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2022

15

Feb

Hailey Bieber Bra of the Day

Hailey Bieber is in her bra…because that’s the kind of thing you do for money or fun when you’re a good Christian wife with good Christian values in your marriage to you good Christian popster who in no way is a victim of a terrible industry, after being sold as a child to the world for girls like Hailey Bieber to stare at and dream about marrying…only to rook him in later in life because her dad is Stephen Baldwin, the most important Baldwin no one cares about except me because he’s Mike Lindell’s business partner, which you can tell when looking at his daughter’s tits…

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Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|Hailey Baldwin Bieber|Hailey Bieber

2022

15

Feb

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight Pants make the girls more interesting to look at when they walk around in public….because you get to look at their assholes through their pants when you otherwise wouldn’t be able to..

You know a piece of clothing that reduces the common normie to basically a sex worker that you don’t have to pay…because them thinking they look good…and like the feedback…maybe they like to be looked at or are just are on trend…but when trends give boners and reduce girls to whores….I’m down…

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2022

15

Feb

Brie Larson Armpit Fetish of the Day

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I used to know an armpit fetishists, at the time it was a weird fucking thing, he’d have girls grow out their armpit hair for him to actually fuck their armpits, but I’m sure now it’s a standard fetish, like feet or used panties, that no one thinks twice of when a dude starts licking the pheromones out of their pits, or when dudes start begging to cum on their tits, because I guess they see it as non threatening, maybe less invasive than being cummed inside, or on their faces, it’s practically their tits…right? No…it’s fucking weird and I don’t know what went wrong in your life…even though I’ve licked pits in my life and can see some of the animalistic appeal..but I’m not some sicko about to jerk off to pits like they come in different calibers of hotness, all PITS are the same level of not that attractive…I don’t have any pit preference except I’m not into fat armpits…because that’s just gross….

Since I find Brie Larson a bullshit celebrity, a bullshit Oscar winner, a bullshit comic book franchise player….and not hot at all..even in her fitness…even with some tit….I figure the only person into this is a victim of marketing, it’s not your fault, they have budgets and know how to trick you…or someone into armpits…which is really where I’d like to see Brie Larson’s career go….forgotten by the industry…straight to fucking ARMPIT FETISH dvds to pay the bills…but I guess I never get what I want but in this case…ARMPIT FETISHISTS do..

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Posted in:Brie Larson

2022

15

Feb

Kathy Griffin’s Bare Ass Cancer Porn of the Day

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I saved this link over the weekend, it was from People Magazine or some other corporate trash that have reclaimed their place in the world thanks to finally catching up with the internet thanks to their deep pockets…it’s a legacy brand, they had subscribers and magazine sales in the PEAK of the magazine era…so yeah, this isn’t some Kathy Griffin exclusive…and if it was, I would question everything about my life because it would mean Kathy Griffin was using me to get noticed and that’s just way too depressing a concept, even for a miserable piece of shit like funny gal Kathy that I’ve always wondered “how did this bitch get famous”….you know since she’s neither funny, interesting, accessible, or relatable…but rather a fiery redhead who’s body even hates her and wants her dead….yet here she is cancer free and surviving…half a lung lighter….

She’s working on a comeback after doing some vile woke anti-trump shit, because these idiots think it’s cool to be petty children for their simple minded fans…instead of having conversations or debates…turning us into one giant viral meme reality show pile of shit existence that should make you want to go OFF GRID….

I guess using the CANCER card is her angle…BUY TICKETS TO MY SHOW, I ALMOST DIED, BUT SURVIVED…which is far less impressive than dying…not that I am wishing death on her, but you may be wishing death on yourself after jerking off to her gingery 100 year old ass….

For the record, there was a time when people played her up like she was hot, blogs would write about her tits….YOU FUCKING MOOCHES brainwashed by marketing….

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2022

15

Feb

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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I know, I miss The Ratio too…

In this era of SCIENCE being bastardized and reduced to a “trust the science” catch all phrase to manipulate weak minds into doing what they are being told to do….gaslit by their owners into thinking that is the democratic process….forgetting that science is about questioning the science never just trusting it….and that whole trust the science was a marketing hook….I liked The Ratio because it was actual science, celebrating hour glass bodies..

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesdays just aren’t that fucking exciting to eme, but I DO IT ANYWAY….because being from Canada means not seeing bikinis basically ever and achieving climax when seeing bikinis…which I am sure people of California, all desensitized by the bikini, would NEVER understand…but maybe they get the same way seeing bitches in SNOWSUITS freezing their asses off…SO HOT.

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Posted in:swimsuit

2022

15

Feb

McKayla Maroney Got Them Tits On of the Day

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McKayla Maroney is out here doing some erotica for Lingerie becuase girls like romance, or being jerked off to, what do I know….other than that some of these once famous for being Olympians can make more money selling nudes, so why give it away for free like this, unless you don’t need the money, or haven’t decided to go down that route, since there’s no coming back….ONCE YOU GOT SELLING NUDES you never go back, probably because you’re too rich to bother going back, as you live in your villas and only fly private…seriously…some Only Fans girls make 1,000,000 a month…it’s crazy…it’s enough for that “EVERYONE HAS A PRICE”…to get their price….

I know what some of you are thinking, that she was paid off by the Olympic committee after years of abuse from that serious demon predator that I still and will always blame the parents for allowing their kids to get near…the dreams of OLYMPICS blinded them…and based on watching some of the Olympics, that’s pretty lame goal..but I guess with Gymnastics…it’s the pinnacle…

I know wat some of you are thinking, oh those victims of abuse are always the best fucks when they get older because of all the training, to which I say, she may be the best fuck because of her hard work, athleticism and dedication to the sport she’s most interested in.

If anything the people I’ve known who were diddled or raped are the most scared of sex…even with all the experience because it’s not enjoyable to them…

So maybe you should respect this VICTIM as you stare at her tits…you MONSTER….

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Posted in:McKayla Maroney

2022

15

Feb

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Tiny Tits are Titties Too..

I know that goes without saying, but Tiny Tit Lives matters..

Even redneck, half retard dudes I assume are the TARGET MARKET for this cesspool of a site realize that Tiny Tits are hot, we take what they can get….but there are still a handful of people who say girls with small tits look like little boys, only if you want them too…you sick fuck….

Real men don’t give a fuck about the size of the tits, we’re here for the vagina…

I wrote a meme earlier that I didn’t put together properly…

It read:

Girls are like – I only date him if he’s a billionaire

Guys are like – I only date her if she’s got a vagina and isn’t dead, but the last part is negotiable.

You see I can be hip, relevant, youthful in my out of touch posting babes with small tits and endorsing them like they don’t know their small tits are hot…because they do know their small tits are hot….

I make memes…

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Posted in:TINY TITS

2022

15

Feb

Single on Valentines Day – So Show the Tits and Other TikThots of the Day

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Girl on the Couch

Girls Dancing

Booty Shake for Attention

Laundry Girl

Dancing Girl

Gym Girl

Another Gym Girl

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

15

Feb

Strap on Girl of the Day

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This is a weird fucking fetish…that I definitely don’t connect to on a romantic or spirtual level, but that may look a lot like your VALENTINE’S day because the PROSTATE is a legitimate pleasure zone not reserved to the gays anymore….

I came across this reddit girl while doing my morning rounds like the prison guard of the internet I am….sure I miss a lot of things that go on…but after 20 years of this shit on the site…you gotta expect me to get old, bitter and tired…especially with the shit pay, no benefits, impending retirement with no Pension…

Reddit, despite becoming a PUBLIC COMPANY, is the biggest porn site on the internet, thanks to people using it to promote their onlyfans, and having more success than TWITTER….an already public company…so it makes you wonder why sites like this can’t get ads because we’re porn, yet sites like Reddit get to buy Serena Williams nice gifts thanks to her husband owning the biggest porn site on the internet….

This girl GODDESS NIKKI gets paid by people like you to pose with her strap on, probably humiliate you and tell you how worthless you are, and you make like that CUCK beta shit….

To me it’s just hilarious….and fucking weird…and an even weirder niche…