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2021

Feb

LeAnn Rimes Got Them Nipples Out of the Day

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LeAnna Rimes is in some racy photoshoot to make her Christian fans and followers think she’s fully fallen off the path to redemption due to the heathens of Hollywood, I mean even in the last photo she’s doing witch craft…but more importantly is doing provocative posing with her nipples exposed, and despite the good lord giving her those nipples, at least I think her plastic surgeon’s name was the good lord, putting them out there is satan’s work…

However, like good God Fearing fans, they’ll still support her because she is one of their own, a good Country girl gone bad due to the industry….homewrecking and such….but worth grabbing her CD at the Walmart checkout line…to show they still care…

Country Music is the forgiving forever fan…where their stars can do no wrong even when they do wrong becasue Jesus forgives.

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2021

Feb

Rowan Blanchard See Through Dress of the Day

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Rowan Blanchard who was on Girl Meets World, which was a Disney Spin Off of Boy Meets World that allowed Maitland Ward to come out of obscurity and become the biggest porn star of the generation…which in and of itself was weird..not because she was a failed actress….but because she was 40 years old and hadn’t hopped into porn at a time when it was FAR more lucrative…but I guess the fall into porn is a slow and steady one, either you’re dumb and young and know it’s an easy way to get audience…get paid and live the LA dream…or it takes time where you do all the mainstream things….and either fail…or realize that it turns you on to sell nudes to your fans and make 50k a month on that shit before anyone else was…so hopping into getting fucked by black guys in produced porn was an evolution that worked out..

Anwyay, Girl Meets World also helped with this 18 year old actress who is on some young person quest to be sexual, lewd, racy and half naked on the social media…because she’s an artist, or because it’s trendy, or because that’s the content the people want…and giving the people what they want help with relevance and help with marketing movies to them…

So despite currently working on SNOWPIERCER…a terrible fucking show, but a show people watch on the streaming apps….she out here doing artsy nudes like she’s on Only Fans…but she’s not there yet…it is just an illusion I gather..

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2021

Feb

Fatima Ptacek in a Bikini of the Day

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Fatima Ptacek is an actress, a gymnast a human rights activist working with UN Women’s #HeForShe campaign for gender equality and she’s only 20…

What you know her as: The Voice of Dora the Explorer…terrifying…since 2010…terrifying

She’s out here showing off her tits, as tits are part of the whole human rights activism of gender equality, some free the nipple, don’t sexualize the tits, and all the additional likes and follows I get from my tits, cuz sites like DrunkenStepfather didn’t know I existed before the tits, are only because of the titty empowerment and not sexualization of the tits…or some shit…

Well, I’m just here for the tits, whatever the rest of her has to say about it can’t take away from me staring at the VOice of Dora the Explorers tits, which somewhere to the right person, is actually an achievement…the moment they’ve been waiting for…

She only has 25k followers on IG, because the voice of Dora is a niche market, but she posts pics of her bikini clad tits, for her slutty college girl activism…while she’s at Standford using the Dora the Explorer money to get schooled…which will make her launching an onlyfans for feminism all the funnier…like girl, you’re going to be a Standford grad…launch Clubhouse or Twitter or Amazon or some shit…

Either way, obscure celebrity tits of the day!…the voice of Dora Explorer is the Weirdest fetish ever….but you know dudes make her do it when they’re banging…

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2021

Feb

Nina Dobrev Bikini Spin of the Day

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Nina Dobrev is the Russian mail order bride that professional snowboarder, American Hero and GoPro Billionaire….Shaun White has acquired with all his money and good clown-like looks…because everyone knows mail order brides do what they can to get what they need…I’ve seen 90 day fiance…I know…

The truth is that Nina Dobrev, the Canadian export I never met, because she only routed through Canada from her native Bulgaria on her way to the fucking top….all Canadians know each other you see…probably has a lot of money on her own, but like all sugar babies before her, who date men richer than them for security when it comes to shitting out babies and such, as love is as much a business and it is about love, you gotta secure the best possible divorce settlement before you star…especially when your celebrity opens the doors to other rich guys who want to fuck you….there are options…only the best, or richest, or most value….meaning cool to rich ratio wins!

It’s a general misconception…people think since she’s rich and he’s rich it’s pure love since they don’t need the money…but rich people give a fuck about money and you can still be a money grubber sugar baby who wants a dude’s money, EVEN when you’re rich…or famous…or both…

Life is about opportunists seizing opportunities…possibly why her family came to Canada in the first place…that better life…

But the real question is why would White, who could fuck 23 year olds who are as rich and famous as Dobrev, despite his looking like Carrot Top, be with this. Sure she’s hot to us losers, but she’s old…so she must be a good hustler….gypsy shit..

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2021

Feb

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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This is about as woke as I get…you know by posting The Ratio….because while big fat and nasty girl, or midget troll girls and Kamala Harris’ weird genderless daughter are being packaged as models….when clearly any retard could be a model..just take their pants off and take pics of them…but that doesn’t mean they are models I want to see…

So the reason this is as woke as I get is because I am a believer in science and science had said bitches with waists and bitches with hips and the bitches men are most attracted..

They can be fat, they can be skinny, so long as they have a waist and hip…that’s what fucking matters…and I stand by that..inclusivity done right and according to science so all you bitches with NO wait to hip ratio can give up your quest of being hot, you’ll never be as hot as a bitch with waist and hip ratio….no matter how hard you try…but we’ll still jerk off to your butthole…just know we’d rather jerk off to butthole with some womanly shape to it…we’re not all queer.

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2021

Feb

Demi Lovato Nipples of the Day

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I’ve been a consistent hater of Demi Lovato for as long as I can remember.

I never found her hot or interesting and she seemed like she had a pretty shitty attitude….was coddled and surrounded by yes men, with too much money…

I’d laugh at Wilmer Valderamma for sticking his dick in it, back when he was sticking his dick in it….he was probably sticking his dick in other things since he had fame and that gets you a lot of hot unknown pussy…but publicly pretending to fuck this…trash…

So when she survived her heroin overdose I was hoping society would have taken an old school approach and cancel the bitch for being a terrible influence on the youth, if anything saying Heroin is so good I’d die for it, rather than Heroin is so bad I almost died for it..

Then she’s always, even before the heroin, used her BI POLAR diagnosis, which basically anyone can get from any doctor, especially a celebrity in need of an excuse for her shitty lifestyle choices, moves, living in excess, surrounded by yes men…

MENTAL HEALTH…the ultimate in excuses….”I can’t do that, i am bi-polar”….”I did that shitty thing because I am bi-polar”….etc….get the fuck out of here, everyone is fucking nuts, we don’t care…it’s no excuse…

Then she’s done the fat thing, the attempt at skinny thing, the no filter, no make-up thing, it’s been a pretty gross time….but not as gross as her promoting her heroin overdose, getting sympathy, addiction is a disease, nonsense…that street level heroin users who are actually dying, and teens in middle class homes are actually dying, for this bitch to champion the opiate crisis by monetizing it…sensationalizing it…garnering sympathy from it…

It’s pretty awful…and so is this weird Lesbian mom at the bookstore who just found lesbianism after her husband cheated on her look….even if there’s gratuitous nipple.

Looking a lot more like POOT Lovato these days

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2021

Feb

Hilary Duff Titty Bounce of the Day

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I’ve concluded that Hilary Duff is some weirdo pervert a while ago, and it wasn’t in a weirdo sitting at home in his mom’s basement watching her on whatever show she was on, saying things like “oh you’re a bad girl aren’t you”…it’s more that I understand what being a teen star meant back in the day…coupled with understanding how 90 percent of people are…you know it’s a porn era and there’s a lot of downtime when you’re rich and famous and have everyone doing your bullshit for you…lots of time to diddle yourself….

Plus, she had a kid in her early 20s, which in the event you didn’t know, happens when you beg a dude to cum in you because that wiring is what keeps the species alive…

During her divorce she was publicly fucking, not the kind of public fuck we like, but with dudes she was clearly fucking and not ashamed of the fucking…then there’s be a series of pregnancies since then with at least one, maybe two other dudes…”My kids have different dads” how modern you get cummed in slut…

So seeing her pregnant with her milk filed fat mom tits is nothing too shocking for the pervert that is Hilary Duff…but it may be shocking for her die hard fans that are into the pregnancy knowing it means she was cummed in and that her vagina will be gaped right when it is shot out of her in what will likely be some hippie water birth or some shit..

I personally think pregnancy is unnatural, terrifying, bigger tits or not, there’s a human growing inside you and that’s fucking creepy sci/fi shit I do not like….but the tits are bigger…which you may like..

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2021

Feb

Sofia Jamora Twerks of the Day

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Her name is Sofia Jamora and she’s got 2.8 million followers on Instagram, so I guess it was only natural for her to hop on the Only Fans trend and get money out of those followers, after giving it all away for free over the last years it took her to build up her insta fan base….

You know when she started, the goal was likely to be a legit model or influencer, do the whole brand collab thing like she was a Kardashian, but chasing brands is a fools game, when you can just get a slice of your audience to pay you a monthly fee….it’s like if you have 2.8 million followers, getting 10,000 of them to pay you 10 dollars a month will make you 100k per month, constant..and all you have to do is post racier shit than what you post on IG, which is already half naked anyway…

It’s a wild time where women were conditioned to play model on the internet, only now they’re being conditioned to play nude model on the internet because it gets paid, and it’d be interesting to know how many of these girls got started thinking “I’ll get into a members site for perverts” back when they started…but I guess money is a funny thing that makes people do amazing things like become pornographers…even if the porn isn’t hardcore.

For the record, the pay for premium content thing makes total fucking sense and I think all these girls who have been giving it away for likes and follows have been silly to give it away for free for likes and follows…if you were to go through the archive, and you won’t, because you don’t exist, you’ll know that I’ve always said giving ZUCKERBERG the license to make billions off your butthole thong pic is fucking insanity….the do your own site get paid for your butthole…is the answer….

Now if only I created OnlyFans…I’d be on a private jet and not posting this twerk video…because failure comes in all shapes..

Yes, this twerk video is hardly naked enough for my liking, especially if it’s actually paid content, but if you like her, this is her INSTAGRAM

Funny enough, I never heard of this girl, but she was captured having a tit slip by the paparazzi for attention the other day, so I like her hustle.

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2021

Feb

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Tiny tits don’t always mean tiny bodies, or tiny vaginas for your tiny dicks, sometimes tiny tits are on large bodies an it’s fucking weird….but they are still tits..and tits matter..

My theory on the TINY TITS thing is that a girl with tiny tits with statistically have a tighter body which as far as I’m concerned, since I am a “NO FAT CHICKS” kind of guy when it comes to internet smut, but a “ONLY FAT CHICKS” when it comes to everyday life because the hot skinny girls have other options, and really the fat ones have other options now too because of the whole inclusivity things, so thankfully, I’m impotent and it’s a “No Chicks’ policy….I can blame on COVID…unless you consider my wife a chick, which I don’t….so you shouldn’t either.

ANYWAY…good things come in small packages or some shit, where small tits, and some of these aren’t even that small, but the girls think they are because they are deluded from shitty fat Kardashian tit and think that’s what people like…look good to me…and that’s what it’s about.

So here’s to small titty empowerment!

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2021

Feb

Kate Beckinsale Bath of the Day

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This may not be all that sleazy of a bathtub pic, you know you’d rather see Beckinsale shoving the shampoo bottle up her ass to show you that she still cares about your support after all these years, you know a simple thank you is not good enough, when you’re as old as she is and a mom, there’s a level of skill that her vagina comes with and I guess her ass comes with, that would allow her to fit that shampoo bottle where we all want it to be, and the fact that she’s not sharing that with us is just cruel…it’s just her being unappreciative…take the fucking compliments from everyone shocked at how hot she is….but never giving back…it’s enough for you to bemad at her….

But then, you realize being mad at a celebrity who by default is only using you for likes and follows as none give a fuck about their fans at least not on an individual level….they like the collective of the fans to feel important….because I guess they are important…

So it’s more a take what we can get situation, but it’d be better if what would could get is the self care we’re looking for, that release…it is the porn generation and as a near 50 year old…masturbation is likely what she spends most of her time doing…just not for you..cuz you aren’t important enough…

Either way, it’s still a bath pic…and for her fans that’s probably more than they’ve ever been sent from a girl…so this one’s for them.

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