Charli XCX is some barely a popstar popstar. I think I saw her performing once, in a subway station with a bra set out for people to throw their change in, back when we were allowed to leave the house. She used a bra instead of a hat because it spoke more to her personal […]
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2020
05
Feb
Charli XCX Bikini of the Day
Charli XCX is some doughy bitch who doesn’t look all that bad in her bikini, but in the start of her career as a pop star trying to make it in the USA, since she’s from the UK. She started out as a leotard wearing, bikini wearing, tits out because she was all about her […]
2019
13
Dec
Charli XCX Bikini of the Day
Charli XCX has her tits out again but this time you can’t see the five o’clock shadow growing on them, must have had electrolysis. She hairy…. Apparently, someone had explosive diarrhea in her face, cuz she’s that kind of girl, you know the kind you shit on…so if you’re into that kind of thing, this […]
2019
11
Nov
Charli XCX Cowgirl Erotica of the Day
Being hot is so fucking flimsy as an angle in anything a woman does, yet EVERY single girl tries to be hot in anything she does to get the most successful outcome out of the effort…even 300 pounders…. I watched some bootleg standup comedy show from some random place and the 400 pound monster woman […]
2019
07
Nov
Charli XCX Big Nips of the Day
Charli XCX got some big nips… I know most of the world doesn’t know who Charli XCX is, but I don’t think Charli XCX is in on that…her narcissism and positive feedback doesn’t make her think she’s the loser that she is…the haters she plays off as just jealous…her bank account may also validate her […]
2019
11
Oct
Charli XCX Titty Bounce Jock Strap Erotica of the Day
Charli XCX is some useless popstar that doesn’t matter, because apparently we don’t have enough of those. It is one of the really garbage things that social media has created. You know talentless idiots now get to have long lasting careers because their followers don’t unfollow them. It’s like old porno sites back in the […]
2019
04
Oct
Charli XCX Ass Shrine of the Day
I saw Charli XCX perform accidentally when I used to leave the house many years ago…and no one cared…. It was at the time she first moved to America from the UK, and was making moves on social media to be the next Rita Ora…a dream no one actually has, because Rita Ora has accomplished […]
2019
13
Sep
Charli XCX Butthole Flash of the Day
Charli XCX is a butthole flasher. Clearly she knows that a butthole is the answer to all marketing efforts. It is how you get free coverage that you’d otherwise need to pay for….the power of the butthole roping us in and manipulating us. Who’d ever think seeing the place a girl shits from…and probably gross […]
2019
11
Sep
Charli XCX Wet for GayTimes of the Day
Charli XCX has her tits out for GAYTIMES because tits are what she’s known for, at least what I know her for, because I can’t name one of her songs, and if I was to go to the local mall and ask 1000 people what their favorite CHARLI XCX song is, I imagine only 1 […]
2019
05
Sep
Charli XCX See Through of the Day
Charli XCX is a dick sucker…and these are her tits she uses to get the dick sucking done right. Funny enough I saw her leaving dick sucker comments on HALSEY’s comment on some EUPHORIA stars slutty fat girl who pole dancing BECAUSE dick sucking is what she’s done to get as relevant as she is, […]