Looks like Gisele is working the next big Gay Pride Parade and these are pictures from the photoshoot to promote the big day. I always found her hard face a little manly, but had no idea that she was a lady boy from Brazil, despite being far too familiar with Brazilian lady boys but that’s […]
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2007
23
Oct
I am – Gisele Bundchen’s Bikini Ass of the Day
I like skinny chicks and I know that pisses off fat chicks, but it’s just the way it is. My theory is that I am fat enough for the two of us or maybe even fat enough for four of us and what it really comes down to is that the thought of two fat […]
2007
23
Oct
I am – Gisele Bundchen's Bikini Ass of the Day
I like skinny chicks and I know that pisses off fat chicks, but it’s just the way it is. My theory is that I am fat enough for the two of us or maybe even fat enough for four of us and what it really comes down to is that the thought of two fat […]
2007
08
Oct
I am – Gisele Bundchen Goes Mountain Bikini of the Day
I am a pervert and as a pervert I fucking love watching girls on bikes. It’s probably got something to do with them staying fit and fitness is like some kind of myth in my life as I watch my wife eat donuts while watching tv, so I think my love for bikes comes from […]
2017
24
Apr
Woah Calm Down Gisele of the Day
Gisele Bundchen lookin’ good for some campaign, she doesn’t look a day over 20, yet she’s pushing 40, thank you living the permanent vacation life, it allows a bitch to defy nature…with the help of her pile of money – but more importantly…her husbands stupid money….making them one of the more irritating couple around….and I […]
2017
07
Apr
Gisele in a Lace Dress on the Beach of the Day
Gisele is in Costa Rica, the country I assume her and Brady have a house at because they go there 10 times a year to get away, while still getting the paparazzi to capture her, the mother of many kids that I am not convinced were actually her kids, because she may not have a […]
2016
30
Aug
Gisele Still Models of the Day
It was said that Gisele was done modeling. They hyped up her Olympic Opening ceremony walk as being the last walk she’d ever make, leaving me convinced we would only see her in motorized scooter retired people in Vegas ride around for the rest of time…they claimed that she was done, that she would go […]
2016
27
Jul
100 Year Old Gisele Pretends to be in a Nightclub for Gucci of the Day
This is a pretty absurd casting for a Gucci nightclub campaign, unless they are trying to target the 45 year old rich woman who just likes having a good time doing cocaine like the sugar baby days now that her kids are off to summer camp – as we all know rich summer camp sending […]
2016
13
Apr
Gisele Photoshopped for Some Brand of the Day
Gisele is in some hosiery for some campaign – where they lit her and photoshopped her aggressively enough to make her look like she’s not in her mid 30s, washed up, FOOTBALL wife who has rumored to be a tranny and not an actual mom because Tranny’s don’t have UTERUS they have prosthetic pregnancy movie […]
2015
04
Nov
Gisele Fake Tits in a Bikini of the Day
Gisele’s bikini model body…that was already questionable as woman before she had kids and turned 35….you know the kind of bikini model you thought “Shit, she’s definitely a Brazilian tranny, because she can shoot everyday of the month thnaks to no period”..with a not so feminine, but breast implanted and ripped due to high testosterone […]