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2021

10

Nov

Workout Wednesday of the Day

Fitness saves lives, so if you’re not trying to get fit, you don’t give a fuck about your health.

I’d argue that most pople don’t give a fuck about their health, no matter how many masks you see out there, being a lazy slob is far more rewarding in the short term because you don’t have to work up a sweat, it just sort of happens as your heart struggles to pump blood through your fatness.

I know that the science says that fatness will be the biggest strain on the healthcare system, yet here they are still making all the worst foods available, like they want people sick and near death….I wonder why they’d want that.

These girls are heroes, in that they workout, or believe in fitness, knowing it makes them look and probably feel far better…

I like to think they are doing it so we don’t have to, since we are not….

I also like to think that the bitches at the gym are the only real reason you’d want to go to the gym, the motivator which is why they make girl only gyms…those FUNKILLERS…

Luckily, when you’re fit, you want to share it with the world, endorphines or some shit, reward for the hard work people have been told they don’t need to bother putting in for themselves, because there are pills for that….

So here’s a bunch of hot fitness girls being RACY….to celebrate HEALTH AND WELLNESS.


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2021

10

Nov

Lady Gaga Tucking in Fishnets of the Day

I just saw a bunch of pics of LADY GAGA at the premiere of her house of Gucci movie with Adam Driver, since she’s a big star, multi-faceted, a TRIPLE THREAT like a Disney kid…she can sing, she can dance, she can act…even though acting requires no skill they just don’t tell the actors that because they need them thinking what they do is some sort of gift from above…I don’t know.

I do know that the superstar pop star with one of the worst faces to ever be on a pop star as far as I’m concerned, did have a great ass in fishnets the time I grabbed it at a party many years ago….and whether it was an actual woman’s ass or some hybrid ass…as I’ve mentioned there’s a conspiracy going around that Hollywood is demonic and that the ladies are not actual ladies…people have actually made youtube videos and analyzed this shit…but we’ll assume for the sake of argument, it was a ladies ass…a firm round ladies ass…it still didn’t make her hot or turn me on…and either do these pics of her being “weird”…when her whole “weirdness” angle is just culture vulturing from actual weird people…when you’re worth 100,000,000 dollars and you were raised a rich kid who went to school with Paris Hilton…your “artistry” is 100 percent less authentic…no matter how many rich people who proclaim that they are artists so that they don’t have to work for the family bank, brokerage firm, real estate company, brand….I don’t buy it…when you are pop, you’re a cash grabbing piece of shit with no soul…whether the whole satanism in the music industry is real or not…

That said, the most impressive thing about Gaga is that unlike most actors, and RICH KIDS, she must have some real raw talent even though she’s an actor and a rich kid, because based on the way she looks, in the era she came up, they’d never give her the time of day, no matter how much brainwashing technology they put into her music….they’d find a hotter vessel….so I guess there’s that….

Here’s a panty close up, I can’t see balls, so we’ll say JOB WELL DONE!

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2021

10

Nov

Sophie Simmons Topless of the Day

WOAH – Get your KISS merch before the SUPPLY CHAIN issues make it impossible for you to get your KISS merch and everyone who knows KISS merch knows that Sophie Simmons is the best KISS merch around….from Gene Simmons’ balls to your computer screen…and she doesn’t even cost a motherfucking thing…you can even imagine yourself fucking it, as guys do when they look at pics of hot girls, or walk next to hot girls, or get served by hot girls…and really they don’t even have to be hot…they just have to be there….men are perverts…CANCEL THEM…

Anyway….Sophie Simmons, a reality star, an HEIRESS to a huge empire, getting topless for the social media like a low level….when she’s really not low level at all…is a little disappointing because she could do great things with those big boobs….but like everyone, no one bothers trying, because it doesn’t make a difference…you get as many likes for a shitty titty selfie as you would for something you put together and tried to do something inspiring with….

We can’t blame the tits for reducing themselves to tits, it’s society as a whole that’s doing it to them….because before social media, we’d never see topless selfies from ANYONE…even if we tried to convince girls or pay girls to send them….they’d say no…and the big tits we loved would have to come at us from other angles…maybe paparazzi pics, magazine photoshoots….but when you give people the chance to run their own destiny….everything slowly becomes amateur porn, even high end shit…

It is weird….but I’ll take it because the end result gets us some titty which is what it’s about, there’s a reason people are self producing this shit, it’s what the fans want to see….eliminate the middle man, get straight to the point, seems efficient to me.

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2021

10

Nov

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

I was reading some conspiracy that basically outlined that all of the famous actresses are actually born men and part of some big scam to confuse people.

I wouldn’t say that it is totally impossible, because for the entirety of this site I’ve called these celebs out for not being nearly as hot as they are marketed as.

I also know where there is money, there is a lot of fucking weirdness, and Hollywood is about the money…lots of money…so what we think we know may just be an elaborate troll. As someone who has been on the internet as long as I have, I wouldn’t be all that shocked or really all that mad since I don’t jack off to celebs like you do.

Anyway, in the conspiracy they mentioned the CAMELTOE prosthetic that is available on amazon for the average consumer looking to dupe dudes into thinking there’s a cunt under those balls and I figure that technology had to start somewhere, like most trends, that somewhere may have been HOLLYWOOD.

So you can’t always trust the cameltoe, but sometimes you just need to trust the cameltoe, because pussy eating pants, underwear, shorts, basically anything…showing off the pussy in full glory through the pants…is pretty fucking great.

These cameltoes, which we’ll assume are on women, it’s all a matter of perception, are fucking great.

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2021

10

Nov

Elsa Hosk Tits of the Day

Elsa Hosk is a model, so this is her showing off some high fashion items that I guess were designed for the traditional titless model, while this Swede comes in packing fucking heat, you know a basketball star before she was a model, now a new mom with basketball sized tits, trying to be included in those high fashion dresses, which I guess is the opposite, but much better version of a fat chick squeezing into pants too tight because she doesn’t want to admit she’s a fat chick..

This tits too big to be a traditional model, BUT THAT WON’T STOP HER…a FUCKING HER…but tits perfect enough to be a lingerie model even for mall brands who sell made in China trash, but at least she’s half naked….just tits too big for the dress…but she’s empowered, don’t shame her….JERK OFF TO HER…THOSE TITS.

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2021

10

Nov

Addison Rae Bikini of the Day

If you want evidence that TikTok is some demonic shit that sucks everyone in with their sophisticated AI that know exactly what you like, because it’s basically INSIDE YOUR FUCKING BRAIN…then you’ve gotta look at their number one star…the BIGGEST (literally) star for a generation…celebrated and praised for awkward dancing because talent, training and discipline doesn’t matter to a retard generation, not that dancing is ever good, ALWAYS retarded….which reminds me…

Someone said they were going to use the R-Word but don’t want to offend anyone….in reference to some bullshit….so I said “RAPE?”….you know the OTHER forbidden R word, that is a way funnier one to me, not because I endorse rape but because I don’t think Retard(ed) is a forbidden word….I know retards, real ones, and those who act like retards and are basically real ones and there’s no better word to explain it….where as RAPE can has too many other options to make the same point…BUT RETARD in a unique and beautiful angel sent from heaven word….unlike Addison Rae..who is just a billboard for how trash society has gone…

I mean, this is their idols, their babes, and she’s getting paid for it…while being nothing…a literal nothing….

What a world.

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2021

10

Nov

Weed Wednesday of the Day

I am pretty sure that weed is basically treated as though it is legal in most parts of the world, you know since it’s just a fucking plant you can grow on your windowsill in your mom’s basement you call “Masturbation Station”….

The fact it was ever illegal is fucking silly, but I guess so are a lot of laws that are designed to block personal freedoms like getting high…

I know they play the stoner being the brain dead retard streaming netflix, but I’d argue that’s pretty much everyone, the weed just makes it more tolerable..

So if you are a useless mindless retard who likes laying out covered in fast food and junk food as you slowly die never really knowing what real life is….you should try it high.

Thes girls are what I’d call WEED activists, even if their activism is more just using weed as a prop, it gets the word out there that girls who get naked on the internet smoke weed, so why don’t you….

Everyone needs their hook, I mean when so many ppl get naked online daily, you gotta go niche…and weed porn is niche I’m into…but I’ll look at any girl naked, she doesn’t need to be posing with weed.

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2021

10

Nov

Jordyn Jones Ass of the Day

Jordyn Jones’ is a child dancing reality show star where she played one of the children….I don’t fuck with that kind of content and I am shocked it even exists but thanks to Jordyn Jones and Maddie Ziegler now being 18 and slutty….I know those shows exist and I know that the stars they create grow up to a very unique kind of slut…

You know sold to the industry for the worst low hanging fruit shit, but for whatever reason it led to tons of social media followers, that they can now sell shitty product to through sleazy content, the sleazier you get the more the sell and thus the more money they make.

You know dreams of fame filling the void in their soul with likes and follows like all these motherfuckers out there.

Jordyn Jones is a little trashy and even sells exclusive slutty content to her fans.

I don’t know if this has anything to do with that feed, but it’s a pretty impressive booty in sweatpants show….like adult dancers, this child dancer who is now an adult, has the flexibility, fitness and musculature you’d want a girl you are jerking off to have..

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2021

10

Nov

Victoria Justice Smokes of the Day

Here’s some Victoria Justice sucking dick energy. Sure she’s not actually suking a dick and you dick is likle far smaller than that mouth piece so probably har for you to visualize, but as far as I’m concerned, it’s erotic….I’m still brainwashed from the evil entertainment industry that taught me that smoking was cool and smoking was sexy….and girls who do it aren’t white trash trailer part garbage at the corner store buying lottery tickets and mustard…but actual glam….

Yes, she’s not smoking cock, but she probably has…

I know what you’re thinking, has her career gone so south that she’s headed to DUBAI for some HUMMUS parties? You know they pay more for the higher profile talent they get to shit on….I think her resume or IMDB could command BIG money…

Either way, hot tits.

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2021

10

Nov

Rittenhouse’s Amazing TikTok Handle of the Day

4DoorsMoreWhores

I don’t know if you’ve been following the Rittenhouse case, I haven’t, because I saw all the clips when the shit went down, and people like Ricky Schroder were bailing him out, and it was pretty obvious that he was acting in self defense and seemed like a reasonably nice kid…and I saw the guns being pointed at him when he smoked those fuckers…should he have been there, no…should BLM be there…definitely not.

Not to mention, he killed some sex offender, and other white guy who was likely a criminal because he was hired to protest for BLM…

You don’t need my analysis on this shit, other than I hope the kid sues the fuck out of all the media outlets who painted him as a racist or white supremacist..

I will say, everyone, even a guy he shot is helping his case….the prosecutor is fully lying, and the court system which I don’t have much hope for, may PULL through….everyone scared of the fucking internet….what a scam.

ANYWAY. I saw this clip about Kyle’s TikTok handle, 4DoorsMoreWhores….AMAZING….

It seems like the judge was pissed that it was brought up, you know, since it is totally irrelevant, but I guess an attempt to trigger the woke because the kid said WHORE…

My email when I got Hotmail in the 90s was VAGINALBLOODFART@hotmail.com….no longer active..>THANKS BILL GATES fucking my shit up since 1996.

The point is, people are too fucking uptight and hopefully it CONTINUES to backfire….

Here’s the judge pissed…

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