I really try my hardest to not leave the house. I don’t have a job. I don’t have hobbies. I don’t have friends and those who have though they were my friends because I’m a really charismatic and great guy people like to be around decide to invite me places…I never go. Sometimes, because I […]
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2018
22
Aug
Charli XCX Erotica of the Day
The funniest thing about Charli XCX is that I’ve actually seen her perform…. I once drunkenly walked into some party someone invited me to and I saw this fat girl dancing around making the dumbest sounds with the shittiest of music…to which I thought to myself “What is this low level pop act and why […]
2018
08
Aug
Charli XCX Tits of the Day
Charli XCX Tits for all you Charli XCX fans…which last I counted was one person…but also for Charli XCX Tit fans…which last I checked is all tit fans because tits are great…they feed life and look good when being cummed on. Something that Charli XCX is well aware of because that is why she exists….know […]
2018
26
Jun
Charli XCX Nipples of the Day
I wrote a very riveting piece on Charli XCX last week. It was a bit of an expose, what I would call Journalism at it’s finest, my Pulitzer prize moment, or what I used to call my “Lewinsky”…which was a reference point to how DrudgeReport went famous on the internet and became household because of […]
2018
20
Jun
Charli XCX TITS of the Day
The funny thing about Charli XCX is that I’ve actually seen her perform at some event…which is really fucking weird because I don’t actually leave the house ever – but for some reason I have managed to see this one perform and I still don’t even know who or what she is other than a […]
2018
31
May
Charli XCX Nipples of the Day
Charli XCX flashed her tits in a see through bra…because no one knows who Charli XCX is, or why her name is so fucking stupid, but if she keeps on doing this and maybe they will… That is the logic….and a it works! Everyone so mindless this is the equivalent of a laugh track on […]
2018
02
May
Charli XCX Titty Flash of the Day
Charli XCX flashed her tits in a see through bra…because no one knows who Charli XCX is, or why her name is so fucking stupid, but if she keeps on doing this maybe they will…the hope is they will…it’s the way people beg on social media..it’s no getting down on your knees, it’s more putting […]
2018
26
Feb
Charli XCX Fetish Model of the Day
Charli XCX is a bootleg Rita Ora, which is funny, since Rita Ora is a bootleg Rihanna, I mean she’s even a bootleg Rihanna impersonator, but she’s trying….which means Charli XCX is just so far down on the ladder of pop star with no hit songs, from the UK, trying to make it in America […]
2018
05
Jan
Charli XCX Bikini of the Day
Charli XCX is some clickbait performer who would show her tits as often as she could over the last 4-5 years of being a clickbait performer who never quite made it to the mainstream, like you don’t know her songs or her choreographed dances – but if you do you’re a fucking weirdo… But she […]
2017
03
Nov
Charli Xcx Nipples so People Notice She’s Got an Album of the Day
Charli XCX who you’ve probably never heard of…because she’s a night club act…and not like in the Glory Days of Hollywood where a Night Club act is what created stars and best sellers….since the night club was the place to be if you were fancy and rich and luxurious…but the night club act of today […]