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2021

02

Mar

Madison Beer Bra Top of the Day

Madison Beer

Madison Beer’s pop career has been fucking slow out of the gate because Madison Beer is YOUTUBE rich so the whole mainstream thing is not a priority….you see because she’s not actually a “RECORDING ARTIST”….she’s a girl with a stage mom who sang cover songs on youtube for the perverts…only to get signed because the mainstream or traditional record companies still need to scout and release new talent…but instead of finding them in dive bars in small towns..they turn to youtube and social media where they find the trending titties on Youtube…it’s cheaper and more effective since the youtube idiots, despite their lack of talent, have a fanbase to buy the bullshit.

So maybe they don’t want to release MAdison Beer knowing she sucks, so they are dragging it out…or maybe she’s a lazy rich kid who doesn’t like the idea of work cuz it gets in the way of her chilling….which based on any under 30 year old I’ve ever met is likely the case….so instead they try to build her profile and celebrity…using her tits..

So now she’s on her official promo tour, and with it will come tits, and since we like tits, we’ll follow the bullshit on mute because I have no hope for good music ever existing again, luckily we still the archive of music of the past that actually had some meaning, substance and inspired…..and I am not saying that as a old timer “In my day, singers wrote and sang from the heart”….and “in this day they have no hearts because they are all internet robots”….I am saying it because pop music is fucking lazy and uninteresting computer generated swill……but tits are always good….even when they’re not…since they don’t last forever…but last long enough to be good…especially in photo form.

Madison Beer

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2021

02

Mar

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

BELIEVE ALL SCIENCE….except maybe when it comes to vaccines….because I don’t trust something that celebs, who are hired actors, professional liars, designed to sell you bullshit you don’t need, whether it’s convincing you of the storyline of the movie they are in, or otherwise…they are full of shit…so if they are telling you to do it, then you probably shouldn’t do it…as they are puppets…

Not that I am an anti-vaxxer, I don’t give a fuck if people get the vaccine or not, but I have heard or seen people pushing it aggressive…like “can you get your vaccine”….”I bet you can’t wait to get the vaccine”….”Don’t forget to get vaccinated”…while downplaying the whole pissing out microchips that is a side effect along with getting COVID, still needing to social distance and mask, because you can still get COVID, and/or dying from the vaccine….maybe they joke about it…some THROW in a 5G joke to make people think it’s an outrageous conspiracy….to which they all LOL….until realizing that the vaccine sterilizes them to help thwart population and bring to a more manageable 500 million people from the current 7.5 million….basically PUSHING the vaccine on those who don’t want it…like they are the crazy ones for being willing to risk getting covid since it has a 98% success / survival rate….

SO, I am not an against you getting vaccinated, I am against you telling me to get vaccinated…and acting like a fucking hero warrior to get it done…yelling when people blow it off….But yeah…BELIEVE ALL SCIENCE…when it comes to girls with a waist to hip ratio, because they are scientifically hotter than square bodied bitches, and hotter is better…so tell your square body bitches to figure it the fuck out, get a rib removed like a kardashian or some fat injected into their hips to look like an hourglass goddess we want to see….

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2021

02

Mar

Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day

Rita Ora still got the tits…

She’s in Australia, the land of the free thanks to their whole fighting of COVID after locking everyone in their houses for months….so that they can now live normally, as everyone else in the world should, except maybe old people, cuz they are the ones who die of this shit, mainly if they live in old folks homes..

ANYWAY….

Rita Ora, thanks to being in Australia gets to show off that Bosnian refugee titties the way she’s got to, because without the tits, I don’t think she’d ever be where she is as a celebrity most people have never heard of.

She had the fat record deal, but Rihanna put a stop to that, at least that is how I remember it, because Rihanna was losing her mind….they brought this in to replace her…Rihanna said fuck no…and Rita Ora ran back to LA to fuck Kardashian’s brother and other people….never to be that big star they would have made her into…had Rihanna not cockblocked.

I could be wrong on that story, I don’t remember my own life and I don’t leave the house, so to assume I remember Rita Ora’s life and that my version of her life is anything but fantasy of KEEPING THE TITTIES thirsty so that we keep seeing them..is probably not the best idea…because I am probably wrong….as I am blinded by the tits because they are just that good looking tit…

Even if I am trying to see asshole behind thong, the gateway to her soul instead….I am still into her tits.

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2021

02

Mar

Kelsea Ballerini in s Swimsuit of the Day

Kelsea Ballerini is some 27 year old country singer from Knoxville, not Johnny….but actual Knoxville….her mother worked in marketing BIBLES which is hilarious…because the wholesome country girl with the morals and values of the church…something that America is losing, even as someone who isn’t religious and doesn’t believe in religious, I am smart enough to know that the general population needs the church and community to keep on the straight and narrow path to salvation….otherwise society, social media, the vapidness and perversion of the generation will eat a motherfucker up and turn them into some slutty selfie taking harlot looking for likes and follows that she can monetize….you know good wholesome Christian values of rook em in and sell them on your tits…

Clearly, religion or not, Kelsea and her bible marketing mom’s upbringing realizes what is important, much more important than being modest…and that is GET THE LIKES YOU CAN….STRIP DOWN TO THE SWIMSUIT….SHOW THEM WHAT OUR GOOD LORD GAVE YOU….because posting your ass on the gram isn’t seen as slutty, but rather art…even if it’s shameless….HOWEVER…we all know that we can turn this into porn by jerking off to it…so let’s make a pornstar out of this girl working it for relevance…the way GOD has told her works best…or at least what her IG insights have told her do best…SHOW MORE SKIN…and don’t shame her for not being a good CHRISTIAN…because I can’t think of a better way to use her Christianity….if not an ass pic, than what?!

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2021

02

Mar

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

I’ve done enough Tiny Tit content over the years for you to know that I like small tits, I find them hotter than big tits, I think they are more manageable and have the same effect as big tits, and more importantly, the body they come on is typically one you’d like to see naked, because big tits are sloppy and the hot bodies with big tits always grow into the tits…just ask Kate Upton and Jennifer Love Hewitt, two examples of tiny or small enough body big tit girls who done grew into their tits..there are others…..because big tits after 30 are risky tits…metabolisms slow down and shit…

ANYWAY…tiny tits are also something tiny tit girls show off as much as big titty girls since they are still tits…at least those who realize what they got is good…the ones who slaughter their small tits to put bags of plastic in their tits…while only eating organic…are the idiot small tits…while the hot bodied other small tits don’t bother with bras and thus show a lot more of their tits than the big titty girls who just focus on the cleavage….giving us a much thorough titty experience even if the volume of the tit is less.

So here I am championning small tits cuz they are great….and you should like them too.

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2021

02

Mar

Hailee Steinfeld in a Swimsuit of the Day

Hailee Steinfeld is on the rebrand and I am all about it…

She knows that in this era of everyone being a pervert, she’s competing with porn, and despite it being an era of fat chicks celebrated, she’s decided to start working out…and looking better than ever…

Yesterday, she was in some girl on girl content in whatever show it is she’s involved in, for whatever reason I think it’s called Dickinson…

Now she’s the ASS of some bikini brand, at least the bikini brand is teasing the fans with this pic doing a call out for “WHO IS OUR NEW AMBASSADOR”…and the internet has decided it’s Hailee Steinfeld…so I am running with it because even if it’s not part of her new, fit body, half naked, sexual, looking amazing especailly since she’s an actress and they are normally not that hot….so when a hot actress comes along, gets the big jobs, is “trending”…and now does bikini content to get the pervert nerds jerking off…it’s a good thing…




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2021

02

Mar

Tess Daly in Woman’s Health of the Day

Who the fuck is Tess Daly…

This Bootleg Jessica Simpson without the monster fat girl calves is old enough to have a teen and a tween, so either she established her sugar babying at a young age, you know get knocked up by the right guy early, bounce back then use that financially security to end up in Woman’s Health Magazine 20 years later…or I guess TEEN years later….making her the MILF she always wanted to be….

She seems to be the host of some ballroom dance competition show in the UK, because those brits love their formal dancing enough to make it a TV show…she’s been hosting it since 2004 and NO ONE even knows it is a show…wild.

She was in two Duran Duran videos in 1990, so she is old as shit….and my whole theory on getting knocked up young to bounce back easier and have that financial security was all wrong, she actually got knocked up by another TV presenter when she was pushing 40 and figured her uterus was about to die and/or make her DOWNS SYNDROME babies from all the wear and tear, so aborting was not an option…

You can never judge a boob by its cover…all this to say at 51 and british, this is pretty inappropriate….I probably should have been posting her work from the 90s….when she was getting her start in her 20s….but we are in too deep now.

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2021

02

Mar

Inka Williams Underwater of the Day

I have been so desensitized to bikini pics doing this shit for 15 years and then spending an additional 15 years years looking at bikini pics prior to a website, you know what the fuck else can you do with your time when you like looking at tits and half naked bitches whether they are hot or not….I blame Canada or at least this side of Canada for not exposing me to enough bikinis at a young age and because of that…LOOK AT ME NOW….a degenerate on the internet…

So…the whole bikini shoot thing, due to my over exposure to bikini pics, means the pics are always “just more bikini pics with interchangeable body”….but sometimes, a model, like this model, INKA WILLIAMS who with her TINY TIT TUESDAY titties just looks like a vacation brochure I want to jack off to…

She’s from Bali, raised in Bali, knows the good spots of Bali and is doing her best to get to them before all the other influencers and russians who are in BALI steal that slice of paradise from her….and she’s hot.


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2021

02

Mar

Fun at the Fair and Other Videos of the Day

Homeless Man VS McDonalds

Car VS Bikers

Pony VS Idiot

Party gets taken out..

Angry Gamer

Woman VS Gas Station

Frog VS Bird

Beer Delivery

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2021

02

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It’s National PIG Day- Shout Out Chirssy Teigen…and all the other horrible people who should be cancelled but don’t get cancelled because the world is an inconsistent mess…

I am not outraged about any of this shit, I just find it idiotic and it gets in the way of FUN…which is what everyone’s main focus should be…whatever that means to you….just figure it out and do it…nothing else, besides fun, matters….

I will say that when we start listening to the haters we end up in a bad place and we are at this weird point of internet, where the less old school internet users, who are well versed in trolls, trolling and not taking it seriously…there was an old expressions “It’s just the internet”…which discounted EVERYTHING you saw on the internet….

I do have issue with the big media and companies listening to the haters on the internet.

What I learned back in 2004 is that 99 percent of people who hate you, your product, what you are doing will email you to let you know, 10 percent of people who like what you do will tell you, so you end up with 90 percent of your emails being hate, anger, outrage, which is when you trash it.

But instead they now listen to it…listen to the haters to reshape your everything. So that you can appease the haters….even if they are totally insane…

I saw the CUMO thing about him being a rapist for chatting with a colleague in her 20s, and I’m not a fan of Cuomo or care, but making it “RAPE” to talk to someone is ridiculous…

Then I saw that he was involved in some SAUSAGE controversy, where the word sausage is now rapey, even when the word is being used about an actual sausage and the person it is used on says it was about sausage but the perverts and perverse of the internet decide its perverted and try to cancel a dude.

Insane.

Then people hop on and rally to ban sausage or whatever word also means phallus to not offend people…and the media and sausage companies then apologize, shame themselves for being insensitive and start making sausages in the shape of anus so it is gender neutral that they call MEATY-BLOBS….until someone realizes a MEATY BLOB is code for CUNT…and we start all over again….

So what I am saying is, just because people whine, doesn’t mean you listen…

I am SURE the media, brands, entertainment will realize that their sales don’t get affected when a group of 10 people cry about their shit, and will stop listening…

But if we listened to the haters in the 60s, there would be no rock and roll, and basically there would be nothing that is good and normal today….because there are always crazy people who hate everything…IGNORE them…and eat your damn sausage and ask bitches you meet if they like sausage down their throats, in their mouth, squirting mustard in their eye, or if they rather it inside them dripping own their legs all day…you know sausage things…

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Working Out with Rita Ora!
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Brielle Biermann Busting Out of her Bikini In the Bahamas
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Carmella Rose is Smoking!
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MILF GETS PAID
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Armie Hammer Leaves BDSM Doll in the Trash
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Bull Frog Tries to Eat Duck – What the Fuck
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Marine and his Crazy Training
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Seth Rogan is Launching his Weed Company “Houseplant”
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Norwegian Navy Missile Strike
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Obese Woman Pretending to be a Cop
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Happy Life of This Dog
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Big Bomb Explosion
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Lindsey Vonn in a Bikini!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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