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2022

02

Mar

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

From Wet Spot to Weight Watcher…we are so adaptive in these parts, it’s like you never know what you’ll come across when you visit this site…HOW exciting…if you visited this site…NO ONE DOES.

Weight Watchers are my philanthropic post for the people out there into fatties, because in life I have a no FAT CHICKS allowed mantra, and if anything the whole normalizing fat fucks because the economy needs more eaters, miserable, sick, tired, lazy eaters….instead of healthy and with it babes…is criminal to me..

They let these fatties model BIKINIS…I mean sure have a fatty on a TV show here and there to make things feel a little realistic, I was never mad at Oprah before figuring out she’s part of the EVIL, I wasn’t even mad at fat Rosie O’Donnell..or Roseanne…there have been fat fucks….but never fat fucks standing in for skinny babes…it was never fat fucks pretending to be hot chicks…it was fat fucks who had big personality because they were fat fucks and had to try harder….you know there was no fat celebrity who couldn’t SING, DANCE, ACT, JUGGLE, because you needed skill to get there…now they just let anyone with an audience in their not so exclusive club..

Anyway, in using fat chicks to make other fat chicks feel included, we’ve got a lot of misguided fat chicks who think they are hot, and probably a lot of dudes who find them hot too, because they are told to….and that is hard for a NO FAT CHICKS allowed kind of guy to accept.

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2022

02

Mar

Some Athletic Ass for Steve of the Day

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Women in sports, generally terrifying…but my friend Steve has recently discovered the asses of Track and Field…because I guess if you’re into doing shit like sprints, high jumps and whatever else they do in Track and Field, we’ll have to ask BRUCE JENNER….you need to have that solid ass muscles….sports that you can jerk off to aren’t sports at all…

We chatted about what point in the track and field act does the track and field fetishist, more specifically the high jump fetishist jerk off to the athlete.

We concluded that the jerking off probably starts in the warm up, the climax happens as she’s in the air going over the fucking bar, so by the time she lands on the padded mat, he’s feeling shame for what he just did….but I can’t be too sure, I’ll have to ask any Track and Field coach out there, since you know there not working there for the money, probably more a volunteer situation for the content.

Anyway, this YOUTUBE has a bunch of updated track perversion an her’s a few track asses in all their strong ass glory…

We’ve got Long Jumps, Pole Vaults, High Jumps….so many jumps….so much strong fit ass….so much more hype needs to be allocated to Track and Field…based on these videos alone…to think i thought Figure Skating was the sport to jerk off to…WHAT WAS I ON…some CANADIAN ICE apparently…the TRACK STAR is the future.

Swedish Ass

Romanian Long Jump Ass…

Italian Long Jump Ass

Romanian

Pole Vault

High Jump

Sprints

Long Jump…

Long Jump

Triple Jump

Pole Vault

Moments in Pole Vault

Posted in:Videos

2022

02

Mar

TikTok Foot Dance and Other Videos of the Day

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Content Creators

Shopper….

Twerk Time

Tiktok Dance

More TikTok Twerk

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2022

02

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Whether you believe it or not, we clearly live in some alternate universe that is overlapping with another alternate universe, where the puppet masters who are running this simulation have been replaced with a gang of jokers…

There is no way that we are not being trolled aggressively on the hardest level possible….which to a troll like myself is impressive…since it’s on an international level..

I’m just a “That can’t be real news”…..”that can’t really be what that person said”….”People can’t be falling for this shit”….it’s a fucking bad movie…and they are running with it…and we’re actually LIVING through it…like they want us to accept their flawed script as our reality..

It’s been a weird 2 years, I am sure it’s about to get weirder, so let’s give weirdness some momentum with steplINKs in the morning..

Malik Monk is in a Slump Since Being Spotted Out With Iggy Azalea, Naturally She is Being Blamed
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Britney Spears Taking Her Clothes Off
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Kanye West Fired His Divorce Attorney
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Man Catches Wife Cheating Red Handed
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Anastasia Lopez is Smoking….
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Carolina Panthers’ Ian Thomas in trouble with police just days after signing $16.5M contract extension
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Motorcycle Rider Rides A Snowmobile Motorcycle Hybrid!
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Cute Baby Elephant Plays With Human!
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Cam Sluts!
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2022

01

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I know that we’re in bad way when I realize that I am the smartest dude in the room.

Our world is so fucking dumb, run by memes and lies…the people calling the SHOTS must be laughing at how EASY it is to play WE THE fucking fools…because at a level we’re all falling for some bullshit no matter where we stand on the conspiracy theory PIE CHART….

Like I said, we’re in a real bad way when I am the smart one in the room…..so be warned…that’s my litmus test of how doomed we are….

I guess the good news in meme controlled half retards doing dumb shit on the internet, spreading their same opinions at the same time they are told to like clockwork….is that dumbing down of society includes girls being dumb enough to get naked on the internet for money…not that it’s dumb…but 20 years ago girls would worry about their future self and how it would impact them…but when you know there’s no real future…LIVE NOW or DIE trying..

Here are some stepLINKS….

Bella Thorne Looking Good in her New Role as a Drug Dealer
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Jordyn Jones Booty on the Slopes
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Dak Prescott’s Girlfriend Coming in Hot From the Bahamas
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Gal Gadot Tight Jean Spread
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Kendall Jenner Braless on a Balcony
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20 Stunning Photos of Human Race
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A Collection of Fascinating Photos
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Scarlett Johansson Gets in on the Direct to Consumer Internet Brand Cash Grab
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Madison Reed’s Bikini Shell Phone
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Former F1 Champion Jenson Button Set to Marry Former UFC Octagon Girl Who Once Posed Nude for Playboy
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Young Girl Makes Realistic Art That People Doubt She’s Capable Of…
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Cardi B – Great Tipper
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Megan Fox as “Sexy Spice”
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Braless Malu Trevejo
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Bruce Arians Says Tom Brady “Slammed It Shut” When Asked About Coming Out of Retirement
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Donkey Protects Sheep from Dog
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Congressional Candidate Becomes a Karen
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Beetlejuice Sequel in the Works
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Bad Driving on a Narrow Road Ends Bad
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Penelope Cruz is Looking Amazing as Cover Girl in a Body Suit
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Camella Rose Lingerie Selfie
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Sara Cheek is the Snack in the Kitchen
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Fake Beggar Prank….
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The Guy Who Free Hand Paints on Cars
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Singers Astonished by Their Fans Singing
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Cowboy Meets a Karate Master
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Chelsea Goalie Kepa Arrizabalaga’s Miss Universe Girlfriend Shows Support for Him After Shootout Loss
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Drone Goes 220 Km/h
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Crazy 6 Car Crash
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Leg Gives Out…
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Gold Digger Prank
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Voice Actor’s Harry Potter Impressions
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UFC Star Arrested for Allegedly Shooting a Man
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Find Gifts for Your Lady…
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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From the Forum

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Maude Apatow – Nepatism Hire
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Daddario Dressed Conservative
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Sydney Sweeney as a Ginger without her Tits Out is Not Great
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Taylor Hill Legs
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Gigi Hadid Posing Naughty on a Balcony
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Kara Del Toro’s Slutty Dress
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Blake Lively at an Event
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Addison Rae and her TikTok GUNT
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Candice Swanepoel on the Runway
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From stepSMUT!!

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Window Diddle
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Taco Tuesday
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Big Boobb Titty Jigle
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Panties to the Side Fuck
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Weird Fetish Fashion Statement
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Slutty Fast Food Workers in Slutty Selfies
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Successes in Didlo
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21 People Having a Shittier Day than You
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Pussy Bounce
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Always be Prepared
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Possible Tie Dye Dildo
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Hot as Shit Reddit Amateur
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Backseat Momma Being Bad
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BOOOTY
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Dildo Struggles
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Hooker of the Year
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In her Back Pussy
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Pam Strips Down
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Big Titty Dancing
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Hot Amateur Fingers Herself in Cell Phone Footage
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Dropping Big Loads
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Big Tits in FLoral Bikini
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Sporty Dick Suck
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Caged Cuck Weirdness
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Dildo Gets TItty Fucked by MONSTER tits
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Jess Black is Naked
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Over the Clothes Pussy Rub
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In Case You Missed It – Bubblewrap Titty
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Crazy Eye Girl May be Pegging
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2022

01

Mar

Britney Spears Nip Slip of the Day

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I know that ladies change as they get older…they are hormonally different, but the OLDER Britney looks like a totally different person as she posts nude on the beach of Hawaii…set to Chris Isaak’s music…to make it all the weirder…

I don’t know why her freedom has turned her into some of the worst nudes ever produced for social media, you’d think her shit would be top notch, you’d also think she’d get on OnlyFans and make a business out of it.

If anything it just makes her look fucking mental and like she needed to be held in captivity….but in a good way because we get to see her naked…in what I would say is not a TOO LITTLE TOO LATE situation…cuz she’s old…but rather just a fucking weird situation….that makes me feel uncomfortable..

You see, I’ve been around mental ladies who get naked, who work as strippers or hookers, who are drunk and unstable and a bar pulling out their pussies…and it’s always made me uncomfortable, at least after I came…when in the moment it’s fun…so here’s to fun.

I will say, seeing a naked Britney is better than a clothed one, so keep up the good work nut job.

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2022

01

Mar

Kate Hudson Short Skirt of the Day

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I have this theory that I totally made up, but have run with for the last 18 years of this site, because Kate Hudson was an “It-Girl” when I started the site, so I’ve built my prejudice or preconceived notions about her….whether they are true or not, who fucking cares..because they entertain me…and since I am the only one on this site…that’s all that matters…

But yeah, my theory is that Kate Hudson was a hollywood rich kid who probably ran around when underage fucking dirty industry dudes until finally getting knocked up by a much older rocker…back when she was 19 or 20….

I don’t know how good the banged out mom pussy is, but it was definitely manipulative enough to make Owen Wilson try to kill himself….maybe she bounced back from that childbirth at a young age or something….SEWED UP the fuck hole…or workedd on her KEGELS…as rich kids don’t really work so hard so they have time to. put into those KEGELS…

Well, she’s a dot com billionaire thanks to her direct to consumer fitness brand that I guess she uses as an excuse to workout, which is probably why her back is more muscular than a crossfit games winner….

Maybe she’s hopping into the whole female body builder competitions thanks to the musculature she’s got….as she nears or passes through menopause…her higher testosterone lets her get her SWOLE on…

I don’t know why she’s in a stripper dress, but I guess this is how all bitches, even the old ones dress…and to the ROMANTIC COMEDY fans of an actress who has played herself in every movie, replacing her aged out mom…..you can jack off to her masculine back..without feeling queer about it.

Menopause is a more socially acceptable gender change procedure…even in this era of everyone being trans…

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2022

01

Mar

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight pants are one of those “why even wear pants at all”….

Then you realize that walking around pantsless is no a trend yet, even though it should be THE only trend….

We’ll get there as a society, because we still have a level of dystopian hell filled with heathens and degeneracy to go…

Not until people are fucking on every street corner, out in the open for all to see do we realize we are at full societal collapse of debauchery….

That will be when everything goes back to modesty, Christian Values, but until then the devil has more work to do….and you probably like that….

I don’t….

I like when only a small percentage of women were exhibitionist whores, so that I could fantasize about those who weren’t behaving like those who are….

We need modesty to make perv shit hotter, like we need sadness to understand happiness…

There’s a PHILOSOPHY behind this….I am not smart enough to know what it is….

But then again, maybe the TIGHT pants are great, because it gives us something good to look at….until you see the tight pants removed and realize that all the tight pants was selling you was a fucking lie….at least in most cases the ass never lives up to the hype….

They do make shopping at the grocery store and I’d imagine going to the gym more fun…

So keep the TIGHT PANTS on ladies..

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2022

01

Mar

Adriana Lima Cleavage of the Day

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I don’t know if they cloned Adriana Lima, or if she’s been kept in a freezer the last few years but she did not look as good as this her last 5 years as a victoria’s secret model and that was 5 years ago…so DO THE FUCKING MATCH scientist…

IT DOESN’T ADD UP…

Maybe it’s a stand in, maybe it’s photoshop, or maybe it’s her doing her best impression of her old self….using an ADRIANA LIMA AR FILTER ON IG…

IT OOESN’T MAKE SENSE….but it does make dollars…I guess that only makes sense if you say it, because when you write it out…it doesn’t make sense…

IF IT DON’T MAKE CENTS THEN IT DON’t MAKE DOLLARS..

Anyway, if you’re into OLD rich Brazilian lingerie model MOMS in slutty outfits with their tits out, and WHO ISN’T…here you go.

What I like about Lima is that she’s one of the Brazilian models who doesn’t look trans, and I know that if it was up to all the satanists, all the modesl would be trannies, just to fuck with your mind, and in the AIDS IN PORN scandals that took out LARA ROXX, Brazil was the hub of trannies..so ALWAYS be on high alert…when a Brazilian comes at you with her tits..cuz you may be doing “102 Eggs” in Spanish in NO time…

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Posted in:Adriana Lima

2022

01

Mar

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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Things to Wear to the Beach was once “the ratio”…..but then the Ratio dried up and as enterprising people around here…we adapted…sure you could say that I didn’t adapt to social media where everyone gets there news, which is why this site DOES NOT exist anywhere in the world besides this shitty corner of the internet before the internet censors delete us all..which will happen so take it in..

So I’m not good at adapting to original content production, it takes a lot of work, I am not good at adapting to social media and other tech trends that would have probably put me in a more lucrative position….fucking hookers in private jets, not behind dumpsters to coverup the smell of their dirty cunts….but I adapted to “No more ratios”….by bringing you SWIMWEAR SLUTS…because swimwear is porn to me, at least any time I see a bitch in a bikini, and thanks to FACEBOOK I’ve been able to jack off to so many friends, wives of friends, colleagues, associates, neighbors….VACATION PICS are porn…so I’ll assume some of these girls know people, maybe even you…and for that…it’s PORN too.

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