When you’re a mom, even if you faked the pregnancy because your husband is gay and you’re actually a Brazilian tranny who doesn’t have the lady parts needed to make babies, but you do have the money to buy good prosthetics, to give the illusion that you do, because it’s good for business and for […]

I’ve posted some of the pics from this shoot with Gisele…here are the rest…and she’s looking’ greasier than Tom Brady’s ass after a good old fashioned quarterback gang bang after he won the Superbowl….only probably less gay to stare at for the last 10-16 minutes…but I wouldn’t know because the Tom Brady anus video hasn’t […]

I don’t think Gisele has a penis at least I don’t want to think she has a penis, despite what people used to say about her being from brazil coupled with her hard face….and more importantly what people said about Tom Brady and his locker room boners while his team was changing, boners he played […]

Remember when Gisele was a top model everyone was into….those were the days. What the fuck is this boring shit…is a life after you get fired from Victoria’s Secret, where you marry a football star, and have his kid….despite possibly being a man….always this anti climatic…lacking any and all sex appeal….really? That’s it…she untaped her […]

Gisele Bundchen has sand on her ass for the June Cover for Paris Vogue….and I wouldn’t mind wiping it off with my mouth and/or penis….despite rumors that she’s a mom….or that she was born a man and that’s why Victoria’s Secret fired her….you know that Brazil tranny connection is pretty hard to ignore….but I figure […]

I already posted one of these pictures of Gisele getting work for Versace because the evil empire that is Victoria’s Secret turned their back on her for reasons I am convinced are transexual related….you know with all that possibly faked pregnancy, gay marriage to a football jock who’s favorite part of the game is in […]

Here’s some Gisele in what could be considered a bikini, but in what I consider boring, even if I can see her post-pregnancy mom abs…all chiseled and manly…cuz despite what Victoria’s Secret and her husband tell you, but was born with a cock….

Here’s Some Gisele in a photoshoot that is not nude – even though it should be – you know ideally close up shots of her box – so that I can look for scars from the plastic surgeon’s skillful hand in order to put the rumors about her being born with a clit dick and […]

Gisele was in Costa Rica showing off her amazing mom ass on the beach in a bikini….I know she’s probably not a man…and I don’t say that because Tom Brady is the definition of manly or that he doesn’t seem like the kind of guy who wouldn’t fuck a tranny….and I don’t say that because […]