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2022

22

Feb

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

I am but a simple man, from a land locked city, in a frozen tundra of a country, who has always seen the Bikini as a beacon of hope, because I can pretty much count on my hands how many times I’ve even seen one on a girl in person and not because I am a hermit, even though I am a hermit, and not because I don’t try to go out there and find the bikinis, but because when I was in High School and doing swim type things, the girls all wore one pieces…when I had an idea of getting fit in the late 90s and took up swmming at the YMCA, only to get fired for sneaking into the women’s lockerroom, knowing there was more to life than all these ladies in their one pieces doing laps….there’s been a few bikinis out in the park tanning on hot days, some public pools and beaches I’ve seen bikinis at, but really…it’s my arc of the covnenant, the most sacred relic….

I’m forced to get my bikini pics from social media, vacation albums from old ladies I know who were once young ladies, you know that on the screen shit….

BUT through it all, my LOVE for bikinis never died….

Even when the bikini pic became lame, or not aggressive enough, not “ROGUE” enough to get noticed…forcing girls to show their assholes, or throat fuck to get seen…..I still love a good old FASHIONED bikini pic…so here’s a round up, replacing “THE RATIO” because no girls are uploading their ratios anymore…I guess they’ve got fat….and boxy….

BUT bikinis…that shit will NEVER die.

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2022

22

Feb

Ski Bunnies and Other Videos of the Day

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Transphobia is real – you may be Transphobia…

Pronouns are Confusing…

Health and Wellness Police…

Here are some TikToks….

Close Up Dancer

Babe in Sattle

Big Ass tight Jean Dance

Cute Girl Twerk

The Ratio Girls

Corset Girl Dances

Bikini Girls

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2022

22

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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In this very backwards world of war is peace, inclusivity is exclusive, anti-fascits are fascists, woke are discriminatory, freedom is terrorism, patriotism is nazism, white supremacist, racist, misogynistic, homophobic…where Native American elders get trampled by police and no one cares, meanwhile everyone pretends to care about indigenous rights, but no one’s offering to give them their damn land back to let us live under their rule…because that’s not how racism, wokeism, activism works….

BUT through it all, one this is for certain, I still love lookin’ at tits…and until they take that distraction away from me when putting me in the POD prison cell…I will continue to look at tits…I also like looking at vagina…basically anything slutty….and it’s the era of sluts…so not all things are dark..defeating and sad….

Tits bring hope of a better tomorrow…

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning while I round up the tits….

Kim K Wears Gloves in the Pool
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Luka Doncic’s Model Girlfriend Anamaria Goltes Lit Up Her Suite at the NBA All-Star Game in Leather Pants
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Rainey Qualley in Lingerie
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Bad Lip Synching of NFL Players
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If you Believe in Space – this is Honey in Space
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Hot Long Can a McDonalds Cup Hold Liquid
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Charles Barkley jokes about wanting to do a duet with Adele during All-Star weeken
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Hey Do You Like Cam Girls – I Do….
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2022

21

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Here are some stepLINKS…click them for your presidents past…it is President’s Day don’t question whether everything you’ve ever been told is a lie…just accept what they tell you and be a good slave…and CLICK on some stepLINKS….click them for your family…because in parts of Canada it is FAMILY day, even for those who no longer have a family thanks to their views on FREEDOM and patriotism…..so click on some stepLINKS….do it for yourself, do it for your people, do it for the mainstream media and their honest converage of all STORIES…do it for the big corporate brands who have you best interest in mind…do it for AMAZON…do it for Inflation…do it for FOOD SHORTAGES….just do it….stepLINKS…click click …. BANG BANG…

Nicki Mina is Breaking the Internet
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Juventus Striker Dusan Vlahovic is Dating the “Italian Megan Fox”
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Lindsey Pelas in a Skimpy Bikini
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Amelia Hamlin’s See Through Shirt
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Courtney Cox on how Strange Plastic Surgery Made her Look
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On Set With Charli XCX!
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Tennis Pro in a Thong!
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The Ski Mask Girl Drinks Milk in the Weirdest Way
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Hungry Baby Keeps Staring at the Boobs
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Interview with the last Eyewitness of the Abe Lincoln Assassination
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Britney is Writing a Tell All Book
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12 Old Wives Tales that Freak You Out
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Dog Afraid of Crossing Bridge
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Short Lived Career as a Cowgirl on a Mechanical Bull
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Thong Masks Are A Thing Thanks to New York Fashion Week!
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Model Laura Ivaniukas Hot in Bikini
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Shaquille O’Neal mercilessly roasts Charles Barkley yet again for not winning a ring
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Draya Michele Rocking a Bikini on Vacation
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The Crow Who Thinks He’s Human
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Daniel Radcliffe as Weird All Yankovich
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Vegan Leather Made from Mangoes…
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Playing with Sand
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Camila Cabello’s Girl Trip!
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The Panthers Have Reportedly Reached Out to the Vikings About Kirk Cousins
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Demi Rose in Some Skimpy Outfits
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Driving the Wrong Way
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Radiation Levels at the Antique Store
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One Two Knockout
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Minka Kelly Came Close to Doing a Nude Scene for “Euphoria”
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Kayla Nicole is “A Lot to Handle” and Her Boyfriend Chiefs TE Travis Kelce Couldn’t Agree More
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Leaky Roof
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Airplane Fails Landing Twice in Storm
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Evil Prank
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Julia Fox Dated Kanye as a Public Service!
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Katherine Webb-McCarron Defends Brent Musburger
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Karen Stops a Comedy Show
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Hooters Waitress Goes Viral on TikTok Sharing Some Behind the Scenes Info About Working at the Restaurant!
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Ebanie Bridges Stripped Down to Her Leopard Print Bikini for Cryotherapy
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IG Model is Hard to Contain
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Broncos QB Drew Lock Popped the Question This Weekend
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Nude Model in Nature – Epic Shoot
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Christian OnlyFans Model Nita Marie Ignores the Haters Who Say She’s Being Led by Satan!
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In Case You Missed It: Olympic Cross Country Skier Had His Penis Frozen During Competition
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Waking Up with Madelaine Petsch!
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Get The Ultimate Jewelry Collection
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Camila Cabello in a Bikini
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Selena Gomez in Hiding in NYC
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Olivia Rodrigo in a Slutty Outfit
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Nell Hudson Cleavage
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Gabrielle Union Bra Top
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FKA Twigs Weird Outfit
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Dua Lipa on the Streets
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Maddie Petsch on the Streets
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Dua Lipa in Concert
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Charly Jordan Legs
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Ashley Tisdale in Jeans
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Sydney Sweeney’s Hollywood Glam PHotoshoot
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Ariana Grande in a Top
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From stepSMUT!!

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Team Squirt
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Permission to Destroy
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6 WTF WAS THAT
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SHOWER BODY
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Clear Dildo Rider
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Girl Gets Hit by a Chair
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Kayla Coyote Nude at Home
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Busty and Perky
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Getting the Dildo In
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24 People Having a Shitty Day
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A Bunch of Booty
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Sluts in the carpark
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Cream Cheese!
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Mental Mondays
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Titty Model Lillian
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Feeding Herself Breast Milk
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PASTIES
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Using her Feet
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Interesting Position for A Dude
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Some Lip Service
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Pussy Reveal
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The Body Show
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Pawg Pussy
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Rubbing the Pussy
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Girl VS Big ick
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We Call This the Playstation Bounce
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Amateur Dick Sucker
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Big Titty Flasher
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Sex Tape CLose Up
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Creepy Angles
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An Amateur Sex Tape
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Toy Lover Making Messes
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Amateur Fucker
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Dildos and Things
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2022

21

Feb

Stella Hudgens in her Lingerie of the Day

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Like COVID brought the worst out in people….you know allowing you to identify the true assholes in your life…exposing the truth deniers and freedom haters…the hypochondriacs and the pussies…the weak and scared….the vulnerable to psychological warfare and the heroes…you get what I am saying…

It also brought out the OnlyFans hustle, that was previously reserved for porn chicks and cam girls.

It was revamped or rebranded as being a solid way to monetize the titties, in a way that you wouldn’t expect serious people who aren’t porn chicks or cam girls to hop onto….

But everyone has a price and with just a few “influencers” going down that route…it opened the door to all the other people who were either on the fence but would have NEVER done it if it wasn’t socially acceptable…or seen as a viable revenue stream.

It brought the girls who posted racy pics but pretended it wasn’t for sexualization purposes to that fully transactional level they were already at…but pretended they weren’t.

It’s one of those trends, if mainstream people didn’t do it before them they would never do it, but their peers got rich doing it, so eventually a motherfucker cracks…

It’s at the point where it would be stupid not to do it now now, because they like money and being jerked off to…

Even celebrity siblings who probably feel in the shadow of their sibling, can take their life into their own hands and monetize them titties too….GOD gave them titties for a reason…

Instagram has been basically a softcore porn site since its inception so it’s just getting paid for what they are already doing…nothing wrong with that….even if it’s a weird development in humanity…

Some things can remain sacred and wonderful, you don’t have to PUBLISH all your intimate moments on the internet for money, but I guess when money is your GOD…anything goes…

I’m all for it, if society is going to collapse, make the rich and famous, the followed and the adorned reduce themselves to “pay me 50 bucks a month and I’ll show you a titty”…

Yes, she charges 50 dollars a month – you can sign-up HERE but keep in mind, I don’t get a commission from it and that makes me sad…LET ME GET RICH OFF YOUR TITS TOO!

It seems so low hanging fruit…which is precisely why I like it…as a concept…her content could use a little work, I mean maybe an updated camera, some concept…I mean with titties that so many people have wanted to see for so long…she can really use this as her opportunity to outshine that Disney sister of hers…..

Posted in:Stella Hudgens

2022

21

Feb

Sophie Mudd Tits From The Back of the Day

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There are a few huge TITTY influencer / instagram models out there and I think they are great…

They have these tits that are bigger than your head, and thus wonderful to lust after, or at least follow on instagram because we like big tits that are bigger than our head on girls who aren’t obese…it’s a talent in and of itself, even if it required just being born, fed hormone jacked up dairy and chicken, coupled with massive boob GENES….

They are the focal point of all they do, so make them the star of the show…while the rest of you can just play mindless host body going along for the ride…

Sophie Mudd is one of those influencers, who I think sells her nudes, or near nudes, now that that’s a huge revenue stream from these modern day TITTY models….for a while, she was doing serious work, trying to get famous without doing the whole titty thing…but at a certain point, when built like this, you have no fucking choice..

I mean look at other big titty girls out there, like Sydney Sweeney, who isn’t a very good actor, but having her big titty body in anything makes it worth watching….Sweeney was able to get where Mudd probably planned on going…now that Hollywood is letting the big tits into serious roles for views…CLICKBAIT IS REAL…and in everything we do….so might as well just use it to get your fans to pay you…

I just hope her nude content should be MORE nude, because if you’re going to do titty teasing like the nude models on member sites of internet past…SHOUT OUT KATE’S PLAYGROUND…..CHARGING people to see the nip in this era seems rude…I get it…but we’re used to THROAT FUCKING….

It’s like the dipping a toe into sex work, so you can feel like you’re not really a sex worker, when still making money off sex work, seems like a weak excuse to not show us her spread asshole with dildos in her…

Go big or go home, not this soft skirting of the big titty….but I guess if all you need to do is show 90 percent of a tit for money, why would you EVER give the other 10 percent…so her fans should basically boycott her, pull all FUNDING, until the DILDOS come out…because they get used to the money and the POWER lies in those GIVING the money…

We should start an organization for the crowdfunders to DICTATE WHAT THE people they are paying do….by threatening to SEIZE the funding until our demands our MET….let’s build the app and become billionaires off the tits, rather than just staring at the tits like a bunch of virgins at our first strip club…

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2022

21

Feb

Ireland Baldwin Fishnet of the Day

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I love celebrity kids being naughty on social media…it’s not so much a fetish, but definitely an interest….

I don’t know why Ireland Baldwin has a mom body, maybe those stints in REHAB were for breeding and not to get off drugs or alcohol or just other rich person shit that comes from feeling sorry for yourself because your parents were both big deals, your cousin’s a big deal, your uncles, even the losers are big deals…yet she couldn’t break through to be a big deal…

She went from surfer girlfriend, doing that whole beachy shit that’s totally accessible and brand friendly…to dark lesbian with prison tats…to whatever she is now….and I guess that’s a good thing…because the content is darker, racier, like this RED FISHNET TOPLESS shit…

I think this is the best work she’s probably done with her big, long body…and people are going to start paying attention to the slow to the gate influencer….

I wonder if her father’s movie set murder story helped put her in the mix, but we’ve been watching these tits for a while now and even with what looks like a GUNT in the weird POVE titty shot….I’m into the direction she’s taking…but would suggest more pussy behind the fishnets, otherwise this is just her running with an angle….because it’s not until the vagina is released to the internet that we know she’s serious about being an instagram model….it doesn’t count, until I can count the rings on her labia from ZOOMING IN…

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2022

21

Feb

Milf Monday of the Day

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MILFs on a Monday…it’s the rebirth of the week, you can do anything you want to do, you can be anything you want to be, you just need to start on a MONDAY….to get there and we celebrate that hopeful bullshit, that corny bullshit by bringing you MILFs…

In part because they’ve irresponsibly brought life to a failed society thanks to social pressure, narcissism, an addiction. of being cummed inside, I mean they are wired to make babies….it’s actually unnatural to not want babies…so if anything MILFs are the real women out there….not those hot bodied non-breeders more interested in Career or themselves thanks to the SEX AND THE CITY brain washing that never goes into how miserable these women are after menopause, realizing they are all alone..

In part because after making babies, they need to reinvent themselves as sexual beings for everyone, since their husbands see them as the mom of their kids, not sex objects and they rely on strangers checking out their mom tits or mom pussy to feel like that sex object I guess they want to be…after throwing in the towel on being hot to have the kid in the first place.

The good news is that dudes will fuck anything, that some dudes crave moms because they didn’t have a mom of their own, or maybe they had an overbearing mom of their own and need that in their sex life, there’s a lot of weirdos out there…but kids or not, they still got a tits and a pussy and tits and a pussies are meant to be jacked off to even when you think they should be doing things like teaching their kids how to be better humans, so that they don’t fall into the indoctrination trap that they are surrounded by, because if you think this generation is bad, it’s only going to get worse…if moms are producing and selling nudes for their own egos, wallets and masturbation…..instead of making smart, critical thinking, good morals and values, leaders of tomorrow…because the two things…being a half naked babe on the internet…and being a good mom don’t overlap…or do they, who fucking cares…when fucking a mom, never bother with her parenting skills, we’re busy looking at their assholes..

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2022

21

Feb

Iggy Azalea Lingerie of the Day

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I don’t know if Iggy Azalean the Alien is a real person, or just some sex doll android made at the sex doll factory…because I’ll assume they both have the same amount of silicone in them….

I do know that the mom is in lingerie on her knees trying to be hot, and probably looking a lot less busted, botched and bloated than she normally looks….

It could be photoshop, filters, or just LIPOSUCTION, but that doesn’t change the fact that a not very good FEMALE rapper from AUSTRALIA who pretends she was an UNDERAGE stripper living illegally in MIAMI for her clout…which makes me think…she may have been human trafficked since she sort of just appeared out of nowhere and her backstory kind of confirms it…even though I think it’s more of a white girl in a white suburb trying to make her seem less like a CULTURE VULTURE, or racist…and more like she’s AUTHENTIC….even though we all know she’s about as authentic as her ass that for whatever reason she’s hiding here..

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2022

21

Feb

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I don’t know if the whole COVID thing is over….but I like to think the whole COVID thing is over…they are dropping mandates, vaccine passports, all the other insane shit all over the place, except at the USA/CANADA border where you should sponsor me to make my move to AMERICA…to live out that AMERICAN dream…maybe you can house me in your basement….let me be your Anne Frank…..

I am not sure I can legally write about the whole COVID thing being over…not that MARTIAL LAW respect laws, they can just move in and take you away without any due process or charges…despite FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION being part of our CHARTER OF RIGHTS in Canada….

It just seems like even the leader of the COVID Movement, Mister Micro Soft-On himself said that the OMICRON basically vaccinated everyone against COVID…so as we wait for the next Pandemic…this shit is fading….even if the Queen and Bieber tested positive this weekend…it probably won’t kill them or cause mass hysteria for further lockdown…unless they decide to make a martyr out of Bieber….

I just know that COVID opened my eyes to a whole fetish on the interent of slutty nurses, in their scrubs, at their JOBS, producing full face content for the internet….

I don’t know if it was a bold move, like they knew they couldn’t get fired, or they were just following their dreams of being naked on the internet, since nurses are the sex workers of the medical industry….

I just know that more and more nurses got naked online over the last two years…Maybe some were fired and forced to prostitute themselves to feed their kids…SUPPORT SINGLE MOTHERS….but others just said “fuck it, let’s monetize off this hero shit, off people’s guilt or interest, this may be our ONE shot, don’t miss our CHANCE to blow….opportunity knocks…don’t let being fired scare you, they’ll fire you for less, even in a health crisis and this sex worker on the internet money is GOOD”….

All this to say….it’s GOOD FUN and all professions should follow the fucking lead….I’m talking to you COFFEE SHOP workers, POLITICIANS….I can’t vote for you unless I know how much lip is on your labia….LAWYERS….JUDGES…Chain Restaurant waitresses…you know….eveybody get fucking naked in your work clothes…no matter how dirty your job is…the DIRTIER THE BETTER….GARBAGE PEOPLE…since they aren’t called GARBAGE MEN…you misogynists…get with the times.

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