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Amanda Seyfried and Sydney Sweeney Bring the Multi-Generational Celebrity Fuck Fetish Dreams of the Day
Amanda Seyfried and Sydney Sweeney Bring the Multi-Generational Celebrity Fuck Fetish Dreams of the Day
OJ’s Daughter, the Monster Kardashian Does a Photosoot in Tight Pants of the Day
OJ’s Daughter, the Monster Kardashian Does a Photosoot in Tight Pants of the Day
Jojo’s Tits on Daytime TV of the Day
Jojo’s Tits on Daytime TV of the Day
Kate Beckinsale Smells her Own Vagina while Geriatric Breakdancing of the Day
Kate Beckinsale Smells her Own Vagina while Geriatric Breakdancing of the Day
Wetspot Wednesday the RIP Motherfucker Val Kilmer Edition of the Day
Wetspot Wednesday the RIP Motherfucker Val Kilmer Edition of the Day

2021

08

Sep

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Weed, like IVERMECTIN is an un-patentable, gift from the Gods, with medicinal value that Big Pharma fucking hates because it gets in the way of them pushing their cures for profit, since they don’t actually have cures really, just periods of remission, but they sure as fuck have pills for everything, different versions of pills for everything, and they sure as fuck want that shoved down all your fucking throats…

So weed is the enemy of Big Pharma, it bites into profits as people use it instead of anti-depressants, pain meds, opiates, sleeping aids, etc…and that is why it was banned…

It had nothing to do with race, to get black people in prison, to enslave them…it was strictly impossible to manage, control, and too easy to grow…DON’T LET THAT INFO OUT..

Now the governments are legalizing weed, in hopes of it making people too lazy to contest, but unfortunately, for some people….weed just wakes them up….so instead of sitting on couches eating donuts like they see on the TV when they stereotype the stoners…they are getting mad….smoking that government weed…that is probably laced like the cocaine in California that comedians snort…I mean why wouldn’t it be…

Anyway, weed isn’t legal in the USA, so you still have weed activists getting naked for the cause, and some look like they smoke too much weed, but that’s ok…we like them cuz they’re not famous since famous people are shit, and people trying to be famous are less shit, cuz they aren’t famous yet, but still shit….cuz they are people.

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2021

08

Sep

Jojo Deep Throat of the Day

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Jojo was pushing some sex positive agenda a few months ago when she was talking about losing her virginity at some tender young age, because she was sold to an industry filled with perverts, sexualized by said perverts, in order to make money off her, while giving her some of that money to keep her from complaining or ratting them out…at least thats the storyline I’ve written for Jojo…

Her audience is probably 99 percent gay, so she’s probably showing them all her gag reflex or lack there of, since it’s probably one of those tricks of the trades they don’t teach you about at those three year “how to become an entertainer” colleges they have around the country to scam losers who think they’ve got a shot.

The other 1% of her audience are perverts like us, who were amazed at her huge sloppy tits when she pulled them out on social media like a good little celebrity, before becoming a lingerire model for Rihanna to help support her singing career..

She was a huge star, now she’s a huge titty nostalgia star…adn she’s perverted like everyone else in this pervert world filled with perverts…where I’m still flagged a porn site when I’m so fucking wholesome…



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2021

08

Sep

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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I don’t have much confidence in the medical industry, at least not here in Canada, mainly because they are pushing this COVID propaganda on us, acting like it’s a big deal and like hospitals are fully, yet I walked by a hospital the other day and all I heard was crickets, I mean sure I was rolling around in biohazard masks the yard outside the hospital after sucking on some Nitrous I found in the supply room…

What I am saying is that there’s under 100 people in ICU right now and they are mandating all this medication and vaccine shit…and we live amongst 8 million people….so we’re all suffering over here over 100 people in the ICU..province-wide….seems like they are overreacting..

All this to say, the system wants us sick, they don’t mandate fitness, they don’t mandate organic food, if anything they lockdown and limit restaurants that sell good food, but keep the fast food spots open to keep people sick, and they love to prescribe meds to treat, but not cure illness, so you’re a repeat customer…

If you’re healthy, which involves fitness and diet, getting those essential minerals in your system, you’ll likely not die of some dumb fucking virus, but rather of an accident, murder, drug overdoses from laced coke, suicide, or other things unrelated to health…

If you’re not into health, that’s fine, I’m not either, but I like watching racy girls do fitness to inspire me to jerk off to fitness, which in some cases is a workout cuz it gets my heart rate up…you know just doing my part for health and wellness.

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2021

08

Sep

Josephine Skriver Flexible of the Day

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I had these pictures of Josephine Skriver one peice bathing suit pics lined up a few days ago, they weren’t all that inspiring and didn’t really give me anything to say about them, not that I have anything to say about any of these idiots, but I really had nothing to say about this…

She’s sunning her pussy, that’s what I’m seeing..cuz this is a pussy first kind of approach to a photo and as a PUSSY ambassador who loves all things pussy, that’s more than enough to justify this repost…

The best thing about Josephine Skriver is that the pussy she’s tanning is straight up from a lab, her dad a creepy scientist who made her in a test tube and I am so sure that he made key selections in the DNA code he injected into the egg…

She makes a good case for cloning…In the event you didn’t know, cloning is real, you can clone your dog in Texas for 50,000 dollars, I know, cuz I looked into it….so they definitely know how to clone people, and they’ve definitely got armies of clones in underground bunkers around the world…I mean at least you’d assume that…since that’s what evil people would do with that technology…some fucking “Secret Projects”…

I would just make an army of pussy to ride on my face…and your wife can’t call it cheating like she does every time I come home with dirty hooker dick smellin’…cuz they’re barely human…just an updated AI….

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2021

08

Sep

Demi Moore Bikini of the Day

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I’ve never been too interested in Demi Moore, I always found her a fucking scam of a celebrity, like so many celebrities before her, I don’t mind her daughters, even the ugly one, because I am just into the whole celebrity rich kids in their 30s living their entitled lives without having to accomplish anything on their own, that’s the whole point of the parents being famous, so they don’t have to…

Anyway, I’ve also hated girls who get plastic surgery because it is fake and I think we’re surrounded by way too much fake shit in every aspect of our lives….people are fake, their opinions fake, the news is fake, pandemics are fake, it’s all an argument that we are living in a simulation, or part of a terrible fucking movie that hasn’t been revealed to us…

So when I found out that Demi Moore’s hoteness was manufactured at her peak, even in the Striptease days, that I will admit I probably jacked off to, because it was an era of girls not getting naked every fucking day, and porn wasn’t as accessible, so you do what you gotta do…but even then I didn’t like it, it was a means to an end….

It’s just not really impressive, when you’re rich and positioned as “hot”….just yesterday I saw some lizard looking lady with the best tan ever, jogging in a sports bra, with rock hard tits on a rock hard body, despite being in her 50s, cuz you could tell the leathery skin was filled with fillers, so that it looked like a football and not like a deflated football Tom Brady would us…I just made a sports analogy…I’m such a jock…I fucking hate sports oh and Demi Moore…Ashton’s ex-wife…which is a whole other level of weirdness.

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2021

08

Sep

Brittany Snow Bikini of the Day

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Brittany Snow is in a bikini, because who the fuck isn’t in a bikini, especially when they are as low level of a celebrity as Brittany Snow….

It’s a bit of a boring and uninteresting trip, you know like winning a free hotel stay at a suburban motel outside your city because you entered a draw at the local grocery store, a “staycation” that fucking sucks…worst trip ever…

But yeah, a bit of a trip that all these girls as part of their marketing strategy is posting up bikini selfies..

So someone like Snow, with her hardly interesting career, has made a shit ton of money, is in her mid 30s, yet still posts bikini pics for attention.

All these bitches trying to be hot, trying to be jerked off to, trying to get likes and follows, in efforts to get paid more than they already do…cuz they are greedy…

I mean there’s probably a lot of people who are more interesting than Brittany Snow auditioning for the roles she wants to get, cuz they all want that Oscar win and Action movie for china…it’s the American dream because these people aren’t visionaries or artists…they are bodies…so look at their fucking body….I guess.

It’s only funny, cuz it’s just low hanging fruit and cheapens these girls more than the producers they flirt with or suck off to get ahead…

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2021

08

Sep

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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Pussy Wedgies are a magical thing that happens when girls have fat enough vaginas and tight enough pants for those fat enough vaginas to eat those tight enough pants.

I know they sell pussy wedgie inserts on Amazon, because I promoted them on this site using the Amazon affiliate program that ended up making me 2,000 dollars, that AMAZON ended up never PAYING ME, because they think this is a porn site…

THAT IS DISCRIMINATION….I wish I could have sued, I probably could have, but that 2000 dollars was all I had and I never got it fuckers…

Anyway, The best thing about pussy wedgies is that they are normally actual girls showing off their pussies in their pants, because they need to, it’s a warzone out there, and trannies are tucking their way into womanhood, fucking with women rights and not even at the sport level, but weird fucking queer dudes are trying to fuck trannies cuz trannies can’t get their periods…or maybe because trannies allow them to be gay without feeling gay because it’s still a “girl/boy” relationship instead of just being gay.

POINT OF THE STORY…is I’ve seen so many cameltoes this year…as girls are trying to solidify owning their fat pussies, showing off their fat pussies, cuz they all know it’s their money maker…I am good with that.

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2021

08

Sep

Inbar Lavi Bikini Party of the Day

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Inbar Lavi is a 34 year old actress from Israel who claims she saw Natalie Portman, another Israeli actress in The Professional and thought “I CAN DO THAT TOO”…or some shit….because I guess she was hot enough that when she joined the IDF they decided to push her into espionage by making her a Hollywood starlet, as they do.

I don’t know if the Israeli actresses are actually spies, but I just saw Alex Jones freaking out because they leaked him the names of Epstein’s co-conspirators and he seemed to be freaking out…so I can only assume that there will be some Hollywood ties, because Hollywood is fucking vile…and always has been and needs to be replaced by independent producers….they are too big, they are too evil and they are ruining everyone…

I don’t know that if the Israeli actresses are actually spies, or if Hollywood knows if they are or not, I guess they’ll need to ask Gal Gadot..

It makes for a more interesting storyline if that is the case for all these babes, but unfortunately, it is possible for a hot chick with money to get in the industry, especially when she’s got the Israel / Jewish card that they can use to manipulate the creepy producers who are oftentimes Jewish and thus super excited by hot Jewish girls and by giving hot Jewish girls a chance…

I am not political and I don’t care if this girl can kill me with her bare hands, I’m just here to look at her bikini erotica….that I am sure she’s promoting in efforts to get higher profile work, since she’s done a whole lot of trash…this bikini sessions not included cuz I like it.


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2021

08

Sep

Kate Hudson Upskirt of the Day

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Kate Hudson who is in her 40s and probably eats dead babies to stay youthful looking, or maybe she just gets baby blood transfusions like the real committed to their youth elites she was born into….unless she just photoshops, filters, and does the whole filler injection thing, I don’t know…or care.

I do not subscribe that her pussy was good enough to kill yourself for, I think Owen Wilson was just being a bit of a drama queen about it, you know actors….

In the event you don’t remember, Owen Wilson was breaking up with Kate Hudson back when he tried to kill himself.

Luckily he survived and graced our lives with the only golden locks that matter….no homo…

Do people stay no homo anymore, I always loved no homo…it was always a good laugh, far better than “that’s what she said”…..

Speaking of SHE….Kate Hudson and her ratty ass dyed hair, living her clone of Goldie Hawn life, getting Goldie Hawn’s jobs, because like Kate Hudson, Goldie Hawn can’t act, but the producers don’t are, they are too busy fucking aspiring actors to notice the ones already in the systems…

I just don’t find her all that interesting..even when she’s dressed like a Miami stripper on a busy ART BASEL night out….

I also don’t find it that impressive that she’s a athletic-wear, leisure-wear, billionaire, thanks to some made in china bullshit with her direct to consumer partners that made a billion dollar brand with Kim K and Rihanna with her lingerie since Kate Hudson….it’s a scam people…SLAVE LABOR TO MAKE THE RICH RICHER….and we can only hope in the new iteration of society when all these old and evil fucks get arrested or die off…will be less vapid, empty, and disgusting…

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2021

08

Sep

Kourtney Kardashian Probably Pregnant of the Day

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I have been saying that the world is run by fucking psychopaths and that the Kardashians are as demonic and part of the system, they got paid a lot for the evil that they’ve put into the system and I’ve fucking hated them all along this social media disgustingness our society is so obsessed with because the majority is a bunch of fake, soulless pieces of trash who have no ability to free think…

So everything I see about this MONSTER and her ENTIRE family and ALL of their half retard fans makes me fucking sick to my fucking stomach..

So the bloated 45 year old PIG who gets diddled by the lamest fucking “punk” drummer in history of music…because you know he’s fucking garbage too…otherwise he would NOT waste his fucking time with this fucking bloated fucking demon…

I guess the only good thing about the Kardashians, who are aggressive on the lawyers, have never bothered with me….plus I made money off the Kim K sex tape, so I guess we’re in business together because that partnership never officially ended back when she was getting her and her family’s start using the Paris Hilton business model I am sure she coordinated.

These are BAD BAD people who push BAD BAD messages to the people….while DUMBING them the fuck down…and turning them into commodities trying to monetize themselves instead of being interesting or good people…

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