Gisele Bundchen is on the beach with her kid…and it would be far more magical if it happened in a time when she wasn’t a mom, but instead when she was rumored to be a tranny from Brazil that Victoria’s Secret kidnapped and held captive always threatening to let the world know her penis secret […]
- SFW
- NSFW(18+)
Search Results
2013
10
Dec
Gisele for Elle Brazil of the Day
Gisele Bundchen did Elle Brazil. I don’t know if these are some old stock photos of her, or if this is from a new shoot, but she looks less hard and manly than she usually does and I figure I’ll post it for old times, you know memories of what was once Victoria’s Secret catalog […]
2013
07
Nov
Gisele and Daft Punk for WSJ of the Day
Terry Richardson shot Gisele and her Brazilian implants because like all Brazilians she was born with a penis…and she’s posing with Daft Punk…the producers of the most commercial electronic music that even your grandmother sings along like she was rolling on Molly at the Rave that isn’t really a rave because it is corporate sponsored […]
2013
24
May
Gisele’s Hot Ass in Demin for Some Campaign of the Day
We were just having a debate about this picture on Facebook. My friend Foetus thought it was Morgan Freeman, then we ended up agreeing it was Denzel Washington (the only black man in hollywood) playing Danny Glover in Lethal Weapon…..well it turns out we were both wrong, and that the ass in the tight jeans […]
2012
12
Jun
Gisele Hot in a Bikini for Vogue Paris of the Day
I posted the cover of this HOT VOGUE PARIS BIKINI SHOOT WITH GISELE a few weeks ago….and today, I am posting the rest of the pics, that happen to be amazing, and that actually make me feel like I am looking at a woman for a change….she normally was a model I was on the […]
2012
09
May
Gisele is Hiding from the Paparazzi of the Day
Either there was a SARS outbreak….someone farted….or Gisele is a self conscious cunt who doesn’t want the paparazzi snapping off pics of her face….maybe cuz she has a pimple….or didn’t put her make-up on proper….or more likely she’s got a herpes scab from all the dick she’s sucked to get to the top….but maybe she […]
2011
21
Apr
Gisele Does the Gym of the Day
Here’s Gisele leaving the gym, cuz a model’s gotta stay fit, you hear. Personally, I prefer the starvation method, but that’s just cuz it makes them too weak to know what is going on when all that coke, booze and pills are in them, but more importantly, it makes them too weak to run. Not […]
2011
01
Apr
Gisele’s Workout Legs in Tight Pants of the Day
It’s amazing how well she’s taped her male genitals down…not that I actually believe the lie I perpetuate…I know she’s not actually a dude, I just like urban myths that involve hot pussy, or pussy deemed hot, dooping a bunch of straight men into masturbating to her half naked cuz she was marketed properly, put […]
2011
07
Mar
Gisele’s Dragon Back for V Magazine of the Day
I figured I didn’t give you enough of a Gisele update with my last post on Gisele in a bikini and Gisele for H & M , that I put up less than an hour ago, but figured her spine was enough to warrant its own post…especially now that Gisele is relatively non existent as […]
2010
19
Oct
Gisele Does Vogue Brazil of the Day
I don’t know if anyone really gives a fuck about Gisele…or if anyone ever really gave a fuck about Gisele…but I feel like there was a period of time where she was all the fucking rage…you know the kind of pussy everyone wanted until they realized she may not have a pussy…but instead is a […]