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2021

11

Mar

Taylor Hill Wet Bikini of the Day

I just checked out Taylor Hill’s instagram to see if there were more pics of her in a bikini, and there weren’t but as it turns out, she’s pretty hot…

I have no idea why she’s never really stood out to me as a hot Victoria’s Secret recruit that middle aged men jerk off to because we don’t know where to find the good shit to jerk off to, so we turn to our wive’s lingerie Catalogs like we did with our moms back in the 90s….not that I ever jacked off to Victoria’s Secret catalog pics, but I was talking about you….you see, I knew about porn in the 90s and I was much more into NAKED chicks than lingerie pics…but that doesn’t mean they don’t source the good pussy…or that Epstein didn’t source the good pussy for them…I hear that was his specialty…at least from the memes….since I know nothing about it besides him being funded by the VS founder/owner…which is weird..

That said, Taylor Hill, surprissinging, or not surprisingly, surprising to me cuz I have found her boring her entire Victoria’s Secret model career has millions and millions of followers….she’s legitimately a famous model…so I don’t know why I never see her in shit…but maybe that’s because that’s the point of models…to be there, to be hot, but for us to not give a fuck about them, but instead just buy the over priced shit that they are wearing despite it being made in China and having more travel miles than anyone buying the overpriced shit…

Anyway…she looks good in her bikini and that’s something.

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2021

11

Mar

Madelyn Cline in Activewear of the Day

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Madelyn Cline is some 23 year old from Charleston who is known for being in OUTER BANKS…which is a Teen show about the OUTER BANKS that I haven’t seen, but I’m into that near southern East Coast beach life…

I assume she plays one of the hot chicks, who has the muppety instagram look all girls who consider themselves hot have, as the world morphs into looking like clones of each other…

This is a campaign she’s doing in activewear, the trendiest clothing since the pandemic, that is functional, comfortable and can be jerked off to…

She looks about 4 foot 11 inches tall…built with a bit of that midget body…but dudes are into that…they are into anything…so it’s not necessarily a bad thing…I we’re pretty pathetic and have low standards…not that this is low standards…but if you saw some of the things I put my dick in…you’d know this is better…

She’s a 23 year old in tight as shit activewear, unfortunately, defeating the whole point of activewear…cuz I’m not seeing and pussy definition..but not all tight pants equal cameltoe…BUT it should…and will…I mean we see it more and more as people figure out the whole being a slut in activewear for social media while pretending you’re about to go on a jog you never go on cuz social media is a fucking lie…

There are a bunch more pics if you’re into it…CLICK HERE

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2021

11

Mar

Josie Canseco Bikini Close Up of the Day

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I think Josie Canseco is hot, so I am glad that the athlete’s daughter is an attention seeking exhibitionist, who really could be doing anything she wants thanks to being rich, and she probably does whatever she wants, but for whatever reason, probably because she’s hot…she does it half naked for social media…I mean get that attention and stupid money you don’t need but don’t mind having where you can…

Most athletes end up having at least one kid with a trashy opportunist and Josie’s mom was in Playboy after being a Hooters girl, so she knows the inner workings of using her tits professionally…she was trained for this…and I don’t think anyone does it better….at least none of the celebrity rich kids….they don’t have shit on this half Cuban hero…who’s Cuban Sandwich you’ll want to eat, because as you know if you are half ethnic, you need to pretend that is your identity to get those jobs you don’t need, but like being busy in.

I don’t know what this is for, but she’s pulling her bikini into her cunt liek she was G-Easy, her boyfriend, or the Paul brothers, her last boyfriend….

All this to say….She looks fun….

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2021

11

Mar

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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It may not be summer yet and even if it was, that doesn’t mean that you’re going to be getting yourself some tanlines to look at, girls likely think you’re repulsive and the extent of your tanline content will come from girls you don’t know posting their tanlines on the internet because it’s something to show off, like an achievement in not being scared of SKIN CANCER, or in having some random chick come to your house and put you in some tent, and airbrush you brown…like you’re in BLACK face, but rather in TAN FACE, because tan isn’t racist…it’s a sign of health, or being an outdoor laborer, I don’t fucking know, I just know I find tanlines hot and appreciate that girls feel the need to show off their tanlines….because then I get to look at those tanlines and this is all about me you know….since I am the only one who visits this site….

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2021

11

Mar

Richard Dreyfuss’ Neice is Naughty of the Day

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So as you probably know, having a famous relative in America means that you are famous too. I mean, that may happen on an international level, because I have seen cousins and sisters of the famous also get famous just for being born into the family and there’s nothing wrong with that….society is built on nepotism and the smart hook up their own to keep their power, wealth and status..

But the neice of Richard Dreyfuss who is a huge star, sure, seems like a bit of a stretch….unless her low level celebrity has nothing to do with her uncle, but more to do with her dad…who’s claim to fame is Skatetown, USA….now you may have never seen Skatetown, USA…but it’s the worst and best because it is the only movie about Roller Disco in the 80s….

Anyway, this is Natalie Dreyfuss, she’s in “The Flash” as Sue Dearbon….and this is her social media post for you to jack off to…cuz she’s doing some porno opening scene shit…and not even on OnlyFans yet…

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2021

11

Mar

Camila Mendes Doggy Style of the Day

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I have seen Riverdale enough to know it’s a piece of shit show that only has one maybe one and a half hot chicks on it…and that one or one and a half is Cheryl Blossom….while Betty and Veronica are just fucking gross…like “how did they get on TV” level of gross…I won’t even get into the fat shaming of Betty, I am sure she does enough of that to herself when trying to squeeze into costumes on set, her face full of Craft Services cake…but Veronica, who we have here is far better when in this position, I mean who isn’t really, becasue you don’t have to see how neckless she really is…

I don’t know if you’ve seen Riverdale, but it’s a show that should have been a made for Tv movie, but turned into 6 seasons…this current one involves them in their 30s, because the actors are in their 30s….chasing down the Mothman…from Mothman prophecies…in some X-Files nonsense…when it all started as a “who killed Cheryl’s brother”….

It’s not good, funny, interesting…and none of it makes sense, including how this bitch is Veronica Lodge…but she’s taking pics of her booty pretending she’s doing it to showcase the dogs…but we know you’re doing it for the booty…it’s the whole point of activewear…or one of the points…because Pussy Definition is the real point…but ass is alright too.

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2021

11

Mar

Amanda Nicole Hunting for Tail of the Day

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Amanda Nicole is some 6 million followed weirdness on instagram that may or may not be an avatar or CGI, because she definitely looks like she’s not quite human, but then again, that can be done through filters, fillers and photoshop/facetube, so it very well might be her…and the whole 6 million follower thing is also bullshit because you can buy followers for basically pennies…but she’s got that BLUE CHECKMARK meaning she’s verified….which funny enough is actually what these young people of social media strive for….they actually talk about being verified, or people who aren’t verified, like it’s some sort of badge of honor…because that’s how pathetic we are as a people..

Not to mention, her being verified is hilarious, because it means a team at Instagram went through content like this and said “Yep, looks legit”….you know to do their part in helping sex workers sex work….and like I said before, it’s the ugly people trying to be the hot people that get jacked off to, so at least she took her ugly and turned it into whatever the fuck this muppet looking shit is…it’s amazing and terrifying…all at the same time….

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2021

11

Mar

Larsen Thompson Big Titty Bikini of the Day

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Larsen Thompson is some big ginger model with big tits that for whatever reason is going viral, or at least being promoted and hired more and more, despite being white…which is fucking crazy to me…but I guess the Gingers, who have been oppressed their whole lives by the stigma of being a ginger are a minority in and of their self, ones with orange pubis and very red pussy lips, because people thought fiery red hair was sent from hell…makes sense to me…

The big tits in her model polaroids, that are getting work, because gingers are a minority and we’re doing inclusivity ya’ll….got famous when she was a teen for an annoying hip hop dance video….look at her now….wanting you to stare at her weird riverdance looking body busting out of a bikini…fun times…but not really.

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2021

11

Mar

Natasha Bure in a Bikini for Jesus of the Day

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Natasha Bure is the daughter of Jesus loving DJ Tanner (Candace Cameron), who has decided to make a name for herself, it’s a generational thing, by getting naked on the internet, not that this is naked, but in Christian terms, this is basically an anal gangbang in naughty….because MODEST is the hottest…

Not that that she is Christian, but she was raised int he church, by an actor, which means you can’t really trust how wholesome or Jesus loving the family actually is, because if they were, they’d likely not be into acting…

Then there’s the whole argument that if GOD made you, you might as well show the wonderment that is your body, since it’s some masterful creation of the lord…or aliens you think are your lord…but I like to think that all these social media people are godless, fake moral high ground, satan worshippers sent from hell to confuse you…

But it is a young rich kid in a bikini being a whore on the internet, so that’s fun.

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2021

11

Mar

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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TITTY DROPS are the most wonderful drops there are….

I know what you’re thinking, that when your balls dropped it was better than all the titty drops, because you were no longer a ball-less freak at 25 years old. Pretty embarrassing…..then there are those of you losers out there into the whole streetwear thing who also do drops….that idiots line up for to pay insane amounts of money for things like T-shirts….or now there’s the VACCINE drops where people are actually posting pics of them socializing again, since they are vaccinated, like they couldn’t socialize pre-vaccinations, despite the vaccines not working….which always makes me laugh…

But these drops are about girls flashing their tits in a fun bouncy way, and everything is better with breasts…

The point is, if you got breasts, show those breasts…in this fun and amazing way!