GET THIS AWESOME SHIRT BECAUSE I LOVE THE GIRL WEARING IT…. Sometimes when your friend rubs his finger in your face after fingering a homeless girl on…and it smells like a dirty asshole…you have to ask yourself…whether he was fingering a chick….or a dirty asshole…but more importantly…you better wash your face… Here are stepLINKS…. Ireland […]
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2013
18
Nov
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
There is a certain kind of girl in the world who lets guys give them champagne facials in the club…and those are the same girls who probably won’t let you give them facials in the bedroom…despite the false marketing…because they have self respect and are just trying to have a good time getting the Champagne […]
2013
14
Nov
stepLINKS of the Day
This just in… When you are mid jerk off and the girl you’ve been writing dirty messages to finally decides to sent you a pussy video…only her pussy videos actually stars her cats – you’ve probably been friendzoned Here are some stepLINKS…for those of us who don’t have friends…. I like Joaguin Phonix’s 19 Year […]
2013
14
Nov
Cameron Diaz Lookin’ Old on Set of the Day
Cameron Diaz is old as fuck…which is convenient because what is also old as fuck is remaking a movie..even if it is a classic…every 10 years for a new younger audience..when they can put money into developing new story lines and new classics for generations to come…ideally starring role models like Miley Cyrus…not haggard corpse […]
2013
11
Nov
stepLINKS of the Day
Eating Lesbian Burritos isn’t as fun as watching lesbians eat Lesbian Burritos…because Lesbian Burritos were made for that shit…if that makes no sense to you, that’s OK, cuz it makes no sense to me…what doesn’t make sense to me is drinking and that’s where I am going to be, as I wait for death to […]
2013
11
Nov
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
I am not nearly close to the level of success where fucking a tranny feels normal because I’m like George Clooney and have burned through all the hot pussy and need something to switch things up cuz models and babes bore me…but I do know a tranny, pre-tits tried to fuck me this weekend, but […]
2013
08
Nov
stepLINKS of the Day
One of life’s great tragedies is when the babe you met on TINDR shows up to meet you and is actually a 50 year dude…and not the 20 year old with a hot ass you thought she was going to be…but at least he wore a wig…it made it less gay…and just as weird… here […]
2013
28
Oct
Celebrity Halloween Costumes So Far of the Day
It is Halloween and people are going fucking nuts. I was just in LA and the hottest girls are always the fame whore wannabe celebrity LA chicks who aren’t at the exclusive parties, but are working fucking hard to one day be, just walking Sunset half naked, in various creative costumes, trying to get noticed […]
2013
28
Oct
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
So much goes on every time I leave the house, from obese women buying 27 dollar bags of peanut M&Ms, to the war on Gluten, to insane girls talking to me in tongues but not using their tongues on me or my asshole…but I never remember any of it…I mean I know I got my […]
2013
25
Oct
stepLINKS of the Day
Turns out that inviting girls you’ve never met before to shower with you is a bad strategy to get them to actually shower with you…even if you suggest you keep your underwear on…apparently they find it creepy and are only into showering with you if you don’t actually tell them your intentions in advance…go into […]