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2015

14

Oct

Gisele in a Lingerie Campaign of the Day

I don’t think this Lingerie campaign of 2 pictures of Gisele is for anything… I don’t think it is a paid ad or campaign by a lingerie company… Or even part of her own vain attempt at business that involves lingerie with her name on it because she assumes people give a fuck about her […]

2015

16

Jun

Gisele Ass for Shoe Company of the Day

I think we’ve established that everything is prostitution. We are all whores, even when we aren’t actual whores. Whether you are getting fucked up the ass in a gang bang at a frat party for a free t-shirt or social acceptance….or sucking off an old guy for an allowance…or working the street for your next […]

2015

20

May

Gisele for Terry Richardson of the Day

I heard on the internet that Gisele was retiring from modeling, but I guess that all changed when her rich as fuck husband’s career got shit on for being a cheater, and she was forced to go back to work to pay the mortgages and for the Kid’s education… Or maybe they are rich as […]

2015

27

Apr

Gisele Does the Vogue Brazil Naked of the Day

Everyone is freaking out about Bruce Jenner making the transition from man to woman…while keeping his dick…making him more of a man to man in women’s clothing who likes tits so much he is gonna get himself a pair…but the real tranny possibly happened with Gisele Bundchen…. She’s always had a man face, Brazil is […]

2014

11

Dec

Gisele’s Booty on the Beach of the Day

Jesus…Gisele has a great fucking ass… I saw that with Caution because you never want to be the dude celebrating some post-op Brazilian trannies ass in a bikini…even if she’s been packaged to you the last 2 decades as a lingerie model babe…you never can be too sure, especially not with Brazilians…always keeping me on […]

2014

04

Nov

Gisele Models Jeans of the Day

Gisele Bundchen is modeling jeans for some jeans company because apparently she doesn’t have enough money and the jeans company doesn’t feel that spending their budget on a younger, hotter, less famous, but far less expensive model makes sense…you know give it to the has been, washed up, practically dead mom that no one really […]

2014

14

Oct

Gisele and Her Surfboard of the Day

Gisele is the new face of Chanel. She probably got paid a million or more for this and I find the whole thing funny because they gave her a surf scene – like this bitch surfs anything by Tom Brady’s homo asshole like the tranny pro she quite possibly be – based on being from […]

2014

06

Aug

Gisele’s On the Beach of the Day

I guess Gisele Bundchen spends a lot of time in Costa Rica, because she’s been here before and she’s there again…in a bikini…because that’s just the kind of place Costa Rica is and just the kind of girl Gisele is… She was also doing fascinating things like: 1- Kissing her Gay in the Locker room […]

2014

15

Jul

Gisele Does Lingerie Model of the Day

Gisele is doing some Lingerie Modelling, because I guess when you pretend to have 2-3 babies because you weren’t born with female reproductive parts, your model body carries you will into your 30s…. I’ve never been to Brazil…but I’ve heard all kinds of trap stories involving a whole lot of tranny babes that are hotter […]

2014

28

May

Gisele for LUI of the Day

Ex-Victoria’s Secret Brazilian model superstar Gisele Bundchen, who you may know as Tom Brady’s beard, is hiding her penis on the cover of LUI Magazine… I don’t know if she’s publicly got fully naked to hide her penis before, but I am going to assume that when the magazine comes out, and all the pictures […]