I am going to be on VIVID RADIO on the THE SINGLE LIFE show with host Sam Phillips….who is pretty hot and I may be masturbating the entire time I talk to her… This is at 10 PM EST / 7 PM PST. We will be talking about the TILA TEQUILA BACKDOORED AND SQUIRTING Here […]

One of my New Years resolutions was to eat out more…my wife overheard me telling a random girl I was having phone sex with..and took it seriously…thank god to her eating out doesn’t mean sitting her fat ass on my face…it means going out to restaurants where she cleans out the Kitchen…but even worse…I get […]

It may not be a good year, it never really is, but the older you get the less you care…but based on these snapchats I got..It might be better than the last…Happy New Year…now get ready for people to wish you a happy New Year the Next month..with some stepLINKS… 2 Amazing Drunk Girls on […]

New Years Eve is tomorrow, which is pretty exciting if you are a generic, obvious, suburban fuck who thinks that miraculously being one year closer to your death, another year old, the change of a calendar is going to all of a sudden change you as a person. The new year will not bring you […]

It turns out that sending girls you are trying to get to send you nudes of girls you have already got to send you nudes will make them not trust your “I won’t show anyone”…line that you use to get nudes… Not that I get nudes from girls, I am not that kind of guy, […]

The problem with technology is that while it has made the everyday girl more of a whore willing to post half naked on their instagram for all the boys to celebrate them….it has also killed off a breed of very magical girls…the street whore…which you may not really notice or feel now that you don’t […]

The funniest thing with one night stands, like not the kind you pay for, but the kind you find in a bar or on the internet, is that the sluts you’ve never met who you are fucking, are the ones who want to kiss the most, cuddle the most, and feel loved the most, because […]

Here’s to not getting the one night stand I just had unprotected sex with pregnant…I don’t feel like changing my name again and moving to a third world country again… And here are some stepLINKS… Laura Prepon May be Tom Cruise’s Next Wife..She’s Got Nothing Else Going On GO The Scary Kate Upton Shoot GO […]

I am hungover…and I don’t remember anything from last night…except maybe trying to convince an Asian girl that I was asian and that we should make asian babies together who we can train to be computer programmers or factory workers… I have nothing to say to you…I’ve said too much… No, I am not quoting […]