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2014

06

May

Heidi Klum vs a Popsicle of the Day

Heidi Klum is doing the whole popsicle sucking thing that you’d expect a Lolita style seductress to do at the hotel pool for some traveling salesmen sitting next to her, intentionally to piss of her dad, get a reaction, and because at 18 a bitch likes the power she has when she figures out how […]

2014

16

Apr

Heidi Klum Old and Toplessness of the Day

Her name is Heidi Klum. She is a german domintatrix who you may remember from being a Victoria’s Secret model, but I am more familiar with her work as the wife of Seal Scarface, who was violated by his massive jungle cock enough times to make an army of kids …in what you would expect […]

2014

25

Mar

Heidi Klum in More Bikini Pics of the Day

I assume these are some of the pictures of Heidi Klum from yesterday where her nipple popped out of her bikini top while swimming with her army of black babies, who statistically, thanks to her divorce from Seal would probably make you think they’ll end up criminals, without factoring that each of them are worth […]

2014

24

Mar

Heidi Klum is Old and Amazing in a Bikini of the Day

Heidi Klum was in the Ocean with one of her 30 kids she had with Seal in their 5 years of a lot of twisted german shit filled bondage sex…and at 50 or whatever age she is…she looks fucking amazing… I have no choice but to think this is a product of hilter’s Nazi regime […]

2014

06

Mar

Heidi Klum’s Ass in Jeans of the Day

Here’s a little Heidi Klum old skinny ass in jeans, an ass that has seen some shit both literally and figuratively, because she is german and that is what German’s are all about, feces…. When looking at this ass in jeans I am amazed that she’s had a dozen kids, more importantly, with a big […]

2014

07

Feb

Heidi Klum is in Women’s Health of the Day

Whenever I see Heidi Klum…all I think is how Seal and his scabby scarred face…probably destroyed her genitals with his massive African cock as they lived out some kind of German Aryan race fetish that involved a lot of rape fantasy and feces…because she’s fucking german.. I guess I also think about how old she […]

2013

01

Nov

Heidi Klum Didn’t Wear a Costume this Year of the Day

I guess when you’re an old, tired, ex-model, German with an image to maintain, you spend hours of your life trying to hide the fact that you are old as fuck, but one day a year, you can get out of your mask, and let your natural self make an appearance, because everyone will just […]

2013

20

Aug

Heidi Klum Naked on Instagram of the Day

I don’t consider a bitch naked when she’s over 50, has a dozen kids and thus a ravaged vagina, especially when it is strategic naked and I can’t see her fucking asshole, or what I like to call the window to her soul… Heidi Klum might as well be wearing a fucking snow suit in […]

2013

17

Jul

Heidi Klum Wins at Instagram of the Day

Despite being a German freak who probably likes being shit on, with an army of kids from various fathers, one of whom was rumoured to have a penis the size of a wine bottle, and being in her 40s or 50s or god knows how old but old enough to have been around for almost […]

2013

08

Jul

Heidi Klum Bikinis of the Day

Heidi Klum may be 100 years old and she may have a dozen half black babies and her body may have been ravaged by Seal’s arm sized penis…but she still looks good enough in a bikini for me…which isn’t saying much, I have a bikini fetish and can jerk off to bikinis hanging on a […]