There have been rumors, that may not be actual rumors, but theories I’ve had about Gisele Bundchen, that I’ve started to believe as truth after doing hundreds of posts on her – over the last 12 years of this silly little site I call home… Those rumors include that she is a tranny from brazil […]
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2015
11
Dec
Gisele Bundchen Talks About Herself for Chanel of the Day
Ex Victoria’s Secret model and Athlete Wife made something like 6 million dollars last year and notfrom being on payroll from her husband, you know sugar babying, and not from stock options in Victoria’s Secret, and not from the Brazilian tranny sex trade, but rather from working for Chanel pretending to surf in a video…that […]
2015
25
Sep
Gisele Bundchen Naked For Vogue of the Day
Gisele Bundchen is a possible dude from Brazil, turned lingerie model, as these things happen, when you’re from Brazil, and all the hottest girls in Brazil have a penis…it’s a way of life..and it makes solid financial sense for the modelling agencies…because no periods.. A story that makes sense based on her tight, not very […]
2015
29
Jul
Gisele Bundchen Gossip of the Day
This is pretty next level… The story is Gisele celebrated her 35th birthday by getting new tits, or 11,000 dollars of surgeries, which isn’t the scandal, we know all these people have plastic surgery, their looks are their everything, their purpose…. It gets better…she did it while dressing like a Muslim woman in full religious […]
2015
15
Jul
Gisele Bundchen, Lindsay Vonn, Misty Copeland for Under Armor of the DAy
Here are some relatively unimpressive, even boring pictures of Gisele, a known athlete in the sport of underwear modeling….for Under Armor…but luckily unlike other brands, Under Armor was smart enough to recruit actual athletes for the campaign, because there is nothing I hate more than seeing models model shit that doesn’t make sense for them […]
2014
15
Dec
Gisele Bundchen in a Push Up Bra for Vogue Australia of the Day
Gisele Bündchen and Baz from Moulin Rouge did a pretty intense and dramatic Chanel ad, that I can assume had the budget of a feature movie, in the millions of dollars, and that they considered a success, even though unlike a movie, they didn’t sell 100s of millions of dollars in tickets for people to […]
2014
01
Jul
Gisele Bundchen Dominatrix for Balenciaga of the Day
Gisele Bundchen is the new face…or the new “man face”…because if you’re an asshole like me, who sees male features in a woman rumored to have been born with a penis and fired from Victoria’s Secret for having a penis, which ties in nicely to her gay jock loving anal because it reminds him of […]
2014
14
Jun
Gisele Bundchen for Elle Canada of the Day
Gisele Bundchen showed her side profile in Elle Canada, a side profile that is either a mom of two’s ass in tights photoshopped, or a Tranny from Brazil fired from Victoria’s Secret for having a penis but hired as Tom Brady’s beard, since the gym locker room always made him love the cock’s ass tights…and […]
2014
06
Feb
Gisele Bundchen for Porter Magazine of the Day
I feel weird looking at all these moms…it reminds me of all those failed masturbation attempts in the Starbucks bathroom after watching one too many girls order a latte…oh no, I feel more weird about the fact that she may have been born with testicles like she was Hilary Clinton…. I am surprised this mom […]
2013
03
Sep
Gisele Bundchen Singing the Kinks for her H&M Campaign of the Day
Here’s a video for H&M of Gisele doing a cover of “All Day and All Night”….and she speaks english pretty fucking shitty considering she’s made millions of dollars here…you’d think she’d spend some of that money on learning how to pronounce “TH”…or maybe you’re the kind of guy who likes immigrant accents because it gives […]