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2021

29

Oct

Madison Beer Ass of the Day

I think Madison Beer may have a fake ass, because that ass looks a little too Kardashian for my liking, and all these people are jacking their real selves up, to match their edited internet selves, which is almost something I respect, because there are so many girls who don’t bother bringing that avatar to real life, so you see them show up to the grocery store no looking anything like their online lie that brands pay them 5k-10k to market products for them…

I could be wrong and this could be her natural ass on stage, because she’s more than just a bottom feeding influencer they launched on Youtube when she was young, posturing her views as being anything but perverts who watch young girls on Youtube….so that she could sign a lucrative deal that allowed her to spend years releasing an album that she is finally presenting to the world….you know an overhyped youtuber, finally released her music, now touring it, and to offset any negative press…she’s flashing ass…cuz it makes people less focused on her mediocre “art” and lack of stage presence…

I’ll stare at the big tity girl’s ass…I mean it’s probably more interesting than anything she’s capable of…

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2021

29

Oct

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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As you may or may not know, the people who control the world and the internet want you living in a pod with VR goggles or spacesuit on, so that you can live your best life, without actually living life, because it’s a virtual life…

You know, why bother trying to win at real life, when you can just have the ultimate life, more fulfilling life, like you’re some kind of hero online, to contrast your loser in real life life…

So make that real life, your god given real life, assuming we aren’t already in a simulation, which we have no idea whether we are or not, but we’ll assume that this is real life, or as close to real life as we know….making this some metaverse in a metaverse thing…far less interesting than this one…

BUT of course they want you to sign up to it, to live out that fantasy, like the useless eater you are….while making them all rich and undisturbed by the useless eaters because they are too busy living some fantasy life that is their real life…buying virtual clothing for retail prices using digital currency…and it’s all so pathetic, depressing, BUT I know people will LOVE every second of it, because they’ve been made to hate their existence that much, that they’ve already given up their freedoms to these corporations..

Since we have no control over this shit, let’s just hope that we can get some hot FAKE on/offs by the other players in the game, you know let’s hope that their virtual identity is much sluttier than their already slutty real identity…because it’s not real life and you can just do anything there….it’s the metaverse and it sounds like a fucking nightmare…an evil scam of a nightmare we’ll hope people don’t ever partake in, even if it is mandate…

Save the On/Offs for real life. Since real life is more fun….stop being scared of it…cuck.

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2021

29

Oct

Inka Williams Nude of the Day

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Inka Williams is a Bali Based model that I’ve posted a few times before because I think she’s hot.

In this world of face filters, face tunes, AI, AR, other confusing shit that makes me think the pussy I am looking at isn’t even human, I like when I come across someone who feels like she’s real….even if no one is real, it’s a generational thing and her entire generation is pretty fucked…

But the skinny model with the solid ass and manageable tits was raised in Bali, before all the influencer trash moved in to pollute her beaches, she was polluting those beaches first….so maybe being raised in a third world tropical country makes her a little more down to earth and less “let’s go to the mall and buy shit we don’t need”…or maybe less “let’s take brain meds that our doctor gave us and let us stream”….you know she could potentially have a less suburban and more interesting take on life…at least I’d hope…because she’s hot.

I also like that she’s not a fat chick pretending to be a model, you know if the girl is skinny and modeling, I’ll endorse her no matter what, NO FAT CHICKS allowed…seriously, I’m tired of uglies infiltrating the model world, when it’s meant for the hotties…like GOD wanted…thiss confusing men for women, fatties for fit, retards and cripples as INCLUSIVE, because people think it is fair game…well it’s no…there are levels to this shit, and this one’s near top level…which is why I am staring at here in these pics and you should too.

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2021

29

Oct

Ashley Benson Slutty of the Day

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Ashley Benson is the fake lesbian like all those dudes dressed like girls that are rocking the lesbian dating app now that they are considered women and those lesbians on the app have no choice but to have sex with them and their penises because it’s a woman penis you see…otherwise they aren’t woke, or aren’t left enough, or are even worse some traditional racist bigot who doesn’t care about trannies…

That’s the world we are in….men who can’t get laid, losing their shit, buying the cheapest dress and make-up at K-Mart, all to not need to compete with all those other dudes on the dating apps who aren’t getting ignored….

If you can dress like a chick and fuck chicks who think you’re a chick…take advantage of this shit…it’s the GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY…

But yeah, Benson did the lesbian thing, but not real lesbianism, more Hollywood lesbianism, probably marketing tactics initiated by her team, only to go back to cock, because lesbianism is some fleeting thing now, a trend, not some militant, bull dyke, motorcycle riding, knitting, construction boot wearing, laborer in plaid shit….it’s for all the girls who grew up watching porn…even hotties…weird.

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2021

29

Oct

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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Frog Butts are a pose where girls kneel, ass out, because girls need different poses to document their lives, their story, their nudes….otherwise they’d just not know what to do with themselves, you know they have the ass, the pussy, the legs, the ability to kneel with their ass out, but they wouldn’t have a hashtag to know what they are doing is ok, right, accepted, what others do….since being an individual is the scariest thing for these people out there who still pretend they are originals…some have lists of the number of things that make them so unique, I think I posted a bitch in the “other video of the day” stepNEWS post where she has every possible thing WRONG with her, but that she celebrates because victimhood is a currency…the more categories that make you a victim…the more society folds to your demands you self involved, narcissistic, negative, and annoying fuck.

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2021

29

Oct

Dua Lipa See Through of the Day

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Dua Lipa is in some sheer outfit showing off her body as she has been doing for her entire career as a Youtuber turned signed artist turned the top performer out there…

I have no idea if she’s one of these satanists who has sold her soul to the evil music industry that you know is used to control the minds of people, they even let us in on it with Josie and the Pussycats, which even before I was awake and really knew the insanity that goes on, I knew that made perfect fucking sense and that they were letting us in on it, because I met a guy who had invented something called a dog whistle bar code back in the 90s…which basically would trigger ads and/or other messaging that a device could hear, but the human ear couldn’t…why would he have that tech in the 90s, if they weren’t already using it in movies, tv and music…BUT YEAH…

Dua claims she isn’t an industry puppet from the UK, just a random and organic viral sensation, which is possible. She didn’t submit her song to the Grammys which is basically anti-establishment, anti-industry, but wouldn’t that be what they play to make you think she’s not one of them…plus she’s dating a Hadid who is a little too close to the evil Kardashians for comfort…

But who cares, she has tits, shows them off, that’s the only thing I should care about….

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2021

29

Oct

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Full Back Panties representing a marketing war that targeted women who are probably in their late 30s – 40s now….

These corporations don’t give a fuck about you, about your prosperity, and they even own the governments that control you, tax you, and ALLOW them to put chemicals in your foods….I saw something about McDonalds or maybe it was all Fast Foods having actual plastic in the fo that peple are giving kids…the plastics linked to smaller BALLS bro…no joke…I heard it today…AVOID THE POISON…

So yeah, they told ladies that their panties weren’t good enough, weren’t hot enough, and you know they blamed white guys for that pressure they felt to make the right PANTY choice, you know you don’t want to get hit by a car and have the paramedic see you in period panties, so THONG UP LADIES….

A good old fashioned panty burn, that’ll make you panty lovers as angry as book lovers and freedom fighters at a book burn, you know SO MUCH potential panty soup could be made with all those full back panties….

But trust your overlords, they really care about you…or at least controlling you…from your bank accounts, to when you see your family, to where you can and can’t work, taxing you, charging you insane interest rates, you know all this societal norms that have nothing to do with actual humanity…it’s EVIL and if they come after your underwear, they could easily come after your kids, so keep those eyes open fool…

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2021

29

Oct

Demi Rose Nipple Pasties of the Day

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Demi Rose is one of the weirdest bodies to go viral since the Kardashians, which is pretty much her whole angle, the UKs Kim Kardashian because the media are scumbags and half retards who don’t know how to promote people without comparing them to the Kardashians, it is part of the propaganda…

I am sure it worked out alright for Demi Rose, she probably charged people way more to piss on her at the HUMMUS parties you know she was fully part of…that we’ll assume is part of her revenue streams, you know one of her P and Ls….

Even though it’s pretty rude to call someone a Kardashian since they are Satanic trash with Satanic LA connections where she was able to rise to the top of really unimpressive to anyone who values things like fame as money as less important than things like integrity…or not brainwashing a generation, hypnotizing them with her witch spells, to be vapid consuming trash who think launching a sex tape is a valid way to launch a brand….even if I’d watch the sex tapes used to launch the brand…cuz watching sex is still fun sometimes…

Anway, sh’s doing some playboy thing, and looks fetishy, cartoony, comic-booky and you may like that kind of thing, so check it out bro.

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2021

29

Oct

Amanda Cerny Lingerie of the Day

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You may not give a fuck about Amanda Cerny but she is one of those girls who did Playboy back when anyone could do Playboy, and instead of fading into obscurity with her photoshoot printed up and framed in their office as one of life’s adventures, you know their Forrest Gump Moment….because there are a lot of Playboy girls who no one has ever heard of that don’t really matter to anyone but maybe the guy who is fucking them, their boyfriend, husband, sugar daddy, clients…you get what I am saying here…but yeah, Amanda Cerny, totally unimpressive, not even that hot, but clever…and clearly confident…so she aligned with all the VINE STARS who ended up making stupid money from their vine clips, some who still make stupid money….as the hot chick in their videos and thus went viral too.

She’s gone back to the nudie work, which is funny, because she likely made a lot of money when brands were all about the Vine kids, and most people forgot her Playboy roots, and thus didn’t alienate her or cancel her for being naked on the internet….because NO ONE KNEW her from that.

Well, in doing the nudie work, probably getting paid stupid money with it, she’s giving you some themed content, which is nice, at least someone is…

Yes, I love themed shoots….and check out that big ass.

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2021

29

Oct

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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It’s fishnet Friday as a reminder of how oppressed women are, in part because they have to get naked on the internet to feel like they fit in amongst the other celebrated sluts who have indoctrinated them into thinking naked on the internet is feminism…and that’s great.

It’s also a nice way to celebrate how oppressed women are by men who give them these unrealistic expectations to live up, so that they feel like they have to wear fishnets to matter, because you know it’s the man’s fault…probably the white man’s fault…they are the worse…

I know that wrapping a girl in netting, like she’s prey that has been caught to consume, you know to feed the family or to sell for profit….is just some darkness..

GOOD THING THEY DO IT TO THEMSELVES…because they’ve been trained proper. Right.

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