Heidi Klum may be 100 years old and she may have a dozen half black babies and her body may have been ravaged by Seal’s arm sized penis…but she still looks good enough in a bikini for me…which isn’t saying much, I have a bikini fetish and can jerk off to bikinis hanging on a […]
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2013
31
May
Heidi Klum Attacked by a Naked Protestor of the Day
I don’t care what these girls are protesting, I am going to assume based on their sloppy bodies, that it has something to do with hating skinny girls, because that’s what all the corporations want girls to be protesting, you know feel empowered to bully skinny girls who get paid millions to look good, encouraging […]
2013
16
May
Heidi Klum’s Nipples at Some Event of the Day
Apparently people can see Heidi Klum’s nipples in this picture of her in what is being called a see through dress….all I see is some titties….maybe some underwear holding her broken down uterus in place….a bit of a belly….and some belly button….but more importantly, I see an old tired face a pretty horrible tattoo and […]
2013
13
May
Heidi Klum Twitter Bikini Pic of the Day
Heidi Klum doesn’t turn me on because she’s an ex-model, all old and shit. She turns me on because I know the kind of sexual deviant she must be and not just because she’s german and likely into scat, but because she has kids with multiple men, meaning she likes the cum up in her, […]
2013
03
Apr
Heidi Klum Saves Her Son With Her Nipple of the Day
There’s some story going around about how Heidi Klum saved her black son, because apparently he got his ability to swim from his Father’s side of the family, but the more interesting side of the story, is that her big mom titty fell out of her mom bikini while in a moment of panic or […]
2013
15
Mar
Heidi Klum VS a Burger of the Day
Heidi Klum is eating a Hamburger…for Carl’s Jr….and it looks like it is going to be a highly erotic experience….partially cuz despite being old and having a battered vagina from dozens of kids and a husband with a cock the size of a child’s forearm….she’s still Heidi Klum…no matter how fucking tired her face is….but […]
2013
28
Feb
Heidi Klum Playing with Bikini Models of the Day
It must be hard for Heidi Klum to accept that she’s no longer the prized hen at the fair….but is instead old, tired, a mom of her own army of mixed race kids that were spawned from some creepy German scat fetishes gone wrong….and a few illegitimate encounters for good measure….because as I see her […]
2013
20
Feb
Heidi Klum for Interview Germany of the Day
Old timer Heidi Klum is in Interview Germany where I doubt they ask her about her German Scat fetishes and BDSM basement where Seal violated her enough times to get her pregnant enough times….you know shredding her big german frame…in the most pragmatic of ways…cuz that’s how German Engineering works….but unfortunately, like an old Volkswagen, […]
2012
19
Dec
Heidi Klum’s Shitty Topless Twitter Pic of the Day
Boring! Heidi Klum cock teases for this bullshit instagram pic she posted of her tanning toples..only partial bikini model titout of her bikini…and I guess we should be thanking her for that…you know since Seal used his forearm sized cock to ravage her in ways only a German fetishist could handle, resulting in dozens of […]
2012
28
Aug
Heidi Klum Bikini for Twitter of the Day
Most guys hate knowing a girl banged a black guy….possibly cuz they are racist…or maybe cuz they fear competiting with their athleticism and rumored huge penis….because I have never met a white guy…not even a wigger who was proud knowing his bitch had gone black at one point in her life…but I’m not like most […]