I am debating on whether I should spend a quiet night home with the wife talking about our feelings, or if I should steal 100 dollars from her purse and get lap dances. Guess what is going to win… Here are the stepLINKS… Karlie Kloss and Taylor Swift Romantic ADventure GO Top 10 Celebs Who […]

Here are two things that haven’t got me the girl I was trying to have sex with…. The first was when a girl asked me about my mother and I told her that she died giving birth to me…which lead to my nickname that based on my skill set is very appropriate…Pussy KIller… The other […]

I have this concept of getting rich solely to to be a philanthropist, but not the typical philatropist, but rather the asshole philanthropist who gives bad things money…like to people trying to raise money for horrible things money…like the girl who wants to be paralyzed and can’t afford the 25,000 dollars…I’d totally cut her a […]

Trying to convince a girl you meet in a bar that it is perfectly okay for her to have sex with her brother because it’s more masturbation than incest, even though they aren’t twins…generally won’t get a positive response, because like pedophilia, society has made it feel wrong to have sex with your family members…even […]

My favorite thing about public transportation is not licking the pole, but rather the Jesus freak screaming Jesus shit at everyone, trying to accomplish some random shit that makes me think a good ass fucking will cure…cuz as you know…Jesus freaks are the best at anal because God likes to keep them Virgins.. Who cares…Here […]

The best thing about drinking all day…is the memories I will probably forget…like trying to get this fat chick to join my nudist colony in the bar bathroom…a fat chick…who’s vagina…I couldn’t find…it should be in the DUI test the cops give…”find her pussy”…if you have one too many…it doesn’t exist…maybe just maybe she’s what […]

I am still in Vegas…Knee deep in the porn convention..Watching Pornstars be Pornstars and the good news is that they are from the porn start of yesterday, but rather normal looking girls who are tainted by growing up watching porn, and that gives me hope of a better porn tomorrow… Here’s the best stripclub Policy […]

I am going to Vegas for the Porn Convention… If you like porn and conventions….be jealous… If you don’t…I’ll take a picture or two of it for you to show you all you are missing… Here are some links… Miley Cyrus’ Freakish Bowl Cut GO Anastasia Ashley Bikini Selfie GO Girls in Knee Highs… GO […]

It turns out that it is never cute when a girl refers to her herpes as a “Visit from Uncle Herp”…..maybe it’s better to keep that Facebook status to your fucking self… Here are some stepLINKS… Anne Hathway’s Baby Daddy is Sucking her Toe GO Goodbye Bras…. GO Joanna Krupa Has a Hot Ass… GO […]