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2022

25

Mar

Dove Cameron Tit of the Day

Dove Cameron’s some weirdo Disney Kid who has rebuilt herself, probably not form the ground up, you know some sort of person rebuild, deprogramming all the insanity that’s been fed to her when they cultivated her into being an influential person to young people, you know to do her part to destroy society, like she was trained to.

Her rebuild was more a new face, new hair, new attidude, and for whateever reason, everything she does creeps me the fuck out…either these are face filters, or she’s on heavy antidepressants, because when I look at her, even with her tits out, I’m like this bitch is dead on the inside…

I don’t know why anyone would look up to a dead on the inside bitch, but I’ll I don’t look up to them, I look at their tits, that’s what matters here.

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2022

25

Mar

Suki Waterhouse Bikini of the Day

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Suki Waterhouse was a rich kid from the UK who ran in the same circles as Cara Delevingne, so she decided she was a model…

Eventually, she ended up fucking Brad Cooper so good that he went to RUSSIA to finish the job….

Now she’s decided she’s an actor, not necessarily a good one, but we’ll assume this is her marketing as she tries to fake it til she makes it…

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2022

25

Mar

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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I think my biggest regret in life was not setting up my “Used Panty Business” back in the late 90s when I had an actual hot chick willing to get involved….I have a feeling that would have opened so many doors now that I see so many girls selling their used panties…I was so close to being an innovator, a first mover…I had even found the panty supplier, the GLUE STICK and TUNA JUICE i was going to fake the whole thing with, you know because one girl can only use so many panties a week, and you want to be able to scale that shit…literally…I had big dreams for it..and now I am hear being taunted by late 90s style underwear which was the only underwear most girls at the time wore unless they were going out on the town….

I am old enough to know that it’s not about the panty cut, it’s about seeing the panty, and that’s all there is to it..

The whole granny panty, period panty, concept never phased me, I never bought into it but I guess I’m down to fuck gross girls doing gross things like bleeding out their pussies…

But I do know there were dudes who were like “thong only”….”bald pussy only”…and I called those dudes faggots…

Here’s to PANTY EQUITY.

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2022

25

Mar

January Jones Robot Tits of the Day

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For an old weathered bitch with big tits who doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of her industry or the world….

I mean, maybe a few people out there who jerk off to Mad Man for John Hamm’s ham, appreciate her tits…but the general public would just assume that January Jones is an event that happens in January….you know a tribute concert for the Jonestown Massacre or which they don’t realize is actually the nickname she has for her blown out, industry, mom pussy…her talent doesn’t justify the jobs…so we’ll assume that pussy’s been on a few roadtrips to producer houses in Bel Air, or wherever these creeps live…

Anyway, she uses her tits to matter, when it’s all you got, why wouldn’t you, but since I’m seeing cleavage and not her fucking TITs, I gotta say….WEAK…try harder…do it like you were trying to get child support payments for the next 18 years…MAKE IT COUNT….

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2022

25

Mar

Feminist Friday of the Day

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Feminism is the biggest lie ever told to women, but they probably haven’t realized that yet….maybe they never will…

Not that this is actual feminism, I just call it that because of the whole “Burning your bra” in the 60s paved the way to selling your asshole pics to strangers on the internet relatively quickly, sure, 60 years sounds like a long time, but it was just about the right amount of time to destroy a fucking civilization…

This is girls without bras on, which isn’t really feminism at all, but you know there’s at least one annoying indoctrinated woke weirdo who think the bra is some demonic patriarchy tool to keep the female species down, while supporting their tits..

I wonder why everyone has to be so fucking annoying about everything, seriously….just look at the braless tits, be braless, and it doesn’t need anything supporting arguments….or intelectualiztion.

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2022

25

Mar

Barbie Ferreira Wet of the Day

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Barbie Ferreira was an aspiring American Apparel model back when she was a teen, I wonder how many girls were obsessed with the hipster brand took inappropriate pics of themselves hoping to be one of their models….probably a lot.

From what I know of that era, when American Apparel was huge, they even gave US money to advertise on THIS site, oh to be relevant in the culture again….not that I ever was, maybe they just felt sorry for me.

But what I know from that era, is that Dov Charney got taken out by big bad finance bankers, they stole his fucking brand from him and packaged him as some predator, as they do, to try to erase people.

They don’t actually target the REAL predators, do they….

Not to mention, when Dov rolled into one of his stores, the girls would fucking drop their panties like he was their god….

If anything he could have fucked a hell of a lot more girls than he did, he could have been a lot creepier, I mean he was a billionaire from a hot basics clothing company…

I am sure a lot of the key models he had on his team, are still on his fucking team at his new venture, because perverted maybe, but everyone’s a pervert…..now more than ever.

Anyway, she was a hipster model, now she’s a big cam girl on Euphoria….in her real life she dates a chick named Elle Puckett who may not even identify as a chick…this generation is so weird..

Thisis her in the rain with her monster big girl boobs, the best thing about big girls, ask anyone who has fucked a big girl, most will say that’s why they did it…

I COULDN’T TURN DOWN THE BOOBS MAN…

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2022

25

Mar

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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I’ve been telling everyone I know, which is about 1/2 a person, to stock up on fishing gear if they don’t have any, because the supply shortages are real and motherfuckers need to eat…..so you might as well learn to fucking fish, even if you hate fish, because it’s better than killing a fucking deer with your bare hands, because where the fuck are you finding a deer in the fucking city….you’re not, you’re eating stray cats…unless you figure out this fishing thing.

I have not stocked up on fishing supplies, I don’t take my own advice, but if I did, I’d start with the fishnets, ideally they’d come with the vagina stock, but even if they don’t, probably good to have on hand for survival, and/or cross dressing sexy time when everyone has died off of starvation….and you’re forced to play the man and woman in your relationship, something you’ve been practicing for a long time.

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2022

25

Mar

Two Asses at a Time and Other Videos of the Day

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Another Look at those Two Asses

Looking Out a Dirty Old Winter

Gotta Twerk in Every Situation to Know You are Real

Clever Content for a Slutty Generation

Hot Body at the River

The Twerk

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2022

25

Mar

Some Good Videos to Wake Up To of the Day

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Here are a video by a TikTok guy named COLE going viral because people are so ridiculous.

I love on the street interviews, only because it showcases how dumb people are. It’s a genre I can get behind because people are typically so fucking dumb and make zero fucking sense and don’t even realize it.

These are just two of his recent ones that have gone viral on TikTok, because TikTok doesn’t seem to be censoring all the “truth” the other platforms are censoring and I don’t think that’s because it is Chinese warfare, even if it is, I think the dancing retards

Here’s a girl telling you that one group of people own everything, as you probably know in your soul, but pretend isn’t true. She does it in TikTok Dance so you pay attention, dancing retards…she’s annoying but makes sense…..

Here’s a girl telling you to Question everything and you should…

This girl showing you why you shouldn’t trust the news…

Ughh…if this is real footage….you’re being fooled in the funniest way…

Stinky Shoes not Vaccine Injury…

The good news is people are waking up, we’re the silent majority and will win!

Posted in:Videos

2022

25

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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There’s just so much going on, I blame LONG COVID, because who the fuck knows the long term effects of that shit and I figure it’s a solid excuse to get out of everything, you should try it during TAX SEASON…some TAXATION IS THEFT, but can they tax you if you’re suffering from long COVID…probably…because criminals don’t care about your health and wellness…

I was talking to my friend steve about how these rich people are telling us to eat 30 percent less meat, to drive less, to get electric cars, to get rid of our pets, you know for Ukraine…or the Climate…meanwhile 80 percent of polution comes from the companies they own….and they’re telling us that from their mansions and private jets they bought from STEALING from you….

So it comes to a certain point where you have to wake up, see what’s going on, realize that it DOES impact your life, and make some fucking changes.

I don’t know what those changes are, but I would start with hiding in the fucking woods off grid like a hermit fuck, gything is because this technolpart of the fucking problem and it is going to get worst…

For the longest time, I thought this site was the worst thing on the internet, pretty narcissistic, right…but as it turns out…THE INTERNET, by trusted ally, is the worst thing about the internet…

GO ANALOG…or just ANAL…so long as you’re on top….it’s less gay, but I guess thanks to the internet, we’re in a culture that wants to be GAYER, that just can’t be GAY enough.

Here are some morning links…

Hot Polish Model in Miami being Hot
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Jojo is Near Nude on a Shoot
CLICK HERE

Blonde Bomber in Lingerie for the Weigh In
CLICK HERE

Guinness Record for Being Able to Eat Her Own Asshole
CLICK HERE

This Girl was Born with Heart Outside her Chest and It’s Scary
CLICK HERE

Drag Race Between Harley and Some Other Bike
CLICK HERE

Satanists!
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Cam Girls are the Hot Girls…
CLICK HERE

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