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2021

07

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I was in line buying beer and the person in front of me started chatting me up, because we’re all in this together, and because she probably thought I was homeless, friendless and in need of some conversation.

Since everyone is a fucking predictive conversationalist, she started to say some shit about how mad she is that she is only eligible for her COVID booster shot in January and she wants it now.

So I said to myself “Fuck another one of these random encounters with strangers in mask who want to talk vaccines”….

But since I’m nice and was barely paying attention because the voice in my head and I were having a conversation about how many dicks she’s had in her lifetime, seeing she’s about 60…I mean that pussy must have seen some COCK…oh the things she’s done, maybe a few kids, definitely into ANAL, but probably never had a DP, unless it was with an inanimate object…too old for dildos…maybe more of a candle fucker….

So I said to her “you should get an anti-body test, in case you’re topped off and don’t need another booster”…..thinking that was a reasonable and helpful suggestion….I could be her hero baby.

She interpreted that as I’m a fucking heathen for questioning the booster, she needs the booster because she wants the booster and the booster is the only way…

OK lady…keep your spike proteins to yourself slut and let’s go back to staring at your ass wondering all it has seen.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Top 5 Christmas Movies of All Time
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Top Christmas Gifts that Keep Giving
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Mikayla Demaiter is Still the Main Attraction
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Maddy Reed in a Bikini on the Beach
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Brie Larson Booty Shot
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Candice Swanepoel Slight See Through…
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Sylvester Stallone Denies He’s a QAnon Conspiracy
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Hot Model in Micro Bikini…
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Zendaya is Racy in Interview Magazine
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Ariana Grande has a Nipple
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Emily Sears Put Up Her Tree
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Funny Meme Dump
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THROWBACK! A remastered HD version of Cher
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“400 Ghost Train”, The Train Made Of Lights Passes Shorewood, WI
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Acrobatic Dudes Flipping
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Beat Boxer of the Day
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Drake Removes Himself from the Grammys
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Salma Hayek on the Spicy Wings
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12 Mind Boggling Pictures You Will Have To Look At Twice To Get
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ESPN’s Dianna Russini Considering Leaving Twitter After Creep Makes a Disturbing Comment About Licking Her Feet
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Jimmy Kimmel Recruits Ariana Grande and Meg Thee Stallion for a Propaganda X-Mas
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Elsa Hosk Christmas Tree Shopping
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Here’s what Michael Strahan is Taking to Space
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Catching Craigslist IPhone Scammer Red Handed!
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Weight Lift Fail
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Jena Sims Wishes Everyone “Seas and Greetings” in a Form Hugging Green Bikini
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Influencers Treating Quarantine Camps Like a Destination
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Doja Cat Futuristic in New Video
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Canadian Mall has Scariest Christmas Tree Ever
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Monkey Tries to Steal Banana from Orangutan – Pays the Price
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Tristan Thompson now father of three, accuser give birth
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Reading Hilariously Embarrassing Books In The Library Prank
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Window Washer Has A Very Close Call Due To Fast Winds
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Serena Williams Underwater in a Bikini Bottom
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Russian Guy Playing with Massive bear
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Parrot’s Mind Gets Blown By Washing Machine!
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“Even my sorry a** NEVER lost to Detroit” – Former Vikings coach rips team for losing to Lions
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Record Breaking Hoola Hooper
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Guy Pranks His Mother With Some Timed Trombone Notes!
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Catherine Zeta Jones is Dancing
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Hot Topless Model!
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Get These for your Workouts!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Britney’s Ass in a Bikini Bottom
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Thylane Blondeau in a Swim Photoshoot
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Tate McRae Fuck Me Boots
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Nina Arianda Cleavage
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Keira Knightley’s Still Around
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Avril Lavigne Stills Pretends to be 15
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The Make a Big Deal Out of Adele No Longer Being Fat – Still Looks Fat to Me
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Natalie Alyn Lind in a Photoshoot
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Alesha Dixon in a Gold Dress
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Gemma Arterton’s on the Red Carpet
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From stepSMUT!!

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Devil Horned Dildo
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The Shoe Fits!
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Taco Tuesday
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Outdoor Titty Show
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Hot Tit Reveal
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Tits in the Bath
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Butt Plug Nurse
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How Her Parents Discovered her Porn Career – The Familial Strife of Ghetto Gaggers….
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24 People Having a Shit Day
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Butt Plug Release
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Fucked Up Memes
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Hot Reddit Amateur Tits
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Outdoor Yoga TIts
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Vintage Nude Shoot in the Sprinkler
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Studio Nude Shoot with Porn CHick
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Hot Chick in Bath with Sex Toy
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Masturbate to Vape
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Messy Bedroom Tits
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Big Naturals in a Fuck
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Nude Kelly in the Greens
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Licking her Tit
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Slutty Girls in Cars
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Squirt Chair
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Beach Pussy
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Orange Juice
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Reverse Cowgirl
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Tight Pants Off – Dildo In
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Hot Amateur Fuck
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Squirty on the Qwerty
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Dick Sucker
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Goth Shit
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Big Tits for the Sex Tape
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Christmas Spirit Dildo Fuck
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2021

07

Dec

Sarah Hyland Christmas Ass of the Day

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Sarah Hyland may not have kidneys she was born with, but that doesn’t stop her from trying to test the transplants to make sure that the kidneys stay in place and that they don’t get shit the fuck out of her cunt hole….likely the pee hole.

The ABC/DISNEy kid is getting into the Christmas spirit doing sleazy tight pants booty shakes and despite being creepily underdeveloped and unhealthy enough to be forced to get new kidneys.

She creeps me out, but when the mainstream does their version of a perv Christmas because they are likely told to, I’ll watch…I won’t like it…but I’ll watch.

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2021

07

Dec

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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I say the same thing about The Ratio basically every week I post these girls showing off their waist-to-hip ratio because girls with a waistline and hips know that dudes find them hotter than their tranny counterparts…

There have been studies on The Ratio and they have proven in countless or at least one study they didn’t really need to conduct because dudes already know, I’ll assume they did the study just so you could tell all the bitches in your life they aren’t as hot as they good be because their ratio’s totally not where it needs to be, just to take them down a notch when their ego’s get out of check…like when you hire a mail order bride and show her pictures of her hometown during the war…so you can say “I’ll send you back bitch”….a tactic that works if your wife was homeless before ending up with you for your roof and hot running water…BACK TO UNDER THE BRIDGE BITCH…

Anyway, believe science when it is actual science and not science as part of shitty ad campaign trying to trick you into making terrible life choices, like committing suicide in the dumbest and most boring way through fake vaccines that don’t work.

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2021

07

Dec

Stella Hudgens Bikini Tits of the Day

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I have been a fan of the sisters or daughters of celebrities for as long as I can remember, which is funny because my instinct is to hate the actual celebrities because I know them being there means they are lying sellout money grubbers who just do what they are told…and there’s not real flavor in that…if anything it’s shell of a human shit that doesn’t interest me.

But the siblings and kids are just regular people who happen to have famous relatives, that make them feel insecure and like shit about themselves, while giving them access to all the celebrity shit and celebrity contacts, because their siblings or parents feel bad about how shit they feel and try to help them improve their life…even though that feeling of inadequacy was deep in their fucking coding….

So looking at Stella Hudgens tits in a bikini, which are big enough tits, is more fun that her sister, because there’s more baggage, bitterness and anger…which is that flavor the celebs who have made it just don’t have.

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2021

07

Dec

January Jones Panties of the Day

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January Jones, who may or may not have a kid with Jason Sudeikis, one of the most irritating of the comedic actors out there, but since dude makes money, the child support checks are probably pretty hefty…unless her unwanted, father-less pregnancy was sperm from another donor….that pays equally high child support…it’s the back-up plan for some of these ladies, even those who make their own money, because guaranteed monthly money takes off the pressure of having to work, which I am sure is welcomed by January Jones since she basically only had one job ever…Mad Men…and has since resorted to influencer tactics of panty flash selfies….for attention…since she’s not doing this for the money…

I don’t give a fuck about January Jones, I never watched Mad Men…but I’ll look at a slut being a slut, since social media has reduced the unattainable celebrity that you had no access to in the 2000s…like you really had to be in the scene to brush shoulders with them and even with a celebrity blog I’ve met like 1 back then….but yeah..it reduces the celebrity rich elite into bottom feeding thirst trap whores and I like that kind of communism….where the ladies are all sex workers at a level and acknowledge it instead of denying it…

How can you can a panty selfie by a girl who makes her money off her celebrity….not whoring….YOU CAN’T BECAUSE IT IS WHORING….

Where as if she was doing this in a movie…,it’d be her art…her craft…not whoring…

So you see how that works out…from behind the scenes whore we call an actress to REAL deal social media whore…FUN.

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2021

07

Dec

Anne Winters Topless of the Day

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Anne Winters Has No Nipples!

I don’t know if you know who Anne Winters is, she’s on some new show by the creep who created Family Guy that is about Space, and beyond that she’s actually won an EMMY or some other notable award for work on some other shit she’s done…yet she hasn’t fully gone viral yet…..despite the accolades and casting on shows by some Billionaire cartoon monger.

Anyway, she’s been pretty consistent with her instagram in terms of posting her hot skinny blonde body in various planned photoshoots….they’re a little weird, a little cheesy, definitely seeking low hanging fruit likes and follows to next level her career…and I’m ok with it….because I know when she finally goes viral, she’ll be in the blockbuster movies, she’s on the cusp of that….and getting topless for instagram without the nipples is hardly topless at all, while still being topless…THE WORST LOOPHOLE ever.

The good news is that I think most celebs are ugly piles of shit, but I think this one is hot, so I’m not officially gay…I guess….even though she’s hardly a celebrity and probably the worst….who cares…I’m here for the pics!

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2021

07

Dec

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Dude, the fat ass squeezing into the tight pants is one of the greatest feat of man when it comes to lazy content production for the internet.

Imagine there was a time when girls had to leave the house, go to agents and managers, who would broker deals with them, whether mainstream work for brands or producers, or porn shit…even strippers who toured had a team…and had to go to meetings by day, travel by day, do public relations with the people hiring them, get on set, or to the event, perform….and get paid 60-90 days later…

When all they had to do was film themselves pulling tight pants over their big asses….

That’s all people need, so why bother trying harder than that…THESE GIRLS HAVE FIGURED IT OUT…lazy content gets you paid oftentimes more than actually hard work….

Now, Tight pants are more than just tight pants being pulled over an ass, tight pants are a style or a trend, leave your house they are everywhere, and I fucking love it, because seeing a pussy on a stranger who would never let me see her pussy, through her pants, makes menial errands more eventful.

I celebrate tight pants.

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2021

07

Dec

Anne Hathaway Corset Top of the Day

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You have to wonder why it was mainstream, fuck the mainstream, you sell out fucks, but why was it a trend to hate Anne Hathaway….

Was her celebrity just one of those things that bothered both sides of this merging of timelines, where half of us make no fucking sense to people like me because of the way I see the world….and the other half make total sense…and YOU must choose your side to survive or some shit…

Seriously, never has there been such a clear divide for me, I always thought the masses of radio listeners were garbage humans or useless eaters, but I didn’t realize that so many other people did too.

I am convinced that there are two timelines going on, some parallel universe shit, where no one can connect on anything…or people need to be on one side or the other, because there’s fear in standing alone or some shit.

I dont’ fucking know, I just know that will all the political unrest, covid unrest, vaccine unreset, woke unrest, economic unrest, race, gender and religion unrest…but together they united on hating Anne Hatahway.

I don’t see her being any worse than any other actors, they are all shit, they should all be hated…they are the enemy…

So seeing the mom in her lingerie outfit, not so bad…I mean she could be in a snow suit, it is winter, and there’s no jerking off to that, unless you have a weird traumatic event with a hot ski coach…and that’s the only way you can get off…

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2021

07

Dec

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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As someone who fucks down on their luck street hookers in the internet era of sex workers….meaning anyone willing to do some good old fashioned whoring are going to do it from the comfort of their own crackden on the neighbor’s wifi or their data plan from their discount cell phone provider…so the girls still street whoring are so down on their fucking luck, homeless and phoneless, half dead zombies really…and for the most part they have no real tits, because their body’s already gone through their fat reserves.

MEANING…I like small tits as much as I like big tits…and seeing girls get clown tits from hot small tits is a crime against tits….

Which is why I celebrate small tits and the women proud of them as they should.