. But this has been a consistent pill…I felt the results.�
“I find that it enhances my own personal sex life, and it enhances my partner’s enjoyment of sex.”
— Norman M.

Video Testimonial
Here

Rick….

“So I was taking a medication, it affected my desire in a bad way… When I started taking Axcil, it improved dramatically.�
“The first time I took the real product, I noticed a dramatic shift… My ability to feel more turned-on and to have more desire has improved.�
“Since taking Axcil, I feel like my level of intimacy with my wife and our level of sexual activity has improved dramatically… I feel that my relationship with my wife has improved significantly.�
“I’d say Axcil is really a product of 21st century. It’s an all natural product, it doesn’t have any side effect that I know about, and it’s a product that allows you to feel more of a sense of excitement, a deeper sense of desire, and more intimacy with your loved one…I cannot image a product I wouldn’t recommend that has all these qualities.â€?
— Roy T.

Video Testimonial
Here

Roy…

“So I was taking a medication, it affected my desire in a bad way… When I started taking Axcil, it improved dramatically.�
“The first time I took the real product, I noticed a dramatic shift… My ability to feel more turned-on and to have more desire has improved.�
“Since taking Axcil, I feel like my level of intimacy with my wife and our level of sexual activity has improved dramatically… I feel that my relationship with my wife has improved significantly.�
“I’d say Axcil is really a product of 21st century. It’s an all natural product, it doesn’t have any side effect that I know about, and it’s a product that allows you to feel more of a sense of excitement, a deeper sense of desire, and more intimacy with your loved one…I cannot image a product I wouldn’t recommend that has all these qualities.â€?
— Roy T.

Video Testimonial
Here

Jose….

“I feel young again.�
“I look forward to going to bed.�
“There were days that I worked 12 to 16 hours a day and had a lot of energy to go a few more times. It gets your sex life going again and she will love you for it.�
— Jose C

Jose Is Poor, He can’t afford a video

For more testimonial visit the Official Site:
Here

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2005

04

Feb

I am – Lohan NEWS ALERT

Boy has our favorite girl been all over the news. Nothing really new in all these news reports about the accident and her dad wanting all the money. But we wouldn’t be the home of Lohan if we didn’t give you the links.

NBC Station WTOV: Lindsay Lohan’s Dad Wants Cut Of Her Money
ABC 7: Lohan’s Father Wants Half of Wife’s Cut of Daughter’s Millions
TheDay: “Michael Lohan also said he wants Dina Lohan and other members of her family to undergo drug and alcohol testing”

Car Crash News:
E!Online: Lindsay Drives Duo to Court
CBS47: Lindsay Lohan Sued Over Car Accident

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2005

04

Feb

I am – Suzy Bauer – Threesome Coach

This woman knows exactly what it takes to talk any woman into a threesome. She is an experienced bi-sexual.

The only threesome I had was when I was in prison, but I classify that as a gangbang…and probably not the kind of threesome you want to hear about.

Simply picture yourself experiencing a threesome… Imagine a 4 hand massage, a 2 mouth blow job, 3 way kisses, warm tongues slowly licking your body, lots of kinky moans, moist orifices and hours of steamy sex!

Imagine yourself on one side of the bed watching your wife or girlfriend with another beautiful naked woman exploring each other’s soft skin with the tenderness of their soft hands…

Picture her friend gently going down on her and tasting the sweetness of her nectar while you stroke the biggest hard-on you’ve ever had listening to them moan and squirm in pleasure…

Suddenly they invite you to join them… and the 3 of you spend the rest of the night tangled into every position imaginable!

Mmm…Sounds exciting doesn’t it?

Listen to her introduction audio file, it’s funny.
HERE

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