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Sasha Pieterse Wet T-Shirt For Water of the Day
Sasha Pieterse Wet T-Shirt For Water of the Day
Mystery Mom is the OnlyFans Milf of the Day
Mystery Mom is the OnlyFans Milf of the Day
Faith Schroder is Naked of the Day
Faith Schroder is Naked of the Day
Julianne Hough Dancing Like a Retard While Snapping her Crotch of the Day
Julianne Hough Dancing Like a Retard While Snapping her Crotch of the Day
Rachel Bush is Possibly Nude in these Pictures of the Day
Rachel Bush is Possibly Nude in these Pictures of the Day

2022

04

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am sure I have funny, obscure, weird, awkward, uncomfortable thoughts and ideas that I could share with all of you….but I feel like I’ve done enough of that over the last 18 years of this pathetic website…that in an era where people don’t read should be re-worked into interpretive dance…

People seem to fucking LOVE awkward dancing, uncomfotable dancing, and as a drunk idiot who spent a lot of times in bars, I have all the go-to moves that would humiliate a normal person, that don’t phase a person with no shame…

The point is….DrunkenStepfather.com may become a TikTok channel with my dances from the basement….

I can assure you it will be more lucrative….because that’s how pathetic society is.

I am not saying I should be rewarded for shitting words onto a screen daily for almost 2 decades…it just takes more time to execute with little to no upside…than being a fool screaming “LOOK AT ME DO BARELY FUNNY SHIT DRESSED LIKE AN IDIOT ON A CHINA SPY APP”…

Social media and it’s creation of retards has squeezed me out of this blogging game….

I will say, I did hold on PRETTY FUCKING LONG…I’m one of the last standing because I don’t believe in BURNING OUT…I’m more into the FADE AWAY…

Here are some LINKS…

Dua Lipa is Hot in NYC
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Romanian Tennis Player Susanna Giovanardi Starts March Off On the Right Foot in a Bikini
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Malu Trevejo in a Bikini on a Boat
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A Video of a Model Spreading her Asshole Underwater
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Massive Wave
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How the Brain READS…
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Dog Goes from Sleep to Attack
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What is this Needle Fleted Waffle Iron
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Guy Nails Every Accent
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Close Enough Doesn’t Always Work
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Hot Cam Girls to Jack Off To
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2022

03

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Watching the brainwashing of the people over the last 18 years should have been more inspiring for me to do some brainwashing of my own…because if I had…we’d be at the Temple of DrunkenStepfather…..the sex cult that dreams are made of….a palatial all inclusive resort collecton and lifestyle brand built on degeneracy…but instead we’re jacking off to JPGs together like it was 1999 internet on a dial-up connection….and I guess that’s okay too….when you factor out the fact that I’m helping you jerk of….which is pretty gay…not the kind of MENTOR I aspired to be in my brainwashing sex cult…but whatver, we can’t all be winners..who do things….and accomplish stuff…there are a lot of us who NEED to be useless idiots to keep things movin’.

Here are some steplINKS….

Avril Lavigne Getting Tipsy
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IG Model Emily Wallace is a Blue Jean Hot Top!
CLICK HERE

Bella Hadid’s Fashion Boob!
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Nina Agdal’s Hot Bod!
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Miley Cyrus Hot Skimpy Bikini
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Zoe Kravitz and Robert Pattinson do the Co-Star Test
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20 Sexist Vintage Ads
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Random Memes!
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Adult Star and Euphoria Star Chloe Cherry Shares her Beauty Routine
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Paige VanZant Resumes Her Regularly Scheduled Thirst Trapping Programming
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DWTS’s Maksim Chmerkovskiy Makes it to USA from Ukraine
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Man Smears Feces on a Woman
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Stunt Performers Training
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Go Pro Diving Insanity
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Work Smarter not Harder
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Parents of the Alleged Victim of Texas A&M WR Demond Demas Attacked Him at an On-Campus Hearing
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Reporter Shook by Explosions Going Off Behind Him
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Shovel Fail
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Not the Brightest
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Cardinals Head Coach Kliff Kingsbury Answers Questions About Kyler Murray’s Contract Demands
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Khloe Kardashian in a Slick Outfit!
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10 Low Flying Airplanes
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Pizza Eating Groundhog
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Guy with NO BONES
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IG Model Grace Charis Continues to Pump Out Smoking Hot Golf Content
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Doja Cat Preforms At The Billboard Women Music Awards!
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How the Brain Processes Reading
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Back when he was an Actor, Ukrainian President Played Piano with his Dick!
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Bills Reportedly Interested in Signing Gronk
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Zoë Kravitz is Channeling Her Inner Kitty Cat For Her Role as Catwoman!
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Paulina Gretzky Drops a Highlight Reel From Her Bachelorette Party Captioned “No Regretzkys”
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Demi Rose Rode a Horse Without Any Pants!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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From the Forum

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Irina Shayk’s Hot Body in a Tight Oufit
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Some Lady Named Tate McRae in a Weird Outfit
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Priyanka Chopra in Tight Pants
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Sabrina Carpenter Rocking the Mic like a Cock
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Loren Gray in a Tight Dress
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Laura Marano’s Got Cleavage
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Natalie Imbruglia – Not Lying Naked on the Floor
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Kourtney Kardashian OLD MONSTER
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Kaia Gerber Hipless in Seattle
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Hailey Baldwin in a Bikini Top for Fitness Class…and ATTENTION…these Narcissists man…
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Maya Hawke at a Fashion Show
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Sara Sampaio’s Bra Top
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Charli XCX Legs
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Emma Brooks Showing Midriff
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Ambrosio Big Cleavage for Yoga
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Laura Whitmore at an Event
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Olivia Rodrigo Cleavage
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Ava Michelle Cleavage
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Madelaine Petsch at a Fashion Show – Big Cleavage
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Shay Mitchell’s Pregnancy Tit
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Joey King Heating to the Gym
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From stepSMUT!!


(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
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Cum Haters
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Butt Plug at Work
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Crazy Tech Shit
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Hot Reddit Amateur Slut
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Over the Shoulder Weirdness
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Wand Wetness
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21 People Having a Shitty Day
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What Happens in Hotel Rooms Can Be Awesome
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Squirting on Chairs
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Normani in a String Bikini….
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Squirting Outside
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Something Feels Off at this Porn Set
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Sex Selfies!
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Freaky Dildo Time
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Stupid Human Shit
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Popping a Squat
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Two Ladies on Dildos in the Bath
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Some Half Naked Lady Posing with a Chinese Dragon
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Ass to Ass the Jennifer Connelly
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Hot Amateur
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Girl Spends Day Fucking
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Two Fatties in a Threesome Count as One
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You Me and My Fuckdoll Makes 3
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Two Girls on That Dick..
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Girls Who Fuck Each Other
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Bombshell Amateur…
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Weird Long Dildo in her Ass
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Two Girls Suckin on a Dick
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Just a Butt Plug Removal
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2022

03

Mar

Rihanna in Maternity Lingerie of the Day

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Well, by the looks of it, they’ve created lingerie for pregnant bitches, because pregnant bitches have pussy too…at least for the next few months…assuming it is their first pregnancy. …

No longer a READY TO DROP porn fetish that you’d have to buy drunk and a magazine stand, hoping no one you know is near by to see that you’re so fucking lonely, the idea of jerking off to pregnant ladies gives you that piece of life we are supposed to experience, creating a family and jerking off to our pregnant wife’s asshole, thanks to her pussy being out of commission…there’s a BABY in it sicko…

I always thought the fucking of a pregnant bitch was an interesting concept, not for the WORST THREESOME EVER…or a “I FEEL YOUR BABY KICKING MY DICK HEAD”….BUT BECAUSE it meant you can cum in the bitch with no consequence….

I know with inclusivity and all that woke shit, you can’t DISCRIMINATE against a pregnant bitch, at least not when it comes to her sexuality, or being sex positive…you can’t say “shouldn’t you be at home eating well as you grow the baby”….you don’t ALWAYS need to be a sex object, even if the whole being pregnant means you’re a sex object…YOU ARE THE DEFINITION OF WHAT SEX DOES THEREFORE YOU ARE A SEX OBJECT….

I don’t know why it’s wrong to think pregnancy is gross, not sexual, the opposite of sexual even when created by sex.

I am not convinced RIHANNA is even pregnant, she was sort of no where to be seen before being pregnant, now all of a sudden she’s everywhere with her belly out…it’s like she’s trying hard, trying to trick us into believing she’s pregnant, or maybe it hormonally kicked her into pushing this on us….because she’s just so happy the CUM stuck to the UTERUS…

I just don’t trust things that are pushed on me aggressively, especially when it is wearing lingerie…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER IN MATERNITY LINGERIE CLICK HERE

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2022

03

Mar

Charlotte Lawrence Tits of the Day

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I don’t know if you know rich kids, but if you do, then you’ll. know they are pretty fucking lame, trying to fit in with the normal folk, or doing things that they think they are supposed to do based on what they see on TV….like going to a rock show dressed like a rocker and a hip hop show dressed hip hop…their identity is a confused one because they have all the money they need and never had to build any real character besides being a bratty entitled whiner…

Charlotte Lawrence is an LA rich kid, has a famous mom from the DREW CAREY show, a famous dad from producing a bunch of shows, including the recent HIT that I’ll never watch because like January Jones, I can’t stand Sudeikis’ face or comedy…TED LASSO…

With the family money and status, the daughter gets to pretend she’s a model, gets to be an INFLUNECER better than someone without a budget where when she attends obnoxious fashion shows as normals are struggling to make ends meet…WE CAN NOT ALL BE BORN TO THE MASTERMIND BEHIND TED LASSO….she posts BRAGGY bratty shit like this…

“Look at me, I’m at a fashion show”…

“Look at my feet in side of shoes for the perverts becasue people love FEET struggles if they are perverted enough, especially when my shoes are worth more than 6 months of your full time employment pays you”…

“Look at my cleavage” it makes me look more interesting when I’m run through a filter….

“look how crackhead hipster I look in my weird titty stripper outfit, like I’m on pharmaceuticals like a stripper, only rich”….

I don’t fucking care about the struggles of a rich person, if I was a rich kid, I would have been a fucking TYRANT….all these RICH kids waste being rich kids…because they don’t realize how to actually do it right….almost a tragedy, but at last they know how to cleavage.


For more of her NEPOTISM Cleavage at the NY Fashion Show…. CLICK HERE

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2022

03

Mar

Britney Spears Weird Tight Yellow Dress of the Day

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The whole Britney Spears storyline, from her conservatorship no one cared about, to a conservatorship that people phsyically protested like they were her heroes baby, you know her KEVIN COSTNER to her Whitney Houston in the Bodyguard…and the whole things seemed like a weird manipulative tactic to either distract people or who the fuck knows…

They don’t have new celebs that people are emotionally vested in to distract this group of self involved assholes, so go to the default celebs they own in their catalog to revisit them as pop culture icons that people can emotionally campaign behind…

I don’t believe she’s even the original Britney Spears, older sure, but she looks like a totally different person..

I do know that all her social media content is fucking erratic, makes me think she should still be under conservatorship, and she probably is…considering her handler is a hired actor…they call her FIANCE…who is an actual actor…

She decided to post her YELLOW dress…tight dress and it seems manic, weird, maybe a little medicated….which I guess makes a broken down starlet more appealing….

This is her caption – weird.

BTW I have a lot of shoes ? … these are my favorite … so stop telling me to buy new shoes ???????????? !!!! Posing for pics like YELLOW ? …. HELLO ?? !!!!!

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2022

03

Mar

Madison Beer Cleavage of the Day

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Madison Beer posted this titty pic back in January…

She hasn’t posted titty pics since January….

Does that mean she’s officially made it, no longer needing to post her cleavage to get the fans excited? She was in the paparazzi daily before dropping her first album about 8 years after being signed….

Or does that mean she doesn’t care about giving you the only clickbait your heart desires…TITTY….

I guess we’d know more if we actually gave a shit about any of these pop culture losers….

Some of us realize there’s hotter tits, less spoiled and obnoxious tits, more naked tits…in EVERY corner of the internet and some manufactured pop star with shit music, because all new music is pretty shit, is not a necessary component to those tits…we’re actually happier when the tits aren’t rich, signed, managed twats…

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2022

03

Mar

McKayla Maroney Tits of the Day

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McKayla Maroney, your gymnastic Olympic GOLD MEDAL WINNING dream after what was probably years of sexual abuse by the pervert elite who run the Olympic Teams, which should have never happened, mainly because any grown man with a passion for teen gymnastics should have his google history checked a few times before singing him on for some lucrative contract that ended up getting him life in prison…

She’s not longer a gymnast, but we’ll assume she’s got more skills that the average non-gymnast when she fucks, if she fucks, you never know, victims of assault are weird…either man hating lesbians are full fledged drunken sluts who validate themselves through their sex….either way…she’s got the moves if she needs to bust them out…

Apparently, she’s also got the outfits, because this selfie includes what must be some sort of fetish gear, not sure what the fetish is, maybe PICNIC BLANKET sex, or maybe it’s GYMNASTS dressed like they are heading to slutty EASTER DAY PARADE..which would be better if she was doing the splits, but you can’t always get what you want out of life….not all of us WIN golds.

Here she is driving a car in a proper car driving outfit….NO SEAT BELT…so daring…like that movie CRASH…not that woke CRASH…the one where perverts cum when crashing cars…it’s a fetish….when my fetish is more about the SEAT BELT jacking up the TITTY like the BRA none of these bitches wear…because FEMINISM…

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2022

03

Mar

Titty Drops of the Day

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Titty Drops are the best drops to happen since the general male turned a little homo and got more excited about sneaker drops or other streetwear drops….the ladies had to step up and say…limited edition overpriced product drops are good and all, but remember how great TITS are….

I like to assume that because men had porn to jerk off to, women felt useless and unnecessarily, which basically made the average lady who wasn’t a porn star decide to do porn shit to get noticed…it is all about being noticed.

I am not convinced that it all started from money motivation, there was always money in sex work, it had to get to a place where it was mainstream and generally accepted by all for everyone to hop on board…

I can only assume that trying to compete with the porn the dudes were jerking off to instead of fucking them was what made more mainstream….or porn behavior more coveted…

There was a time the average woman was not into porn, thought porn was gross, looked down on porn chicks….and the fact they evolved into becoming low level, amateur porn chicks, who idolize porn chicks who monetize better…

That’s not to say FLASHING tit is porn, but it’s far racier than you’d get out of a NORMIE just 5 years ago…..

I don’t know when Titty Flashing for a good time, became Titty Drops, same act, different name but here we are… a little bit of tease and a lot of good times.

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2022

03

Mar

Halsey Bolt Ons of the Day

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I think Halsey is full of shit, but I think everyone in pop culture is full of shit, especially when their whole origin story, but more importantly, their tits…ARE NOT REAL…

I am the kind of guy who like tits that look like fake tits, when they aren’t fake tits, but tits that look like fake tits, when they are fake tits is hardly impressive…especially when you have the budget this trending pop icon no one should care about…but probably DO care about…because they are pathetic fucking losers who need false idols…

But yeah, fake tits, big deals, they cost 5-10k and the 20k onees look likee they cost 5-10k….totally affordable for most sluts who make 10k a month off OnlyFans….even affordable to sluts who make 2k a month off only fans…that’s only 2.5 months of Onlyfans whoring to get tits…

I’ve known fake titty girls throughout my life, who all act like their latest accessory is something magical, while showing off what they hope will make them feel hotter, and it’s always just made me think “a new car would have been more impressive to me”…

So as Halsey accepts a meaningless award that’s so cleverly the middle finger she clearly plans to sit on…as she keeps it next to her bed….I’m just here for the fake tits…the unimpressive…oh look you have a bit of money and a hatred of your natural tits…thinking the fake tits will improve your existence….tits.

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2022

03

Mar

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Tanlines are natures Highlighter to remind you that a tanned bitch is hotter than some pasty white fat bitch eating a box of donuts while watching her “stories”….

They say that the sun will destroy you, will cause you cancer, despite being the FUCKING SUN, basically our ENERGY source that powers this whole simulation…you know our CHARGE BLOCK…but of course they’ll tell you the sun is dangerous, because they want you to not be experiencing your FULL human existence….SO work in that windowless factory like the slave that you are all day, while getting deeper and deeper in debt, so the EVIL puppet masters can basically OWN you…further enslave you….as they figure out how to permanently DIM the sun to make our climate more comfortable for their ALIEN species…because they can’t be fucking human from where I’m sitting…

I say, let’s focus on the hot TANLINES!

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