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2017

26

May

Charli XCX Does Instagram of the Day

Charlie XCX is so edgy…so extreme…so in a bikini or her underwear on the internet for attention like she’s supposed to be, because what else are you supposed to do to stand out, unfortunately…not kill yourself, or each other, because these people are all teh fucking worst… Who the fuck is Charli XCX anyway…doesn’t matter…exactly…

2017

17

Apr

Charli XCX Not That Hot or Relevant in a Bikini of the Day

Charli XCX is at COACHELLA at a party in a bikini , because she’s more of a scenester from the UK than an celebrity… The reality is that no one really knows who Charli XCX, I mean she must have a bit of a fan base, but in the grand scheme of celebrity she’s a […]

2017

23

Mar

Charli XCX Has Nipples of the Day

In very important news…Charli XCX has nipples… In case you thought that she was a barbie doll…or a Breast Cancer survivor…she’s not… She’s got real deal fucking nipples and she’s showing them off to the world like a good girl…like Daddy’s good little girl…only instead of doing it in some The reality is that no […]

2017

08

Feb

Charli XCX in Her Bra for Kimmel of the Day

Charli XCX did the Kimmel Show..or as I like to call it…the show with the guy who was fucking Sarah Silverman for many years despite her being a man, not funny, annoying as fuck…and sloppy at best in terms of sex appeal…I guess those were his fat years, pre hit nightly talk show years, and […]

2016

19

Dec

Charli XCX See Through of the Day

Charli XCX may have nipples….and you may like to look at them and she may have accidentally posted them on social media – you know in an “oops” situation in an “I don’t know how this ended up here”….but don’t let it take away the fact that she’s the most talented singer in the fucking […]

2016

23

Nov

Charli XCX Butt at an Event of the Day

Charli XCX is pretty boring to me but that could have more to do with my negative outlook on life – and my uninspired by everything happening in the media and social media – finding it all useless noise that doesn’t matter – even if it makes a lot of money for smarter business people […]

2016

26

Oct

Charli XCX See Through Dress of the Day

Charli XCX is a pretty likeable girl, she goes to all the hip parties, hangs out with all the hip people, has low level celebrity, even lower level of celebrity than Rita Ora, but LA people fucking love British accents and they fucking love any level of celebrity…so those people in LA looking for anyone […]

2016

24

Oct

Charli XCX Solid Cameltoe of the Day

No one really knows who or what Charli XCX is…but the funny thing is that I’ve seen her in concert….and I have no idea what that says about me…other than the fact that I sometimes end up in places 18 year old college girls take me…and in my defense it was less of a concert […]

2016

11

Oct

Charli XCX Naked for Snapchat of the Day

Charli XCX posted this nude snap in a baclava with furry ears, because I guess that’s still the mainstream hipster style, even though I thought it was played out and over back in the Springbreaker era of baclavas…and she’s nude…completely nude…her vagina rubbing up on some space ball puff…all spread open and pressed up against […]

2016

06

Sep

Charli XCX in a Yellow Bikini for Vegas of the Day

Charli XCX looks pretty fucking rugged in a bikini top in Vegas for some bullshit Vegas pool party that pretty much represents her level of relevance and celebrity…you know throw the bitch into a Vegas pool performance she definitely gets paid big money for, but that is up there with what DJs do, or maybe […]