2004
30
Dec
Lookin’ Hot you Sexy Beast. That’s what I say to women with more muscle mass than any trucker I have had the pleasure of meeting in my time.
Her name is Kelly Ryan, she has a “Chyna Clit” and she is our google image search of the day (yes i cheated)
Kelly Ryan getting taped up by her husband “Tiny”
Kelly Ryan “You Better Watch Yo’Self”
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2004
30
Dec
You go to the male strippers
You get drunk
You get pulled up on stage
and you suck cock for a room filled with drunken women.
Your parents would be proud.
HERE (YourDirtyMind.com)
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2004
30
Dec
I was surfing the internet for some classic lingerie. The kind of stuff my gandmother used to wear around the house and to social events. I have memories of being around many women all dressed in girdles, getting their hair done and talking about their husband’s little penis and their gardeners hard body.
Ok
That whole story was a lie. I am poor and from Mexico…
Mexicans don’t have gardeners, we are gardeners….
Check out the ebay auction here model included
Check out the site here – and go back tomorrow because they are launching their new girl of the month feature. Buy some product, it still smells like pussy of the 30’s, you sick fuck.
Happy New Year.
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2004
30
Dec
Choose a country, I don’t think it makes a difference and tickle this girl.
It has to be one of the greatest viral campaigns
Axe is very sexy.
I tickled the clit in Israel…..
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2004
30
Dec
The newest expression to hit my household is “porno”. This is comparable to the word “hot”. Paris made the expression “that’s hot” a household thing. That is the power of celebrity.
I am on a quest to make the expression “that’s porno” or “that’s fuckin’ porno” the expression of 2005.
It will pick up, and you will be saying it soon, remember that the Drunken Stepfather is the source.
In the meantime here are some Porno galleries to give you a boner and to help keep this expression alive with the power of visuals…
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2004
30
Dec
The newest expression to hit my household is “porno”. This is comparable to the word “hot”. Paris made the expression “that’s hot” a household thing. That is the power of celebrity.
I am on a quest to make the expression “that’s porno” or “that’s fuckin’ porno” the expression of 2005.
It will pick up, and you will be saying it soon, remember that the Drunken Stepfather is the source.
In the meantime here are some Porno galleries to give you a boner and to help keep this expression alive with the power of visuals…
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2004
30
Dec
Now if you are a fan of the site, and if you have been reading us for a while, you will remember that I am a mexican, sent to texas, ended up in Quebec, married to a French Canadian, with 2 slutty daughters, who always cock tease me…. I deal with it – with the help of alcohol.
I still have memories of mexico as a boy, and texas as a teenager. So in honour of my random roots, I want to introduce you to a new feature called – the Texan of the Day.
His Name is Pat Davis, and he likes his fish!
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2004
30
Dec
This is a random site that I came across that has all kinds of butt looking related content. I think the most relevant one for you is the celebrity butt cleavage gallery. I remember when butt cleavage was the big thing a couple of years ago, I never fully understood this. Being an obese man, I always have trouble making sure my butt Is covered, everytime I bend over to pick something up, or reach for something, the world around me are forced to witness my butt cleavage. I have never heard any compliments, and I sure as hell never had an online gallery devoted to my butt.
To date, the only people who love my butt are my stepdaughters, they always ask if they can spank me. I have no problem dropping my pants for them, but their mother can never find out.
Enjoy the celebrity butt cleavage page
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2004
30
Dec
I know she only has one foot that is functional.
I know she has a hoof.
I know she has naked pics out there, and I have seen them.
I still think posting a picture of her BEAV in sheer panties is worth something.
I know I am too poor to join her site.
I know I am too lazy to find her pictures.
I know sheer panties are sexy
I know her poon’s got some give.
So I decided to post the gallery where you can see her love bun
Through a pair of sheer panties.
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2004
30
Dec
I know she only has one foot that is functional.
I know she has a hoof.
I know she has naked pics out there, and I have seen them.
I still think posting a picture of her BEAV in sheer panties is worth something.
I know I am too poor to join her site.
I know I am too lazy to find her pictures.
I know sheer panties are sexy
I know her poon’s got some give.
So I decided to post the gallery where you can see her love bun
Through a pair of sheer panties.
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