Heidi Klum is dressed like a 20 year old college girl – while shopping in her tight jeans, stupid looking boots, but most importantly, light weight t-shirt cotton with no bra, showcasing her brilliant tits, that make no sense as tits really, because she’s had so many kids, I think somewhere around 14 kids….all with […]

Heidi Klum is in Shape Magazine and if you’re a Heidi Klum fan – you probably already know that – I am too slow to the draw on this internet thing – where I’d need to be married to my computer all day everyday – while I have better things to do with my time […]

Heidi Klum always goes crazy for Halloween and people, mainly old people, get excited for her crazy and outrageous outfits… She likes Halloween so much, that for a good period of her life she dressed up as a little blonde woman who got destroyed by a big black scarred up face black guy with a […]

Heidi Klum is a 100 year old freak of nature. I am going to assume that dude with the MAKITA power tool is either with an Air Compressor, or a Staple gun to keep her GUNT in place… I mean that, or she’s a product of Nazi Germany, that wasn’t that long ago in the […]

Heidi Klum is playing it up for the paparzzi – while wearing her bikini – because I guess she likes the attention, loves the camera, and feels like she’s in her element… We know how easy the German people are to please people they deem worth pleasing….whether it’s a client, a boss, HITLER, or SEAL […]

I like to think when Hitler was trying to kill off the jews – and I guess black people – and retards to create a superior race in the aryan image, despite not having the aryan image, but rather being dark haired, and creepily obsessed with the aryan look, enough that the people bought into […]

Heidi Klum was one of Victoria’s Secret’s top models when it really mattered…. I mean, sure, these girls believe that it matters when they book Victoria’s Secret, it’s good for a models career, it builds them up and promotes them, gives them that “made in china, property of” stamp of approval the brand also puts […]

Heidi Klum did a shoot for HUNGER magazine where she looked her age. All hard faced and GERMAN like she is…and I actually prefer when these vapid, superficial girls have a little authenticity to them, I just wish it was in the form of a GERMAN SCAT MOVIE with SEAL and his ARM sized dick […]

I like to revisit these lingerie pics of a 50 year old, mom of 5, banged out by Seal, and his baby arm sized cock, you see cuz dude’s rich but has LUPUS scars and no bitch is getting with rich and LUPUS scars unless he’s got a big dick….oh wait….he’s rich…and famous..that’s usually for […]