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2022

12

Jan

Ireland Baldwin Push Up Bra of the Day

When your dad goes to the trouble of being a suspect in a shooting on set of a movie he produced for the insurance money, the story, the ability to get off from a murder charge and call it an accident…or whatever he’s saying in his erratic mental case defence to one of the weirdest stories in Hollywood news, that no one even cares about anymore….but yeah…when your dad goes viral because he’s super famous and shouldn’t be involved in on set shootings that kill camera people according to the news…even though I like to think it’s more of a “SHOW ME THE BODY”….marketing strategy to get people to see that movie….I mean it would be easy to fake…they are in the business of making movies..which are fake…

But yeah, when your dad’s super famous and has a viral story, USE it to your advantage and pull those big tits out into frame….

Ireland Baldwin, a once aspiring influencer, clearly still has the dream to INFLUENCE and she’s doing it the only way girls know how…or at least the only way that seems to work….WITH THE TITS!

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2022

12

Jan

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Weed is God’s Plant…AMAZON TOLD ME via a documentary that I guess really impacted my life in such a major way that I won’t shut up about it because I have very little to say on the subject besides how fucking dumb. people were to allow people to make a plant something criminal…and how fucking inhumane it is to have locked a motherfucker up for selling the shit or having it in his possession because it’s a fucking plant…from nature…so these motherfuckers will push pharmaceuticals on people that have all kinds of side effects even when they work…and that’s ok…but a plant found in nature…HELLS NO get away from that HEATHEN PLANT…..it’s crazy…and people went along with it blindly for 100 fucking years….

Luckily, they think that weed makes people dumb, lazy and complacent and forget that it also makes them paranoid as shit….so they are finally easing up on it…but the fact that it happened and still happens just kills the fucking high…

Luckily, girls use weed as a prop or for activism….or for an excuse to get high….and tits makes the high a little better…

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2022

12

Jan

Camila Cabello Big Bikini of the Day

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The world has gone mad with their mandates…mandating this, mandating that…experimental gene therapy or woke bullshit…it’s mandated…but they don’t mandate health and wellness, you won’t see a MANDATORY SALAD PER DAY…and they don’t mandate fitness….if anything they celebrate the fatties….they put the fatties on the podium….and shame the hotties for being hot…if a skinny bitch posts a hot pic on social…most comments will be EAT A SANDWICH…like I’ve ever told a girl to EAT ANYTHING…if anything, I’ve removed the sandwich from their plate and said “do some sit ups bitch”…..but the problem is the fats outnumber the hots and when backed into a corner or threatened the fats realize the hots are a liability…so they do all they can to rid the world of the hots and the hots scared of being hot end up getting fat to avoid the conflict….it’s crazy.

Anyway, I am on team HOTS….and feel they need burkini mandates.

I know what you’re thinking, because you’ve been brainwashed…some “especially in the hot bodied who are just there to make the fatties insecure…ban all hotties so the fatties can thrive”….which is why I hate you.

That’s the world we live in. It’s actually a great way to make more girls fat and ugly, you know why have hot girls, they are just a distraction and bullies by existing, THEY should be removed by SOCIETY….MANDATE a certain fat chick BMI…because a world with fat uglies is still a world where dudes will fuck regardless cuz they are dudes…but then there becomes a hierarchy of fat uglies…where the hottest of the fat and uglies…or the fittest of the fat uglies become the new normal….the new hot chick…so really it’s a LOSING battle…which is why we should just keep hot chicks hot…and BAN celebrities for being fat uglies..in bikinis…maybe MANDATE that burkini for the fatties…and keep the hotties in thong bikinis….because this free for all needs some boundaries, some lines in the fucking sand…

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2022

12

Jan

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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People are so fucking weird sexually now, that at a certain point people will be craving missionary sex and not just when their girl off hookup app is nodding off on the fentanyl you just snorted….I mean real conservative and modest wait until marriage, no under the shirt, only finger bang over the pants kind of work your way up to the big day, but until then here’s a bunch of perverts who like sex uncontrollably that they product content of their wet panties so you know how horny they are….Gross right?

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2022

12

Jan

NO BRA challenge and Other Videos of the Day

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Funny COVID Pitch Meeting

MILF Jokes

The Dimple Challenge…

Wisdom Teeth Removal Recovery

Pussy Dance

Trust the Science

Wall Squat

Interesting….

Mental health crisis pic.twitter.com/NjZMnBIFwa

— Libs of Tik Tok (@libsoftiktok) January 12, 2022

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2022

12

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Normalizing obesity, calling it fitness is weird…

Not as weird as normalizing pedos, calling it a sexual orientation not a fucked up dysfunction that probably happened when they were raped as a child by some evil motherfucker or I guess nephew or student on my bus or troop member in my scout troop…I saw the US TODAY or whatever it was tweet that got deleted trying to defend the most heinous act a person can do….which leads me to think we’re diving deeper into a satanic run hell….and that you should all fucking SAVE yourselves sooner than later….because that’s just fucking crazy and not the first time that the WOKE has gone down that road of INCLUSIVITY going too far because you can’t draw the line, you’re on that slippery slope of trying to be a GOOD person…even though you defend evil….

Then there’s the normalizing genderless weirdos, eating bugs, or meat made in a fucking lab….all while dividing people….seeing people actively wish death on each other for taking or not taking experimental medicine that hasn’t really worked…not realizing that WE are collectively all on the CHOPPING block…they TAX the unvaccinated today….who will they tax tomorrow…and how many shots will it take to be fully vaccinated….not to make this about COVID, but that shit is going on, and people are LOVING IT….because they don’t realize THEY ARE NEXT…

What I am saying is…avoid slippery slopes they slip you right onto a BIG dick in your ass you may not be able to ever SQUEEZE or pull yourself off of…and sure you may like it…but it’ll suck when you have to shit.

Here are some stepLINKS…

No, Kodak Black Was Not Having Sex in a Luxury Box at a Florida Panthers Game
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Beach Day!
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Heat in the form of Cleavage at the Packers Game
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Sabrina Posing on a Muscle Car
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Patrick Mahomes leaves NFL fans guessing about what’s going on with cryptic tweets
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Turning. Cob of Corn into Popcorn in the Microwave…
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Old Footage of People Failing to Fly
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Jamie Lynn Spears Speaks Out About Britney….
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Cam Girls are Pretty Good.
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2022

11

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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Since the site makes no money, is pretty much a headache since the joke’s over, it’s been played out so hard that it is no longer a joke and just pathetic…as you already know…sinking ships are BORING when they take 18 years to fucking SINK…it’s like watching my wife of 25 years NOT die of being an obese pile of shit, while I was banking on her dying 20-24 years ago…STILL RUINING MY LIFE….

And since seeing the above header image….

I am thinking of becoming an UBER DELIVERY BOY….not for the money, a work of passion…for the PUSSY…assuming that cam girls, sluts on ONLYFANS who can’t leave their houses due to COVID curfews get excited by the attention I bring while masturbating their order to the front door….or the opportunity to make a funny prank on me for their fans that involve her sucking off the delivery guy….I mean I never manifested being the “Pizza Boy”….but maybe that’s where I fucked up in life…SHOT TOO HIGH…when all I needed was right there before my vary food delivery eyes…

DELIVERY FOR THE PUSSY MAN…that’s the fucking dream they don’t tell you about in COLLEGE…

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Katy Perry Gets Futuristic in Music Video
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Kate Bock Dressed like a Pirate on the Beach
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Madison Pettis in Lingerie
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Selena Gomez – Bustier than you Thought
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Maitland Ward’s Upskirt at the Porn Awards
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Dance Master
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Janet Jackson’s Comeback in a Photoshoot
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Sports Heiress Gracie Hunt is Ready for the Playoffs
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Stripper Dishes on Celebrity Tippers
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80 Ostriches Running
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Wrestling Nip Slip
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Fascinating Photos from History
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Penguin Chicks have Unlikely Hero
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Lawsuit Time
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W Magazine’s Best Performances are Here!
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Drunk Stetson Bennet on Good Morning America
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Water Fail Challenges
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Dressing Up Raven as Santa
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Testing Hydraulics on Army Helmets
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Making Things Worse
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Tanline Tuesday
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Australian News Called Novak an Asshole
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David Blaine Does a Trick Over Zoom
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Scare Pranks at Work
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Adele’s Expensive House
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Chased Through ISS by a Gorilla
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Maya Angelous’ Coin
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Scaring Off the Stalker
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Cam Newton Wants to Play Next Season
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Nude Model Vyolet is Amazing
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Fan of Climate Activist Asks Her to Sleep With Him to Prove to His Friends That Climate Change is Real!
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The Worst Drivers of 2021
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Aviation Fails
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ICYMI – Tennis Player in a Thong and it’s not NOVAK
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Get VAPING
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Cam Sluts – always a Good Time!
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Madison Pettis Savage x Fenty
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Camilla Forchhammer Christensen in a Catalog Shoot
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Jessica Chastain in W Magazine
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Laura Harrier in Leggings
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Liz Banks in a Mask
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Cindy Crawford in Leggings
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Jen Garner in Leggings
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Hailee Steinfeld’s Racy Shoot
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Rumer Willis in Leggings
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Lily James Photoshoot
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Avril Lavigne in a Photoshoot
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Christina Aguilera at a Basketball Game
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Olga Kurylenko in Liberty Magazine
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Hot Mirror Selfie
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Hot Booty Jiggle
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Tight or Not Tight Enough
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Big Ass Grips
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New Kind of MASK
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25 People Having a Shit Day
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Titty Tuesday!
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They Call her the Plug
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Not Chance!
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2 Asses Jiggle
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Athletes Having a Shit Day
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Nude Model Alona
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Diana is Naked
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Fingers in the Booty Hole
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Sluts in MAsks
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Putting It In
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Bouncy Time
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10 Girls You Will Like
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Pussy Jiggle
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Asian Porno
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Fishnets On – Dildo In
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Amateur Fuck…
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Big Dildo In
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Airplane Pussy
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Dildo POV
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Ex GF Sex Tape
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Shelly Roberts – Stripper Pole Shoot
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Hot Mesh Suit
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A Bunch of Booty
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Twerking on a Dildo
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Dildo Ride Time
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Big Tits Take a Piss
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Big Tits has a Pussy!
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Jean Shorts Pulled to the Side
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2022

11

Jan

Heidi Klum No Panties of the Day

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Heidi Klum still looks good on instagram…..maybe it’s a crack team of digital editors who know how to make a dinosaur look like it’s still in the prime years of her life and not about to dive down that dried up pussy menopause journey that she’ll likely ignore because she’s not that kind of lady….not one to be a granny who bakes cookies…but rather a granny who makes men want to do everything in their power to knock her up…knowing that the menopause is just a roadblock and with enough fucus and cum they can power through it together….you know…cuz she’s hot…and worthy of cumming inside even if her pussy turns to sandpaper or dust as it does…there is LUBE for that…and really the dry pussy friction is a god-send to the small cocks…IT ALLOWS THEM TO FEEL something even if it’s painful….YOU CAN POWER THROUGH IT…if you’re inside of HEIDI KLUM and not some other old bitch that doesn’t look like this…

I know what you’re thinking, she’s a happily married woman who clearly has a lot of sex with her rockstar husband…when you’re rich…you can live in luxury and fuck all day because you can pay people do to all the menial shit for you…like raise your kids…but yes, you can still fantasize about fucking a married women, if she’s famous and will never EVER fuck you back…especially when she’s just an AUGMENTED REALITY VERSION of herself…

Unless you weren’t thinking that, but more into the whole wearing a stripper dress despite being a dinosaur since women, even expensive ones, dress cheap when getting cheap clicks…likes and follows….

But I think you should be thinking about cumming in her instead, assuming you weren’t…..which I don’t.

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2022

11

Jan

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch Update of the Day

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Yep….still ugly…

How dare Disney lie to us about her hotness back when she was one of their earners…totally confusing people into thinking she was hot when she wasn’t because people have a hard time coming up with an opinion of their own, so they rely on the media to do it for them….it’s a real crime against humanity…you know when billion dollar, or even trillion dollar corporations flex their muscles and use all the tactics from their expert team of high paid professionals, to execute war-like psychological warfare that they call MARKETING…to manipulate the weak and malleable minds of the MORON class of useless eaters into buying into their PROPAGANDA on things like Ashley Tisdale’s hotness…LUCKILY they’d never apply that muscle to thinks like the NEWS, POLITICS or general WOKENESS….I mean they’re good like that…keep it focused on whether mediocre bitches they cast are seen as sex objects because of the whole having a vagina thing…..THAT goodness for ethical us of brainwashing power….which is obviously why it is the HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH…..unless it was Tisdale’s management pushing that agenda and not the show or the network it was on…but either way, they told me she was HOT and I didn’t buy it….and STILL DON’T….but I like to check in sometimes to see if my original instinct was right….IT WAS.

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2022

11

Jan

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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I’ve been reading a lot, which isn’t very much for me, since I am dyslexic, but you already know that….

But yeah, I have been reading a lot about the vet who runs one of the vaccine companies saying that your two shots are useless, you’ll need a third to get you until March, when they’ll have a fourth one ready for you..because they work! Don’t ask questions. They work. Trust the science…even if no science went into the studies on the effectiveness, because why bother when you can CASH GRAB and enforce that shit on everyone….make them feel like it’s the right thing, even if it makes no sense…because TRUST THE SCIENCE…

That’s why I choose to look at SCIENCE I actually believe in my soul, THE WAIST TO HIP RATIO correlated to the level of hotness, like a bunch of FRAT BOYS in training making a fuck list by ranking the girls in the class based on how fuckable they are….it’s not just about tits, we’re more complex than that, it’s about looking like fertile women for us to implant our semen in, even if we don’t want to breed, our primal brain is telling us to breed.

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