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2017

16

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

When you suggest doing very vile things to either yourself or with a girl who you are sexting – and you go too far – thanks to being a depraved weirdo with sexual issues thanks to growing up perverted in a world that wasn’t perverted before the world becoming perverted and you needing to step […]

2014

12

Sep

Reviewing the Russell James Book Launch I Wasn’t Invited to of the Day

Victoria’s Secret put out a book for Russell James, their senior photographer, who I guess has been shooting with them for a very very long time, and has got rich and a lot of fucking sex from babes who want to be Victoria’s Secret models, which happens to be every girl in existence…called ANGELS ….featuring […]

2014

08

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

Sometimes a picture of an ass is a religious experience that you may or may not want to pray to, but you definitely want to prey on…. Sometimes, you’re sent so many nude pics from various girls that they all kind of blend into one another, making one massive vagina you want to crawl in […]

2014

29

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

There is no romance in the world anymore – because everyone are a bunch of fucking sluts. Even you virgin losers are all porned up and getting pussy…You fucking sluts… FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM Here ares some stepLINKS…. 15 People Doing Inappropriate Things […]

2014

17

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

It is Miami Swim week, where all the models I want to see naked on my face are going to be posing in bikinis…and I’m stuck here in the frozen tundra forced to masturbate to their instagrams because they didn’t invite me to tag along – because I scare them…but luckily they are all very […]

2014

14

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

Sara Malakul Lane is Hot and Fuck in Galore Shoot I Supplied the Ramen For I was physically threatened on Facebook for suggesting someone mocking missiles got hit by a missile, but not killed by a missile, just severely injured by a missile because mocking dangerous things and cheering on war is a whole lot […]

2014

14

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy

I am a reclusive. I built this prison and sentenced myself to life of solitary confinement if I’m lucky, but every so often, I get stuck with my cellmate who is a 350 pound woman who smells like shit. So for entertainment purposes, I sext with as many girls as I can find, and realize […]

2014

22

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

Ever since marrying my obese wife…I haven’t had sex with enough fat girls…I spent a decade or more disgusted by them because I was forced to wipe one down everyday after she shat out pounds of shit…forcing me to go after the meth addicted girls…who don’t eat…but there’s something so playful about big girls…like a […]

2013

04

Jun

Babes at the CFDA Awards of the DAy

Sofia Vergara, Jessica Chastain, Adriana Lima, Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel, Alessandra Ambrosio, Karolina Kurkova, Ireland Baldwin and other bitches were at the CFDA Fashion awards, to celebrate people in the industry, in another masturbatory awards show, that for some reason is less obnoxious to me than Hollywood and Music Industry awards, because fashion is something […]

2013

16

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I don’t know why Vegans always hate me. I mean more and more girls I meet in bars don’t eat meat and I don’t really care what their diet is, but for some reason they like to tell me, and for some reason it is a perfect way to ruin my chances of having sex, […]