2005
07
Jan
These guys copied friendster down to the homepage images called it choosenet.com and madeit for Jews. I love it!
ChosenNet is an online Jewish community where members meet new people through networks of friends. Whether you want to meet someone new yourself or just want to help your friends who do, ChosenNet is fast, easy, and fun. Basic membership is free!
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2005
07
Jan
This site advocates teens give up sex to avoid risking unwanted pregnancy instead — ANAL SEX! “perfect venue for modern teen lust”. They think oral sex is ok too.
Some of their Testimonials
REBECCA K., Great Falls, MT
I know what you’re thinking: “Anal sex?! Gross! No way!” But it’s so cool! My boyfriends get totally turned on by watching me lube up, and I don’t worry anymore about getting pregnant. And anal is definitely the fast track to the “in” crowd: Ever since I started taking it anal, I’ve been way popular at school!
KAREN C., Ypsilanti, N.D.
I want a lot out of life, but I know that I can’t afford to raise a kid right now, and I’m way too young to get married. That’s why I stopped risking my future by having sex with boys and hooked up with my best galpal, Claire. We may be straight, but we’d rather eat pussy than get preganant!
JEREMY T., Holyoke, MA
I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I’d bend over for her strap-on, she’d bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal.
Creative Date Ideas
BOBBY L., Detroit, MI
Yo, I know how to treat my girl right. I always show her the same respect I want to get back from her. I never ask her to swallow my spunk until I go down on her first. It’s just common courtesy.
MARIA F., Zebulon, GA
When I started dating, boys always expected me to have intercourse with them. I knew I couldn’t resist the peer pressure alone, so now I double-date with my pal Shelly. Now when boys pressure us for sex, we say “no” together – then satisfy them by putting on a hot girl-girl show in the back seat
DANIELLE V., Buffalo, N.Y.
My boyfriend always asks to have sex. “Come on, baby,” he begs me, all the time. I feel really bad about making him wait, but I know that if I have sex with him too soon, he won’t respect me. But I also know that if he ain’t satisfied with me, he’ll date some other girl. So once a month I show him how much I really love him by coughing up the $500 to get him a really top-quality call girl to fuck him silly.
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2005
07
Jan
Today’s Jewish fact of the day is brought you by Sinai Kosher Hot Dogs.
Enjoy!
Jewish law not only permits, but in some circumstances requires abortion. Where the mother’s life is in jeopardy because of the unborn child, abortion is mandatory.
An unborn child has the status of “potential human life” until the majority of the body has emerged from the mother. Potential human life is valuable, and may not be terminated casually, but it does not have as much value as a life in existence. The Talmud makes no bones about this: it says quite bluntly that if the fetus threatens the life of the mother, you cut it up within her body and remove it limb by limb if necessary, because its life is not as valuable as hers. But once the greater part of the body has emerged, you cannot take its life to save the mother’s, because you cannot choose between one human life and another.
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2005
06
Jan
In keeping with this new year’s wealth of celebrity beach pics, I, Magnifico, present the lovely Anna Kournikova looking for buried treasure in her bikini bottoms. These pictures have been enhanced from the darker originals, just for your viewing pleasure.
Yes, you can see Anna kournikova’s Bush.
Update: Due to the popularity of this post, our hosting has had an aneurysm. We hope to get the gallery back up soon.
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2005
06
Jan
In keeping with this new year’s wealth of celebrity beach pics, I, Magnifico, present the lovely Anna Kournikova looking for buried treasure in her bikini bottoms. These pictures have been enhanced from the darker originals, just for your viewing pleasure.
Yes, you can see Anna kournikova’s Bush.
Update: Due to the popularity of this post, our hosting has had an aneurysm. We hope to get the gallery back up soon.
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2005
06
Jan
I am not even going to say anything about this one…
I think Pink is fucking disgusting.
Click the link of Pink Tanning in a thong – Picture from Da Back
Previously:
If a Picture of Pink without a bra is what you want click this link
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2005
06
Jan
I’ve always wanted to visit this part of the world.
Many people are drawn to Amsterdam for the loose marijuana laws,
some people get excited about the Heineken Brewery, others enjoy
the unique architecture. I think Jesus enjoys the red light disrict, where he can get handjobs at an everyday low price, like at walmart.
Personally, I would go for the penis fountain. There is a huge copper penis fountain in the red light district that doesn’t get the attention it deserves. Hidden amidst trees and sideroads, the penis statue looks to stand quite tall and makes me feel a little inadequate. Nevertheless, it’s an awesome attraction. Another big draw for me would be the street urinals. Why piss on someones front door when you can piss among walking crowds. I wonder if the street urinals are a tourist joke thing where locals sit a laugh at people using it. There is probably a website somewhere that feature videos of people peeing in street urinals. If anyone knows of the site,let us know.
See for yourself
Penis Fountain Here
and
Street Urinal Here
Pictures are courtesy of a pot smoking gay games tourist from BC
To see the gay man’s entire open directory click here
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2005
06
Jan
Vice magazine was local Montreal trash that made the move to NYC. I live in Montreal and I find this piece of shit magazine a huge waste of time, but it is a great resource for any hipster in training, looking for the next thing that is cool, hardcore or trendy. I stopped reading this shit when they made the move to full glossy because they got some idiot China Man to invest in their partying, drug addictions (which i fully support) and content, which is all written by the founder under fake names.
They are closing their Flagship Store in New York, they have already closed up shop in Montreal, and they never had a store in London, even though they claimed that they did. This people are masters of manipulation, and live under the philosophy that if you tell people you are cool, they will follow. I hate seeing weak minded followers fall into the trap, it’s not your fault you are useless Vice Reader.
I am totally happy with Terry Richardson though, I think that guy has great looking dirty pictures, and he has done work for Vice.
I just hope the Vice slowly crumbles, because 35 year olds just shouldn’t be the dictators of cool to fat chicks in the midwest and cokeheads of NYC.
Goodbye Vice, let’s hope your magazine is the next thing to crash and burn.
Oh and the source to this is Defamer.com, and I like them will all my body parts.
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2005
06
Jan
I am not jewish, but i am a member on every dating site on the internet, because I don’t discriminate. I decided I should post my JDate Match of the day. If this is you or your sister/cousin/friend, be happy, I just made you/her famous. Bitch. She hasn’t been in a relationship since highschool, this girls needs some hot cock lovin’ – hook her up…yo.
Full profile after the jump.
About her (she’s gonna be a $Doctor$)
I like to think of myself as free-spirited and fun. I enjoy being with people who can laugh as much as I do at the little things. I love the outdoors and any type of animal. I am very close with my family and they are some of the most important people in my life. I love to ski, swim, camp and cuddle. Right now I am in my second year of medical school and finally feel like I’m learning. I keep myself going all the time by reminding myself why I am doing this: to gain the skills to help anyone, anywhere, anytime. I try to define my life by what good I can do for others and for the world. No teasing here so look for my name where people laugh online in canada.
Ideal Relationship
Oh god. I don’t think I really want to answer this because I haven’t found that yet. I think a relationship is what you both make of it. Of course it would involve two happy people, both of whom has spent enough time single to be fully happy with themselves as individuals and thus have self-confidence. We would both do little spontaneous things for each other such as show up on the doorstep unexpected, just to show we care. I wouldn’t try to fix him, and he wouldn’t try to fix me. We would each listen to the other’s problems without prejudice or impatience. Romance is important, and affection is a must
Perfect First Date
To tell the truth, I haven’t been on all that many! The best one however was outdoors .so my date would go as follows: We’d meet for lunch at a little cafe, on the patio, in the sunshine. Over a nice meal and some wine we start to get comfortable talking to each other and break the ice. Later we go for an ice cream before hitting some place like the Old Port of Montreal, or a lakeshore, or a mountaintop. We relax in the grass and really get to know each other, watch the sunset, and depending how much we’re enjoying it we stay longer or take a nice drive home. Kissing is welcome, but in any case we hug goodnight and look forward to the next time together.
Learned from Past Relationships:
First of all: I haven’t been in a relationship since high school, so honestly I don’t know what I’m talking about. But here’s what I learned when I was 17: I don’t always have to be right, and neither does he. We both have problems that need discussing but neither of us is necessarily looking for a solution. Debating a topic shouldn’t lead to arguments or a large-scale fight. Love is something that can be lost easily and should be cherished. Never ever lose touch with friends because you are lost in your relationship and blind to the world. Possessiveness is a negative thing.
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2005
06
Jan
If ever you wonder what to call your
girlfriend/hooker/sister/friend/stranger’s love muffin, here is the
most comprehensive vagina list on the internet.
List after the jump
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pie, bearded ax wound, tuna taco, fur burger, cooch, cooter, punani,
snatch, twat, lovebox, box, poontang, cookie, fuckhole, love canal,
flower, nana, pink taco, cat, catcher’s mitt, muff, roast beef
curtains, the cum dump, chocha, black hole, sperm sucker, fish
sandwich, cock warmer, whisker biscuit, carpet, love hole, deep
socket, cum craver, cock squeezer, slice of heaven, flesh cavern, the
great divide, cherry, tongue depressor, clit slit, hatchet wound,
honey pot, quim, meat massager, chacha, stinkhole, black hole of
calcutta, cock socket, pink taco, bottomless pit, dead clam, cum
crack, twat, rattlesnake canyon, bush, cunny, flaps, fuzz box, fuzzy
wuzzy, gash, glory hole, grumble, man in the boat, mud flaps, mound,
peach, pink, piss flaps, the fish flap, love rug, vadge, the furry
cup, stench-trench, wizard’s sleeve, DNA dumpster, tuna town, split
dick, bikini bizkit, cock holster, cockpit, snooch, kitty kat, poody
tat, grassy knoll, cold cut combo, Jewel box, rosebud, curly curtains,
furry furnace, slop hole, velcro love triangle, nether lips, where
Uncle’s doodle goes, altar of love, cupid’s cupboard, bird’s nest,
bucket, cock-chafer, love glove, serpent socket, spunk-pot, hairy
doughnut, fun hatch, spasm chasm, red lane, stinky speedway, bacon
hole, belly entrance, nookie, sugar basin, sweet briar, breakfast of
champions, wookie, fish mitten, fuck pocket, hump hole, pink circle,
silk igloo, scrambled eggs between the legs, black oak, Republic of
Labia, juice box, Golden Palace, fetus flaps, skins, sausage wallet.
Holiest of Holies, sugar hole, The Death of Adam, home plate, Deer
Hoof, Golden Arches, Cats Paw, Mule Nose, Yo Yo Smuggler, Mumbler
(Aussie), Dinner Roll, Crotch Waffle, Piss Fenders, crack, Melvin,
Dove Breast, Brakepads, Vedgie, Slurpy, Vacuum Vulva, Pastrami Flaps,
Hot Tamaki Walk, Buffalo Gums, Rooster Jaws, Wagon Ruts, Beaver Teeth,
Mumble Pants (Sweden), Ninja Boot, Marcia (Aussie), Skin Canoe, Fatty,
Mossy Jaw, The Big W, Chia Hole, Lip Jeans, Beetle Hood, Hungry Minge,
Sausage Wallet, Front Bottom, Welly Top, Frum, Pancake Fold, Tongue
Roll, Bologna Flap-Over, Furrogi (Poland), Fortune Nookie (China),
Bearded Taco, Calamari Cockring, Displabia, Slot Pocket, Bluntfrunt,
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tongue, Conch shell, Crack of heaven, Dog’s mouth, Door of life, Fly
catcher, Fruit cup, Jelly roll, Lobster pot, bunny tuft, KNISH, her
asshole neighbor, lotus, nappy dugout, moneymaker, womens weapon,
tackle box, bone hider, red sea, pizzo, JIZZ RECEPTICLE, The Helmut
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fur, fish canyon, toolshed, snake charmer, Furby, Enchilada of love,
Ham sandwich, Camarillo brillo, Brazilian caterpillar, dick rack, boy
in the canoe, flesh tuxedo, Mound of Venus, queef quarters, Venus
butterfly, cooter, cream canal, poontang pie, wet mark, private area,
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cookie, penalty box, ground zero, meat crease, bait, birth canal, holy
grail, pole hole, pork pie, fuzz bucket, one-eyed python trail, bubble
gum by the bum, stink rink, theme park, saloon doors, pink truffle,
bitter & twisted, burger bar, meat counter, temperamental ringpiece,
python syphon, big bud, the Wombsday Book, the condo downstate, snake
lake, the indoor barbecue, pound cake, beef tomato, tickled pink,
launch pad, horn of plenty, the indoor picnic, hamper of goodies,
flapped bap, bonefish, close encounter with the turd kind, sperm bank,
man’s charity bash, bush tucker, midnight dip, the one-door vulva, the
welcome opponent, the Twatlantic Ocean, temporary lodgings, field of
dreams, bean, cooze, old catchers mitt, devil’s hole, lucy, pish
buffet, pooswaa, poonaner, davey jones locker, pink panther, tinker
bell, south mouth, dick eater, wonder bread, wolly bolly, foxhole, hot
pocket, head catcher, Lawrence of A Labia, silk funnel, dick driver,
purple people penis eater, meat curtains, ponchita, cherry pop tart,
fat rabbit, scunt, pee jaws, mingus, The Notorious V.A.G., stench
trench, poon jab, nappy dugout, babyoven, penis parking, cooter
muffin, the promised land, cock pocket, cha cha, the shrine, bitch
ditch, fury pink mink, mammal hole, ever-lasting cum stopper, the
toothless blow job, happy flappy, wilt chamberlian’s daily glove, the
code defierthe salt water taffy factory, mommy’s pie, the easy bake
oven, the deflower patch, the virginator, the schlong sucker, the dea
bone patch, the vegitarian’s temptation, the vegan store, the blow
hole, the pump protector, bag pipe, Spitball Bullseye, meat wagon,
pickle stinker, jezebel’s smell, yoni, willys haven, scrumpter, peach,
sweat box, yeast pocket, penis warmer, tampon tunnel, penis pothole,
cucumber canal, egg drop Box, sperm shack, dick dungeon, cock curator,
b.o.b.’s bungalow, mommy parts, tuna pot pie, nice slice, peter vise,
cock sock, rack of clam, peters grove, penis purse, grandest canyon,
fish dish, banana box, tuna spread, pink portal, count fapula, red
river gorge, happy valley, revolving in/out door, baby zipper,
richards house, stop-n-pop, bone polisher, packin shack, weiner wrap,
clap trap, camel toe, dildo hotel, axe gash, pearl hotel, sea food six
pack, clam canal, coose canal, dick deposit, wand waxer, vidgie, erie
canal, candy kiss, gauntlet, round mound of beehound,lick n’ stick,
lap flounder, tomahawk chop, chin-chin, pachinko, cuntry pie, lip tip,
the big casino, one eyed worm hole, amazon forest, cock cave, fuck
donut, coochie pop, babby, wet seal, pissy froth hole, bald biscuit,
the unmentionable, mans ruin, peeshie, hairy potter, courtney
cocksleve, panty hamster,deep pink, jaws of life, gizmo, faith, cock
magnet, slippery slide, Meat tunnel, pink heaven, squid, dick basket,
hot spot, poochika, pudding, bowl, love cave, squeeze-box, quim, honey
pot, the bone collector, goodie basket, depository, pink turtleneck,
bread-box, little debbie, pole hole, pandora’s box,snail tracker,
cuntzilla, homebase, pud pocket, bear trap, indian bones and the
temple of poon, chanch, big montana, noochie, choot, golden valley,
nappy roots, dick mitten, mystical fold
Source: SublimeDirectory.com
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