I like to revisit these lingerie pics of a 50 year old, mom of 5, banged out by Seal, and his baby arm sized cock, you see cuz dude’s rich but has LUPUS scars and no bitch is getting with rich and LUPUS scars unless he’s got a big dick….oh wait….he’s rich…and famous..that’s usually for […]
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2016
10
Feb
Heidi Klum Lingerie Model of the Day
Heidi Klum is probably in her 50s. She’s been banged the fuck out by a bunch of men throughout her career – but mainly Seal, who I assume has a penis the size of a baby arm, that along with his fertility has ended up in multiple kids for her, which in an of itself […]
2015
09
Dec
Heidi Klum for Galore Magazine of the Day
Galore Magazine is a magazine that’s doing the whole throw parties at key events like Art Basel, Fashion Week and Coachella…cast the key instagram models on instagram as part of the magazine….to make sure they go to the parties…do cover photoshoots with people of interest or actual models…like Heidi Klum..have those people of interest also […]
2015
02
Nov
Heidi Klum Does Jessica Rabbit for the Perverts of the Day
We were wrong about Heidi Klum…. We thought she was dressing as Kim Kardashian… Really she was dressing like Jessica Rabbit… A Cartoon we can assume Kim K gives her plastic surgeon and says “build me like this”… So I guess we weren’t all that far off…. But you know in Heidi’s world, she was […]
2015
26
Oct
Heidi Klum as Kim Kardashian for Halloween of the Day
In keeping up with models from 10 years ago, that’s today’s theme, here’s Heidi Klum staying relevant by getting fake ass, tits and gunt attached to her body to really own her Kim Kardashian clown costume….for Halloween, which for the last few years has been Heidi Klum’s big weekend because she has the craziest party […]
2015
08
Sep
Heidi Klum Gets Spanked on Instagram of the Day
Heidi Klum is quirky, silly, fun, and 40 with 100 kids with Seal and other men, because she’s just that kind of sex addict, who doesn’t use protection because her fetish is probably cream pie, but I can assume, based on the 100 kids with Seal.. I can also assume that Seal, the big Lupus […]
2015
03
Aug
Heidi Klum Topless of the Day
Heidi Klum was more than kissed by a rose, she was also knocked up by a huge black man more than once, in what you can assume was a sex filled relationship, with raw, animalistic, sodomy with a baby arm sized penis up in her 6 foot tall, German BDSM asshole, except when it was […]
2015
28
Jul
Heidi Klum in a Bikini of the Dday
Heidi Klum is 100 years old in model years, 50 in human years, 350 in dog years…and one in hot retired models… She still has a rockin body in her bikini, and the body is what you look at, as faces can be botoxed to shit and don’t count, but body, that takes work.. It’s […]
2015
01
Jul
Heidi Klum in Lingerie of the Day
Heidi Klum still models lingerie…She also peddles it…which I gues she is modeling it…you know make that money from any angle you can…especially after spending a decade or more being created by Victoria’s Secret…making this her actual talent, while the TV career, is just coincidental or whatever… I still like looking at Heidi Klum in […]
2015
04
Jun
Heidi Klum in a Bikini n St Barths of the Day
I guess today’s posts of washed up models comes full circle with Heidi Klum, who you may know from TV, but who started out in German porn, if you consider lingerie modeling porn, which I would assume Christians do, I mean can’t you make porn out of anything just by jerking off to it…from Facebook […]