Miley Cyrus continues to exist. She is like the court jester, with less importance historically, maybe she’s more the Ronald McDonald clown, used as a ridiculous front to sell whatever corporation she works for and gets paid by, because you know this isn’t a DIY crowdfunded art project some TUMBLR chick coordinated because she built […]

Miley Cyrus is such a fucking phoney…she’s spend years fucking around on TUMBLR as she wasn’t allowed to leave her house during the Hannah Montana formative years, where her record label and team created this character, that is clearly a fucking joke, and clearly fading fast, because people see through bullshit lies and a lack […]

So Miley “Sexual Predator, Using her Position as a Celebrity to Lure in and Seduce Some Hipster Probably Lesbian Model, Who Likes the Press” Cyrus….is mocking gender issues…because it’s in, tumblr cool, when she’s not out finger banging models for press… Boring…

Miley Cyrus kissed a girl…and you shouldn’t care. Girls kissing is Amateur hour… The first time I saw 20 year old girls making out with each other in person for attention…was at a college party…not that I went to college…but I did spend a good 15 years going to college parties…because the girls were easy, […]

Miley Cyrus showed Terry Richardson some armpit hair…. and Miley wrote: thank you for not retouching my body hair like SOME people Because she’s a gender bending TUMBLR Feminist and armpit hair is totally in right now…to fight the patriarchal regime….that tells women to shave their armpits…in this man’s world…even though I think it’s pressure […]

I spend my days trying to get aids from slutty young girls who don’t realize they have AIDS, because Aids is a Vintage Throwback Thursday retro 80s disease, otherwise they’d use condoms more…while no young person I talk to ever uses condoms…probably thanks to porn… Now I grew up amongst addicts and prostitutes…and dudes who […]